aaaand GO!!

8/16/2008 4:51:30 PM

sounds delicious

8/16/2008 4:52:01 PM

this should be quality if some actual funny people or some of my actual friends participate

8/16/2008 4:54:17 PM

fucker begged for pennies and made hundreds. how fucking low and hard up for smack do you have to be to beg for pennies? christ. and his taste in women? got him in more trouble than his drug habit. they were crazier than he was! but anyways, jackleg was never above anyone, no matter how many twwers wanted to suck his dick, he was always nice to everyone. i appreciate you travis, and have enjoyed the years ive known you.

8/16/2008 4:54:17 PM

I wouldn't fuck him with DNL's asshole.

8/16/2008 4:57:11 PM

8/16/2008 5:03:12 PM

dude, you're not allowed to talk or defend yourself till the end, when you get us all back

8/16/2008 5:08:01 PM

edited. i'll be waiting

8/16/2008 5:17:10 PM

8/16/2008 5:17:14 PM

who doesnt like a good hotdog

8/16/2008 5:20:10 PM

i mean hey, what is the deal with this guy?

8/16/2008 5:20:43 PM

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[Edited on August 16, 2008 at 5:22 PM. Reason : .]

8/16/2008 5:22:23 PM

but seriously folks, jackleg is on the wagon. what you don't know is, "the wagon" is the nickname of his neighbor's 16 year old son.


ZING

8/16/2008 5:23:57 PM

What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? I can start by saying he’s not the man we’re honoring tonight.

8/16/2008 5:38:51 PM

and I'm not saying he's old, but I've seen younger faces on cash.

8/16/2008 5:44:55 PM

Mr Scrumples to host

I'd fucking go to that

8/16/2008 8:21:20 PM

jackleg puts the "ass Clown" in "Class Clown"

8/16/2008 8:22:54 PM

EMCE as the emcee

STANDING ROOM PWNLY

8/16/2008 11:25:08 PM

Have your pets spayed and n00bered.

8/16/2008 11:58:33 PM

then lisa lisa lampanelli shows up telling nigger jokes and beggin for change and gets banned by crazy jake

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 12:07 AM. Reason : mister j]

8/17/2008 12:02:19 AM

bwn up on your jokes

8/17/2008 12:02:56 AM

I'll wait for a little while. Then I'll bring out the funny for this very special occasion.

8/17/2008 12:04:58 AM

i tried to drop some roast humor, but no one was feeling it

8/17/2008 12:08:31 AM

8/17/2008 12:09:41 AM

man you know that was all razmatazz.

8/17/2008 12:10:09 AM

i was impressed

8/17/2008 12:11:28 AM

Where would jackleg be without the love and respect of everyone here?

Right there!

8/17/2008 12:16:26 AM

I don't know if you guys heard, but jackleg has recently gotten into fitness.



fittin' dis cock in his mouth.

8/17/2008 12:18:16 AM

lol

8/17/2008 12:18:38 AM

I'm not saying this guy's a criminal but he's got more strikes than (fuck do I know about baseball?)

8/17/2008 12:22:12 AM

cool im glad thats archived, thats the last time i ever used tww to try to score drugs for myself


leep the roast up

8/29/2008 2:28:52 PM

I wouldn't fuck him with Bea Arthur's dick.

8/29/2008 2:29:51 PM

jackleg's had more black cocks in him than lisa lampenelli

8/29/2008 2:30:37 PM

jackleg has fucked more black guys than sickle cell

8/29/2008 2:31:39 PM

Quote :

"jackleg's had more black cocks in him than lisa lampenelli"

i'll let that count, only because that gets said in every roast ever

8/29/2008 2:33:58 PM

I've never given a pair of shorts to a cooler guy who had just shat his pants

8/29/2008 2:37:22 PM

^^yeah i was basically just trying to remember jokes from comedy central roasts and use those

8/29/2008 2:38:15 PM

i'm trying to remember Stern roast jokes, and all the ones i can remember are basically show related so wouldn't apply

8/29/2008 2:39:38 PM

Quote :

"fucker begged for pennies and made hundreds"

speakin of which- remember that night we were taking turns at trick pool and this fucker rolls up and drops like 87 cent to win 10 dollars?

and he was fuckin serious too. it was like one of those math problems where you had to have at least two of each coin denomination and this guy had the results laying on the ledge.

i can't remember if he ended up winning or not, but i want to say he did and it made his fucking week

8/29/2008 2:49:34 PM

I'm pretty sure I once bought a restaurant booth from blasphemour off of jackleg's porch by leaving $3 in change under the front mat while no one was home

8/29/2008 3:20:48 PM

even though i still miss the old anti-establishment jackleg, he'll be back one day!

8/29/2008 3:23:26 PM