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An Austrian man is demanding substantial damages after he was blasted off the toilet when hundreds of thousands of hail stones exploded out of it.
Martin Bierbauer said: "I heard the pipes rumbling a bit, and suddenly hailstones the size of golf balls started exploding out of the toilet like it was a popcorn machine.
"There was an avalanche of ice that quickly filled the toilet, then the entire flat, and eventually the entire building."
"I ran down the stairs with the hailstones following me, and other residents did the same."
Another resident, Silvia Streit, said: "I grabbed a board and put it over the toilet, but the pressure was so great, I ended up sitting on the board as the hail flowed through the flat and down the stairs."
Freak weather has led to temperatures of over 35 degrees centigrade in Austria which a few days later plunge to near zero as freak hail storms batter the country.
The incident at the block of flats in Eisenstadt, the capital of the province of Burgenland, was caused by hailstones flooding into a local drain during a torrential downpour, which became blocked.
Local council spokesman Wolfgang Leinner said: "The pressure was too great, the hailstones had to go somewhere and they came out through the toilets it seems."
http://www.austriantimes.at/index.php?id=7633&pid=11268/8/2008 3:18:41 PM |
Str8Foolish All American 4852 Posts user info edit post |
ahahahah holy shit 8/8/2008 3:19:25 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
damn its like their winter now too...over 35 centigrade? damn... 8/8/2008 3:20:13 PM |
dman32md All American 961 Posts user info edit post |
my biggest fear is taking a shit and a spider/insect crawls up one of my turds into my ass and lays eggs....then the babies hatch and eat out my insides...that or getting bit by a snakeliving in the toilet....actually almost happened at camp, the latter one 8/8/2008 3:21:31 PM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
(Austria not Australia) 8/8/2008 3:21:33 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I thought this thread was going to be about getting a blumpkin 8/8/2008 3:21:36 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
8/8/2008 3:21:55 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
haha fleetwud...nice catch...feel like lloyd in dumb and dumber
well then, good day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbee... 8/8/2008 3:22:45 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
The next time I have a bad day, I'm just going to think of this. 8/8/2008 3:22:47 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : lol, already done]
8/8/2008 3:23:22 PM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
and start a war with Serbia for hailing in the water supply! 8/8/2008 3:24:20 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
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more like Hail-y shit, amirite 8/8/2008 3:26:04 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
8/8/2008 3:26:57 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
Whoa 8/8/2008 3:31:14 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
more like Icy Shit, amirite 8/8/2008 3:31:54 PM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
that was cold 8/8/2008 3:35:29 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha. nice find. 8/8/2008 3:40:11 PM |