I'm so desparate, I can't get some in real life!



let me get dem digits.

8/8/2008 4:01:03 PM

8/8/2008 4:21:57 PM

Well, I thought it was kind of funny in a sarcastic way. Might as well go ahead and lock this thread.

8/8/2008 4:25:20 PM

I hear Jenny wants a call.


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8/8/2008 4:25:22 PM

Are you fuckin serious

8/8/2008 4:25:55 PM

HEY, I CALLED THAT NUMBER AND IT'S NOT JenNY

8/8/2008 4:26:06 PM

get a boat

chill at a dock and wait for girl to walk by

"honey, wanna go on a boat ride?"

take her 10 miles out

"put out or swim"



/jay hickman

8/8/2008 4:27:22 PM

Quote :

"Are you fuckin serious"

It depends on if this thread gets me laid, if not I'll play it off like a joke. If yes, then this thread was serious business. Isn't that how all guys do it anyways?

8/8/2008 4:27:35 PM

Bringin' this shit back.



[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 2:46 PM. Reason : ]

8/13/2008 2:46:15 PM

y'all niggas ~

8/13/2008 2:50:01 PM

Wish I could help, but you aren't desperate enough yet.

8/13/2008 3:04:13 PM

I'M HERE TO PUT IN AN APPLICATION.

8/13/2008 3:04:41 PM

^^ You have no idea

^ Sry, no d00dz

8/13/2008 3:05:38 PM

More dudes than bitches...

so

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8/13/2008 3:05:51 PM

8/13/2008 3:07:20 PM

I officially appreciate you!!

8/13/2008 3:31:41 PM

8/13/2008 3:40:28 PM

try poking girls on facebook...

it works better

8/13/2008 3:42:48 PM

I just wanted to attention whore like everyone else on here. Is that too much to ask?

8/13/2008 3:43:52 PM

not at all...


i'm just trying to help get you laid

8/13/2008 3:44:29 PM

Well, in that case:

8/13/2008 3:45:20 PM