ROFLCOPTER. that is all

8/9/2008 5:11:55 PM

what is he? an african?

8/9/2008 5:23:29 PM

nah he said his mom bought a bed from some old redneck dude and he slept on it. now he has scabies

8/9/2008 5:30:55 PM

thats sounds like it could have been a real funny one-liner

8/9/2008 5:31:39 PM

aaaahahaha

one of my old roommates got scabies once from a chick's bed

we never let him live that down

8/9/2008 7:54:39 PM

8/9/2008 8:10:20 PM

winner.

p.s. sup beardawg? haven't talked to you in a loooong time.<!---

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8/9/2008 8:10:53 PM

seriously? i could have done without that shit. go back to sports talk

8/9/2008 8:11:23 PM

attn: users with less than 1000 posts

8/9/2008 8:11:54 PM

attention nerds: fuck off. also, i've been on here since 2001 under 2 names

8/9/2008 8:14:26 PM

that really doesn't matter

8/9/2008 8:38:18 PM

Quote :

"attention nerds: fuck off"

8/9/2008 8:54:48 PM

Ok, so he didn't have scabies. But what he did have is even funnier, I think. He sent me this message at work:

Quote :

"No scabies. Even worse... spiders in my bed."

I don't know about any of you, but I'd rather have scabies than fucking spiders in my bed.

8/10/2008 4:06:43 AM

I had scabies - shit wasn't that bad. Just gotta bathe in a cream and they die pretty quickly. I was pissed when I found out tho. I wanted to punch a ho.

8/10/2008 12:28:48 PM

i found a fucking spider exoskeleton in my bed when i was taking the sheets off to wash them

fucking thing isn't dead, it was growing

probably explains the spider bite on my foot

8/10/2008 1:05:51 PM

Chloe's slackin on that guard duty

8/10/2008 1:06:59 PM

oh god i hate spiders so bad.. i think i would be sleeping on the couch

8/10/2008 1:07:05 PM

funny you should mention that

i slept on the couch 3 of the last 4 nights

i was in trouble

8/10/2008 1:13:23 PM

thatll teach ya to piss me off

8/10/2008 1:14:16 PM

8/10/2008 1:14:54 PM

we're cool now, right cupcake? at least it seemed that way this morning

8/10/2008 1:15:47 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=464607&page=33#11919626

8/10/2008 1:17:20 PM

again?? jeez, ok ok

8/10/2008 1:18:07 PM

8/10/2008 1:19:02 PM

i had scabies in college, it blows.

8/10/2008 1:26:35 PM

when i was in 9th grade a friend of mine got it...looked so gross

8/10/2008 1:28:40 PM

just itchy as hell, and the more you scratch it the more you spread it. easy to treat though. they just gave me this cream and it was gone pretty much overnight

8/10/2008 1:29:30 PM

my friends was on his stomach and led down to his legs, if you catch my drift(no homo)...i was like

8/10/2008 1:30:21 PM

yeah, I got mine from my dog in college. started on my stomach but it's so easy to spread I ended up with it all over my inner thighs and, well yeah, before i finally went to the doctor. I can't even explain how bad the itching was. I had about 4 sleepless nights before I realized it wasn't just poison ivy or something like that and finally went to the Dr.

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8/10/2008 1:31:38 PM

are they like chiggers? the bumps kinda remind me of that

8/10/2008 1:32:28 PM

kinda, I guess. they just dig into your skin and you can scratch and scratch and scratch and all it does is make it worse. they don't call it "the seven year itch" for nothing. Plus, once you get rid of it you pretty much have to disinfect your entire house.

8/10/2008 1:33:46 PM

ahaha a close friend of mine who had horrible hygiene had scabies a few years ago. we gave him so much shit for it. basically, he always kept a mountain of clothes on his floor and in the closet, and would wear them over and over without washing. was also pretty bad about showering. i sitll give him shit about it.

but he still managed to get more chicks than me.

8/10/2008 3:46:15 PM

he most likely gave the chicks scabies too. it's probably the most contagious STD. and showering really doesn't help prevent/cure it anyway.

[Edited on August 10, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : a]

8/10/2008 3:52:44 PM