So I found out either my mom or dad watched some of my porno on my computer, by looking through file history. Not only is this creepy, but it's ironic, because that's how they used to catch me viewing porn when I was 13.

8/3/2008 12:53:55 AM

What is junior up to?????

8/3/2008 12:57:04 AM

This is why you set you browser to always clear the history, download history, cache, etc.

8/3/2008 1:01:14 AM

I live with mum and dad and am constantly clearing this shit out. >.<

8/3/2008 1:01:38 AM

^^

8/3/2008 1:01:41 AM

let me tell you, its definitely better than watching one of your parents watch porn or finding porn in the DVD player.

8/3/2008 1:02:12 AM

Another safety tip: don't keep the porn on your computer where others might stumble upon it. That might not work for everyone, in which case you need a damn good place to hide it. Some really obscure place hidden deep down in your directory where others would not normally snoop, maybe hidden somewhere among the more obscure folders that house files necessary to run the computer. Either that, or just keep all your porn on removable drives, then find somewhere to hide that away.

Is there any way to password protect a folder or file?

[Edited on August 3, 2008 at 1:08 AM. Reason : don't know why the hell I spelled it "pass-word" ]

8/3/2008 1:07:13 AM

C:/program files/common files/support/redux/



yea dude.

8/3/2008 1:14:28 AM

Not only do I leave porn links in my browser history I have it categorized to save people time.

My Porn:
> Regular
> Lesbian
> Group Sex
> Fisting
> Tribadism (the best of the best)

8/3/2008 1:15:30 AM

i thought you meant your parents watched a porno you made

that would suck way harder

8/3/2008 1:20:17 AM

i thought that too


my dad's wife found me DLing hot wet action on their computer once and flipped a fucking valve. all like "HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT FILTH INTO MY HOUSE"

I didn't mention how I found her homemade porn by accident when i was about twelve

8/3/2008 1:35:27 AM

lol i meant to say finding one of your parents watching porn.

8/3/2008 1:36:17 AM

it was def my dad. my mom was at the mall/cheesecake factory all day, she brought me back a cake as proof, lol.

8/3/2008 1:39:26 AM

when i was like 10 i was all like "YAY MY DAD'S PLAYBOY"

now when i find his porn it's by accident and it always makes me swear off sex for a while. *where as normally it is unintentional*

8/3/2008 1:47:48 AM

This is why http://www.redtube.com / http://www.pornotube.com / http://youporn.com are invaluable. You go, you seek, you conquer. Clear your temporary internet files, your history, and your cookies, and you're good.

8/3/2008 2:40:04 AM

i can't get off unless i know i'm hiding that porn in a sketchy folder on my computer.

8/3/2008 2:41:24 AM

I use Safari to look at porn.

Then I remove the desktop and start menu shortcut and bury it in the quick links, so nobody ever uses it or even knows it's on my computer.

8/3/2008 2:52:11 AM

People: LOL THIS IS WHY YOU CLEAR HISTORY, ETC

Me: I don't care. I just lock my computer when I'm living with roommates. this allows me to be lazy and just dl everything to the desktop.

8/3/2008 6:43:38 AM

they probably had a sex-a-long session to the porn

8/3/2008 9:29:12 AM

C:\Program Files\Entertainment

nobody suspects anything!

[Edited on August 3, 2008 at 9:33 AM. Reason : sfdf]

8/3/2008 9:33:11 AM

Once upon a time, eahanhan got on the computer her and her brothers share at their parents' house.

Youngest brother left open a download status for Latex Divas 3. Yes, I remember the name of my friend's brother's porn

8/3/2008 9:34:13 AM

You!


Me?!


Look over there at those titties!




God damn, look at those titties!

8/3/2008 9:39:41 AM

right click> properties> hidden

8/3/2008 11:31:41 AM

xtube.com ftw

8/3/2008 11:33:47 AM

rename your bookmarks to really boring titles when you initially make them

no one clicks the Buy TurboTax Now! link

8/3/2008 11:40:02 AM

Parents never change.

8/3/2008 11:41:15 AM

moms not knowing how to turn on a computer FTW

+ not living with a parent FTW

8/3/2008 11:46:05 AM

being the resident guru helps a bunch btw

"oh, my porn is bothering you? woops, there goes your internet!"

8/3/2008 11:47:18 AM

I like hiding my porn in a file on my desktop labeled NOT PORNO. It's genius.

8/3/2008 11:49:42 AM

links to your cool shit or no care

8/3/2008 12:16:36 PM