I got bored last night.

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"I have no problem with your product, however I hate every commercial that you have made in the past 5 years. There's really nothing worse than the sound of some idiot chewing with his mouth open suddenly filling my living room. Equally irritating is the stoned narrator with the painfully monotone voice. Then there are the commercials featuring the yokel who is taken to a fake restaurant and isn't quite astute enough to realize that he's actually in a warehouse with cheap folding tables. I genuinely feel bad for the guy when he's let in on the secret because it's pretty clear that he has no idea what good food tastes like."

Today I got a response:

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"Dear James: Thank you for taking the time to share your comments with us. It is never our intention to offend anyone and we regret that you were displeased with our advertising promotion. Rest assured, your feedback is important to us and is taken to the highest levels within the organization for review. Thank you again for taking the time to contact us. Sincerely, Kelly Hardee's Guest Response On the Web at http://www.hardees.com"

7/31/2008 8:12:43 PM

think that kelly is a chick?

one of my friends mom is named kelly and she my friend is a 10/10 milf.

7/31/2008 8:14:13 PM

At least a person responded to you and you didn't just get a "thank you for your email" form email.

7/31/2008 8:14:21 PM

apparently these commercials make a lot of people upset. i don't mind them at all, though.

7/31/2008 8:14:50 PM

i don't watch commercials

7/31/2008 8:15:32 PM

I just hate

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"NOM NOM NOM"

in surround sound.

7/31/2008 8:15:56 PM

that sucks. everytime i've emailed wendy's (re: the shitty wendy's on western) i get coupons. lots and lots of coupons.

7/31/2008 8:15:58 PM

she's probably in india


and since her name is kelly


i'm willing to bet u a six dollar burger she looks like this

7/31/2008 8:16:24 PM

7/31/2008 8:19:47 PM

Dear Hardee's,

Yeah, about those guys that would starve without you... please to go ahead and let them. Society would be better off without them propagating their "can't bite open a biscuit can" and "can't operate a twisty-tie" genes.

7/31/2008 8:22:53 PM

I wonder who had the idea to pander exclusively to men who were insecure about their masculinity.

7/31/2008 8:25:02 PM

Probably some woman.

7/31/2008 8:27:19 PM

they should have stuck with the girl on the mechanical bull

7/31/2008 8:27:20 PM

GENERIC
RESPONSE
MAKES
ME
FEEL
SPECIAL

7/31/2008 8:35:59 PM

it's funny to me that you took the time to e-mail them.

oh, and

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"i don't watch commercials"

7/31/2008 8:43:56 PM

Hardee's wins, you lose.

7/31/2008 8:45:10 PM

I was really bored.

7/31/2008 8:46:34 PM

a couple weeks ago i was in there and some lady seriously CHANGED HER BABY'S DIAPER AT THE BOOTH.

that coulda shut them down.

7/31/2008 8:53:01 PM

IAJJ

7/31/2008 8:53:18 PM

^^

7/31/2008 8:54:22 PM

Hardees has BY FAR the worst commercials. I will NEVER eat there again just because of those dumbass commercials.

7/31/2008 8:54:44 PM

I've never been THAT bored, jesus christ.

7/31/2008 8:56:45 PM

i guess i don't watch enough tv to be annoyed by hardees commercials.

7/31/2008 8:56:47 PM

^ It should only take one commercial to see how fucking annoying they are.

7/31/2008 8:58:56 PM

hardee's is fucking disgusting.

i was basically forced to eat there on the way back from wilmington over the 4th. it was like when a vegetarian finally eats meat again. my body was definitely not ready for hardees. i had to shit my ass like 3 times that night

and yes, their commercials blow

[Edited on July 31, 2008 at 9:02 PM. Reason : ,]

7/31/2008 9:02:27 PM

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"a couple weeks ago i was in there and some lady seriously CHANGED HER BABY'S DIAPER AT THE BOOTH. "

EWWWW!!!

7/31/2008 9:05:12 PM

^yeah...i looked around, saw a bathroom, and just did NOT understand...

7/31/2008 9:06:21 PM

did you two ladies go to hardees together or something?

7/31/2008 9:07:43 PM

pizza hut did a better fake restaurant commercial and they did it first

7/31/2008 9:11:36 PM

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"it's funny to me that you took the time to e-mail them"

yet still not all that surprising. How bored must you be to bother the people at Hardees?

8/1/2008 1:31:39 AM

I have to admit, the twistie tie commercial was funny, but sad. They make men out to sound like retards who can't cook without a woman, which in turn makes women seem like they have to cook. You know, I didn't really care when I started writing this but now I say Fuck Hardee's, they make everyone look bad. Hardee's is also jealous of Bud Light's "real men of genius" commercials.. now those are funny.

8/1/2008 2:04:30 AM

i love how hardees thinks food is more appetizing when filmed close up, dropping from the sky onto a table with crap dripping off of it onto said table

8/1/2008 5:40:23 AM

their monster thickburger has

108 g of fat
43 g of saturated fat
1420 calories
230 mg of cholesterol
2770 mg of sodium

and thats not even the worst thing on their menu

8/1/2008 8:35:45 AM

i just hate the fucking gravely ass voice. dude, stop choking on the mic

8/1/2008 8:41:01 AM

Goddammit. I just saw it again and was tempted to send a follow up email.

Why the fuck are the only people in their commercials blue-collar manly men in pickup trucks?

8/14/2008 12:00:24 AM

^don't forget the reasonably attractive/semi-butch chick chomping away at a salad with her hands

8/14/2008 12:03:27 AM

I would probably eat at Hardee's a hell of a lot more if the place wasn't filthy inside.

8/14/2008 12:06:26 AM

I work with painters often, and nobody leaves for lunch with paint splashed all over their fucking face.

8/14/2008 12:17:26 AM

the first post made me chuckle

8/14/2008 12:18:03 AM