He wore tevas and jorts.

Next!

8/13/2008 5:38:54 PM

were they atleast daisy duke jorts?

8/13/2008 5:39:57 PM

Why would you date him in the first place?

8/13/2008 5:40:06 PM

got that jewel snaggletoof

8/13/2008 5:42:31 PM

^^ It was winter. Meeting people in the winter should be outlawed. That's why I live in FL now.

Another reason: addicted to hair gel.

[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 5:43 PM. Reason : ^]

8/13/2008 5:42:39 PM

HORRIBLE kisser

8/13/2008 5:43:28 PM

that is NOT a petty reason to dump somebody

8/13/2008 5:45:37 PM

Liked to watch InuYasha.

8/13/2008 5:45:49 PM

yep that would do it for me

8/13/2008 5:47:13 PM

Quoted Dave Chappelle (and other pop culture icons) too often. Potentially incapable of original thought.

8/13/2008 5:50:52 PM

Because it was Tuesday

8/13/2008 5:52:26 PM

^ That's a great reason!

I kind of like the "it's that time of the month" excuse.

8/13/2008 5:53:14 PM

My best friend found him annoying.

8/13/2008 5:54:11 PM

when her hair was wet it looked like snakes

i dont like snakes

8/13/2008 5:54:38 PM

his voice was higher pitched than mine

8/13/2008 5:57:57 PM

snakes!

8/13/2008 5:58:09 PM

He had girly hands. Really soft and pretty.

8/13/2008 6:01:34 PM

he said "for sure" a lot....and he had a dolphin tatoo.


i've also dumped somebody because I found out they were in the marines

8/13/2008 6:03:03 PM

^ I understand the marines thing. I avoid them. I dumped two guys because they joined the army.

8/13/2008 6:06:27 PM

dont want short children

8/13/2008 6:07:45 PM

^^^^ she has man hands... lol

umm petty reasons... i'm an asshole

[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 6:09 PM. Reason : .]

8/13/2008 6:08:16 PM

My parents think you're too poor for me.

8/13/2008 6:08:18 PM

Quote :

"Meeting people in the winter should be outlawed"

wat?

8/13/2008 6:08:21 PM

i've been dumped because I act like i'm 4 years old when I drink ...................

8/13/2008 6:09:11 PM

one was a bad kisser. never even got to the sex part before I peaced
one made deeep whore moans during sex... LOVE a loud girl but I don't do bears.
one routinely wore those pointy heels
one had consistently malodorous genitalia
one was SERIOUSLY into the radio and top-40

8/13/2008 6:09:21 PM

Quote :

"I dumped two guys because they joined the army."

I was really close to dating this guy that I had been friends with for a while. Then I found out he was joining the army and decided against dating him.

8/13/2008 6:10:05 PM

Army wives essentially have to marry the army, so it makes sense to me!

8/13/2008 6:10:46 PM

Quote :

"one made deeep whore moans during sex... LOVE a loud girl but I don't do bears. "

LOL

8/13/2008 6:30:49 PM

I'd say a Petty reason to break up with someone would be if they spent too much time with Indiana boys on Indiana nights

8/13/2008 6:32:22 PM

go die in a fire you clever bastard

8/13/2008 6:33:09 PM

only if its an Indiana fire

*jams out on harmonica*

8/13/2008 6:34:10 PM

your eye looks messed up

8/13/2008 6:38:26 PM

your neck is too big

8/13/2008 6:42:50 PM

i had just got back from France, and hadn't seen her in 2 months.

So, I drove from BWI straight down to the Outer Banks, to her beach house... jet lagged as hell.



When I got there, I let myself in, as she was upstairs.


She was flipping between Jerry Springer and BET.




5 minutes later I was on the road back home.

8/13/2008 6:43:22 PM

to fuck other people

8/13/2008 6:43:32 PM

Likes Dockers commercials
Went out with Newman
Talks to her food ("Ewww Mr. Apple you have a brown spot!")
Eats her peas one at a time
Is genuinely a good person with no depravity whatsoever
Doesn't like the English Patient

8/13/2008 6:51:07 PM

he wears black jeans and/or solid white tennis shoes

[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 6:53 PM. Reason : and short sleeve button up shirts]

8/13/2008 6:52:56 PM

her toenails were painted to look like watermelons


[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 6:54 PM. Reason : druh]

8/13/2008 6:54:00 PM

seeds and all?

8/13/2008 6:54:21 PM

yeah, imagine a french manicure, but with red polish, green tips, tiny black dots as seeds.

8/13/2008 6:54:54 PM

Quote :

"Likes Dockers commercials Went out with Newman Talks to her food ("Ewww Mr. Apple you have a brown spot!") Eats her peas one at a time Is genuinely a good person with no depravity whatsoever Doesn't like the English Patient"

haha

8/13/2008 6:54:56 PM

where do you find these women?

8/13/2008 6:55:17 PM

it's a talent

8/13/2008 6:55:50 PM

yeah...you would have been cut in the first round on that show

8/13/2008 6:56:42 PM

?

8/13/2008 6:57:03 PM

america's got talent

8/13/2008 6:57:51 PM

Quote :

"He wore tevas and jorts. Next!"

Now, I wouldn't call that petty.

8/13/2008 6:59:25 PM

Quote :

"He wore tevas and jorts. Next!"

this has to be florida

8/13/2008 7:00:28 PM

She made me feel sad?

8/13/2008 7:03:09 PM

Quote :

"He wore tevas and jorts."

nope, that's a pretty valid reason

8/13/2008 7:03:45 PM