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Amsterdam718
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FYI, B.

8/6/2008 10:48:34 PM

djeternal
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how much money do you have and do I have to blow you?

8/6/2008 10:49:37 PM

jackleg
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find some trophy COUG and wife that b!tch, G.

8/6/2008 10:49:50 PM

Amsterdam718
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(no homo). but i'm living baller as fck. just need someone to share with. it gets lonely for a G.

8/6/2008 10:50:30 PM

Amsterdam718
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where are the trophy b!tches @ ?

8/6/2008 10:50:56 PM

Walls1441
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i need some coug. thats like the only appealing territory i haven't ventured.

8/6/2008 10:53:37 PM

Amsterdam718
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premier trophy COUG is at Carolina.

8/7/2008 9:39:23 AM

arog20012001
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too many people are settling these days, b. I was some real wifey material, not some ho who thinks she knows what's best for me.

8/7/2008 9:40:57 AM

Amsterdam718
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^ exactly. women get it fcked up. i don't need a chick to cook, clean and prepare meals. i'm looking for illness. complete trophiness. and a good cook with nice calves.

8/7/2008 9:42:40 AM

LivinProof78
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i'm not a trophy bitch...



i'm more like a participation ribbon bitch

8/7/2008 9:43:10 AM

EMCE
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make sure it's blue ribbon vag, B

8/7/2008 9:43:20 AM

SymeGuy69
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Hey diddly ho there, neighbor.

8/7/2008 9:43:23 AM

JK
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Quote :
"i don't need a chick to cook"


Quote :
"trophiness. and a good cook "

8/7/2008 9:44:32 AM

G.O.D
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I didn't know trophy wives had to cook?
and can you afford one? dem bitches is expensive-dey dont work

8/7/2008 9:54:30 AM

IRSeriousCat
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i noticed the same lack of consistency


Quote :
"(no homo). but i'm living baller as fck. just need someone to share with. it gets lonely for a G."


ha, but once you have a wife, you'll no longer be living baller as fuck.

8/7/2008 9:55:02 AM

LivinProof78
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if he has enough money for all the surgery it would take, i would easily be his trophy wife

8/7/2008 9:56:01 AM

tsavla
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Dont quit the game, g

Keep it Jungle, b

8/7/2008 9:58:34 AM

quagmire02
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"i noticed the same lack of consistency"


well YEAH...depending on which day it is, a different person is using the alias...they're getting sloppy

8/7/2008 10:02:24 AM

sparky
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trophy bitches are only good for a few years B. you need to find a ho with that soul connection for the long haul G.

8/7/2008 10:09:31 AM

TroleTacks
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"where are the trophy b!tches @ ?"


Well, you're in the right place. Tdub!

8/7/2008 11:04:14 AM

AndyMac
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I'm looking for one too.

Preferably someone else's that wants to get plowed while her husband is away on a business trip.

8/7/2008 11:11:07 AM

lewoods
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Why would you only want one vag that you'll never even get to touch after the wedding?!

8/7/2008 11:32:46 AM

TroleTacks
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He's not getting vadge now, so 1 vadge at least for a night would be an upgrade.

8/7/2008 11:34:04 AM

quagmire02
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^

8/7/2008 11:34:58 AM

SymeGuy69
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Quote :
""trophiness. and a good cock ""

8/7/2008 11:36:58 AM

Amsterdam718
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10/10, B. this is one of my best.

8/7/2008 8:51:10 PM

saps852
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aha dj eternal stole my joke

8/7/2008 9:02:41 PM

Amsterdam718
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the VAG stays warm after marriage still. you just have to make sure the chick you wife up has the "SPLASH" vag. you know, the MOIST CAKE.

8/7/2008 9:33:30 PM

Slave Famous
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MOIST, WET, or SOPPING, its still the SAME VAJ

Unless you plan on having a mistress, its a bad fucking idea

8/7/2008 9:34:50 PM

umbrellaman
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mail-order bride

8/7/2008 9:36:48 PM

Amsterdam718
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^^ i like my own personal VAG though. it never gets old to me. i find comfort in making 1 VAG my home. with a possible second VAG in the presence of the 1st.

8/7/2008 10:30:30 PM

ShawnaC123
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For some reason this thread makes me think about that Kanye West song.



And I'll do anything for a blonde dyke

And she'll do anything for the limelight.

8/7/2008 10:43:08 PM

Vix
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I want a wife too.

Someone needs to cook mah dinner and clean my house.

8/7/2008 10:44:03 PM

khcadwal
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and pack me lunches of leftovers!!!

8/7/2008 10:45:05 PM

Amsterdam718
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imagine this. being laid up on the sofa with your trophy wife. polishing it. i love spooning with a hot chick

8/7/2008 11:04:46 PM

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