Because girls know girls better than guys. I'll go first.

A girl at work asked me to look at her ass and tell her if her skirt was straight. There were like 4 other girls right there and this is probably something she could have figured out on her own. I didn't even know her name when this happened although she might have known mine. Does she want to bwn?

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 1:36 AM. Reason : ]

8/7/2008 1:35:23 AM

i don't know, but you owe it to yourself and her to try.

8/7/2008 1:36:16 AM

yeah that's an obvious flirt tactic, or she's just really dense.

8/7/2008 1:39:15 AM

What kind of noob is scared of rejection

8/7/2008 1:39:30 AM

unless her skirt was vag-length, then no

8/7/2008 1:40:43 AM

Do they make vag-length skirts?

8/7/2008 1:41:56 AM

^micromini

8/7/2008 1:43:10 AM

I don't know. It was me in a small room with about 5 girls in a small space. They could have just been fucking with me. I was like, "uhhhhh," for about 2 seconds before I realized what she meant and told her to move it to the right a little bit. Nice ass though.

8/7/2008 1:43:56 AM

either she was:

1) flirting with you
2) is not attracted to you at all
3) thinks you're gay

8/7/2008 1:47:47 AM

walter, narrowing it down

8/7/2008 1:50:07 AM

Yes, that pretty much narrows it down to how every woman thinks about every man.

8/7/2008 1:50:17 AM

seriously who fucking cares, give it a shot

if you're scared of rejection you're a fucking baby who doesn't deserve the pussy to begin with

8/7/2008 1:51:50 AM

Should have told her her skirt was straight, but her ass was crooked.

8/7/2008 1:51:56 AM

Can I ask a specific tww girl a question?

8/7/2008 1:52:51 AM

^ you may proceed

8/7/2008 1:53:43 AM

i am a girl of tww

8/7/2008 1:53:46 AM

StillFuchsia: What could a man (like myself for example) do to get in your pants in 120 seconds?

8/7/2008 1:57:22 AM

This thread has definitely been done before. (maybe it was Girls ask guys but there would've been a parody/spinoffody so it doesn't really matter) in fact it was one of the threads that initially got my interest in this website. there were some real gems in that one.

8/7/2008 1:57:44 AM

ok...

hands accidently touch while going down the stairwell on the rail

a ) apologize, although it would make you stop, turn around, and say it awkwardly

b ) just pretend it didnt happen and move on.

c ) whip it out

8/7/2008 1:58:11 AM

I'm not really that scared of rejection, but I think you all can agree asking people from work out can be a little more hazardous that other scenarios.

8/7/2008 1:58:26 AM

can i please see your mandibles?

8/7/2008 1:58:43 AM

Quote :

"StillFuchsia: What could a man (like myself for example) do to get in your pants in 120 seconds"

be Kodiak

or resort to rape

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 2:00 AM. Reason : I've never been picked up that quickly, I'm probably a bad person to ask.]

8/7/2008 1:59:33 AM

stillfuchsia.


a

b

or

c ?

8/7/2008 2:04:37 AM

a and b

continue on but glance back with an "oh, sorry!"

8/7/2008 2:05:49 AM

what

8/7/2008 2:06:26 AM

or you could just hold her hand and stroke it gently

your call

8/7/2008 2:06:57 AM

Okay. Another question..

My brother's roommate's girlfriend called me up last Saturday. She needs a place to crash til she goes back to ECU. A week or two at the most. She is at her parents now in DC, and thinks it would be easier to scout out an apt from here than in DC. We first met in Greenville in October, I was drunk the whole time. She has called me once before since then. Is this a situation where she is looking for a bwning? I don't know if she is single or not.. and she isn't that great looking... but is this a free bwn or something more legit? I won't give free shelter to an unbwnable girl for free.

8/7/2008 2:08:17 AM

ok, this really nerdy and kinda chubby girl is into you but you're not into her. you havent had any ina while so you decide to settle so you could have something to hit while you find something better

a ) go through with it

b ) dont go through with it

c ) whip it out

8/7/2008 2:08:18 AM

don't go through with it, dude

have some self respect, and DON'T ENCOURAGE THE FATNESS. DON'T BE AN ENABLER.

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 2:11 AM. Reason : ^^ yes, she is from ECU]

8/7/2008 2:09:49 AM

lol is that really a question to ask Fuschia?

8/7/2008 2:10:13 AM

B. She might turn into a stalker.

8/7/2008 2:10:29 AM

i'd bag StillFuchsia in 113 seconds, not counting e-game time.

that might be optimistic though. i tried to troll her last week and she didnt take. shes smarter than i thought..... 117 seconds, b.

8/7/2008 2:11:08 AM

fuschia is the only one that gets my jokes

you guys suck

8/7/2008 2:12:13 AM

I once thought Fuchsia was a bitch.

8/7/2008 2:13:50 AM

ahahaha i get it now

lol.
yeah she wants me too but is stuck in some shitty relationship.

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 2:15 AM. Reason : besides i've got a REAL woman now.]

8/7/2008 2:14:04 AM

^grocery store chick?

8/7/2008 2:18:03 AM

I've seen some hot grocery store chicks. All around the age of 16 though..

8/7/2008 2:19:44 AM

^^^ lol, more like the best relationship I've ever been in

also, LickHer, ask her to pay you some cheap rent during that period... if she says she can't, say that she could pay you in other ways and she if she bites

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 2:26 AM. Reason : if she doesn't, then whatever, bitch can't stay with you]

8/7/2008 2:22:43 AM

NC86 you are the only guy on here that sucks. I dont know why you need a girls opinion unless it is for your date with your boyfriend you met at Flex.

8/7/2008 2:23:19 AM

lol


[no evan]

8/7/2008 2:31:45 AM

^ are you gonna let him call you XSMP?

8/7/2008 2:32:07 AM

lol

i have no idea what you crazy kids are talking about

8/7/2008 2:35:43 AM

^^lmfao...

8/7/2008 2:44:19 AM

OMGOMGOMG She touched my arm like 3 times. OMGOMGOMG

But seriously, she asked me to go to the kitchen to help get the candle wax out of some glasses even though she totally could have done it by herself. Then I think she might have purposefully squirted me with the super hot water from the coffee machine in a flirty kind of way. It was really, really fucking hot (the water). Plus I looked her up on facebook and one of her interests is "delta 9 tetrahydrocannabinol."

I think it's love...











GD I hope she doesn't read these boards.

[Edited on August 9, 2008 at 3:50 AM. Reason : (the water)]

8/9/2008 3:50:05 AM

all i know is i hope the broad that likes me wants to see me sunday...

8/9/2008 3:51:19 AM

Is it really true that women have this fantasy that they can turn a gay man straight?

8/9/2008 7:45:38 AM

I don't, but straight guys are so easy it doesn't matter.

8/9/2008 8:41:32 AM

pics or it didn't happen.

8/9/2008 9:14:40 AM

Of my boyfriend?

8/9/2008 9:30:32 AM

^ will you go out with me one day?

8/9/2008 10:13:19 AM