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TWW

8/13/2008 10:33:24 PM

end of the world due to nuclear war

8/13/2008 10:34:57 PM

you are a sad and pathetic individual.

8/13/2008 10:35:01 PM

I'll probably drown while swimming in my Scrooge McDuck money vault

8/13/2008 10:35:52 PM

hahaha

8/13/2008 10:36:10 PM

end of the world due to nuclear war

8/13/2008 10:36:23 PM

Old, happy, in peace, and in my sleep.

Hopefully.

8/13/2008 10:37:28 PM

probably an exchange of .223 gunfire with roving bands of young kids trying to steal my food stores after we suffer a global food crisis caused by climate change.

8/13/2008 10:37:46 PM

im going to invent a time machine, and die fighting morlocks in the year 800201

8/13/2008 10:47:45 PM

surgury complications

8/13/2008 10:57:54 PM

Odds are cancer- but I somehow doubt it will be natural causes with my hospital record.

[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 10:59 PM. Reason : seriously it's as long as the thinking thread.]

8/13/2008 10:59:01 PM

smacking a jet into the ground or side of a mountain (or possibly unsuccessful ejection or KIA from enemy fire)

motorcycle (or possibly car) wreck

cancer

8/13/2008 10:59:01 PM

woman

8/13/2008 11:03:23 PM

^^ I'm working hard to prevent the first one from happening

but not for you in particular...because I think that you look funny

8/13/2008 11:03:34 PM

getting hit by a train at a malfunctioning railroad crossing

8/13/2008 11:04:10 PM

ill be electricuted or somethign

8/13/2008 11:05:38 PM

^^^

???

what exactly are you doing?

[Edited on August 13, 2008 at 11:06 PM. Reason : adfadsfdsa]

8/13/2008 11:05:50 PM

I work for Lockheed Martin as a human factors design engineer

so I'm designing the cockpits of their jets, helicopters, trucks, hummers, UAVs, etc... for human factors concerns as well as safety

8/13/2008 11:07:45 PM

asphyxiation from self-produced methane

8/13/2008 11:09:19 PM

^^ haha, i doubt you have much to do with the ol' EA-6B Prowler...maybe I can end up as an F-35 pilot when the Prowler starts to get phased out, and you can hook that one up for me.

8/13/2008 11:12:42 PM

heart attack from looking at the 18-21 thread too much.

8/13/2008 11:13:46 PM

oct 5

8/13/2008 11:14:12 PM

If you're gonna kill someone after nuclear war... do it with a suppressed .22LR and they won't shoot back

8/13/2008 11:15:16 PM

some cunt is gonna throw a hair dryer in the tub when im chillen with a beer and a magizine

8/13/2008 11:16:12 PM

well, you would be surprised. many people are upgrading software and hardware

older plane doesn't mean that it can't be brought up to speed

8/13/2008 11:16:19 PM

suicide.

8/13/2008 11:17:04 PM

Some kind of coronary or cardiovascular disease from being overweight and sedentary.

8/13/2008 11:17:04 PM

I would rather it not be something weak like a sting ray or box jellyfish but who knows

8/13/2008 11:19:19 PM

^^^makes me sad

8/13/2008 11:19:58 PM

....in other news, AxlBonBach was strangled by his girlfriend's pubic hair
he will be missed

8/13/2008 11:20:33 PM

other people's stupidity

8/13/2008 11:20:47 PM

you can't be strangled by pubic hair if you don't have a girlfriend.



reason to love being single #39.

8/13/2008 11:26:33 PM

realistically, if I get more depressed and fat, heart trouble

8/13/2008 11:26:46 PM

cancer

8/14/2008 1:54:36 AM

heart attack

maybe cancer

8/14/2008 1:56:06 AM

drunk driving, liver cancer, heart attack. at the same time.

8/14/2008 1:57:10 AM

cancer

8/14/2008 1:59:00 AM

poison ivy across my entire body. I have it right now, and I wish it would just die.

8/14/2008 1:59:06 AM

Probably trying to suck my own dick.

8/14/2008 2:08:23 AM

Embolism in a pool.

8/14/2008 2:56:41 AM

Shot in the head for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

8/14/2008 2:58:15 AM

some punk that i roughed up way back comin' back after all these years

rat tat tat tat tat

8/14/2008 3:02:17 AM

Forgetting not to bounce the wonderflownium.

8/14/2008 3:13:53 AM

Tornado. Maybe lightning.

8/14/2008 3:20:42 AM

t-boned by a semi (in my car)...i've seen it in my dreams before

8/14/2008 3:23:16 AM

Ah well if my recurring death-dream is right I'm going to be chewed to death by a giant face in the wall... that's somehow operated by beavers who control giant fans...

Sweet.

8/14/2008 3:29:53 AM

Some freak cooking accident


...or cancer

8/14/2008 3:30:15 AM

bullets - my only weakness

8/14/2008 3:30:49 AM

pfft.

Kryptonite, bitches.

8/14/2008 3:49:50 AM

bitches

8/14/2008 3:51:03 AM