why do you pee in the shower?

a. to save time in the morning
b. the hot shower makes you have to pee
c. you just don't give a fuck, it all goes to the same place anyway
d. it makes your gf get the fuck out of the shower and stop hogging all the water
e. all of the above

i'm a e. guy myself

8/7/2008 10:47:43 PM

I don't. That's gross.

8/7/2008 10:48:02 PM

F. I don't. That's gross.

8/7/2008 10:48:31 PM

IT'S ALL PIPES!!

8/7/2008 10:48:45 PM

f. toilet is broken

8/7/2008 10:48:50 PM

b and c

8/7/2008 10:49:01 PM

A, B, and C.

Urine also helps get rid of athlete's foot, if you share a shower.

8/7/2008 10:49:37 PM

g. tiny penis that won't shoot straight

8/7/2008 10:49:37 PM

A and C

8/7/2008 10:49:52 PM

girls dont really count, it just runs down your leg

i also left out....

g. washing the snot rockets you just blew out off the shower curtain with your mighty stream of justice

8/7/2008 10:50:43 PM

although in this house it takes forever for the water to heat up. so usually I just turn on the water and piss in the toilet while I am waiting for it to get hot

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 10:53 PM. Reason : o]

8/7/2008 10:51:21 PM

Quote :

"g. washing the snot rockets you just blew out off the shower curtain with your mighty stream of justice "

why do boys do this. not the shower curtain/pee part but the snotting in the shower part. all boys do it i feel like and it is like so fucking gross. WHY god why

8/7/2008 10:52:10 PM

I like pissing on the instep of my foot then kind of playing hacky sack with my stream of urine

8/7/2008 10:52:37 PM

I think it saves time and money.

8/7/2008 10:52:39 PM

yeah thats pretty disgusting.

8/7/2008 10:53:09 PM

it cleans soap scum off the chrome, being acidic and all

8/7/2008 10:56:55 PM

actually, the pH of urine may range from 4.5 to 8, so it can be acidic, neutral, or alkaline.

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 10:59 PM. Reason : a]

8/7/2008 10:59:03 PM

ever looked around a urinal, it eats paint off the walls for fucks sake

8/7/2008 11:00:25 PM

I, personally love pissing in the shower. it takes a dumb sum bitch to get outta the shower to piss

8/7/2008 11:03:41 PM

actually, the damage to the urinals is most likely caused by the ammonia in the urine. Ammonia is corrosive and ammonia is a base

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 11:06 PM. Reason : a]

8/7/2008 11:05:04 PM

anybody else try to aim for one side, and wrap it around the wall before it runs all the way down? it takes a mighty stream to do

8/7/2008 11:06:55 PM

ok theres a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing all OVER the shower

one is acceptable

one is not

8/7/2008 11:08:11 PM

b and c.. why are people so grossed out.. urine is one of the cleanest things you will stand in all day.. get over it and quit acting like you haven't done it

8/7/2008 11:08:31 PM

whenever i pee in the shower i aim it directly into the drain so i don't have to stand in it

8/7/2008 11:09:08 PM

8/7/2008 11:15:19 PM

my toilet is close enough to the shower that i can just open the curtain and let 'er rip.

8/7/2008 11:16:57 PM

for the females it saves on the toilet paper

8/7/2008 11:17:17 PM

a, b, c

8/7/2008 11:18:26 PM

^^^^ how could you ever pick up a girl after that?

8/7/2008 11:58:26 PM

f. it's fun to pee on your gf

8/7/2008 11:59:38 PM

^^ well, he's married. and you would kind of expect his wife to be hot, but she's pretty heinous

8/8/2008 12:01:43 AM

jeez, maybe let it cool off a little before you go chugging it?

drank his own pee, and drank water out of elephant shit.

ill die k thanx.

g) the drain is already clogged with dookie.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:08 AM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 12:02:58 AM

well he was in the desert, so i doubt there would have been much cooling

8/8/2008 12:04:38 AM

it tastes like seawater

8/8/2008 7:19:34 AM

a, b, c

8/8/2008 7:21:50 AM

morning wood

8/8/2008 7:22:44 AM

I don't pee

ever.

8/8/2008 7:23:01 AM

^^ i usually fap it before i take a shower

8/8/2008 8:15:22 AM

A and C

8/8/2008 9:10:37 AM

E

8/8/2008 9:13:11 AM

e

8/8/2008 9:13:54 AM

never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and forget you.........

8/8/2008 11:56:42 AM

I don't. That's gross.

8/8/2008 11:57:24 AM

^ your username implies that you don't shower, period

8/8/2008 12:01:04 PM

c. you just don't give a fuck, it all goes to the same place anyway

8/8/2008 12:01:56 PM

its not like you're droppin a duece in there or somethin

8/8/2008 7:40:10 PM