i'm trying to figure out what would be good to stockpile in event of apocalypse/zombies/chinamen/misc.

8/17/2008 5:36:49 PM

My stockpile is weak at this time. Ordering a lot more in a month or so.





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8/17/2008 5:38:30 PM

my stockpile is mostly discarded beer bottles and porno dvd cases

8/17/2008 5:40:57 PM

haha my two fingers and chicken pot pies.

8/17/2008 5:41:36 PM

i actually keep a sword beside my bed just for such an occasion.

8/17/2008 5:42:46 PM

BOG, an AR-15 chambered for 7.62 (with fun switch) with a drum magazine, shotgun with extended capacity mag, bunch of handguns.

lots of magazines for each, slugs for the shotgun, a few frag grenades for crowd dispersal.

i post pics, but people would try to rob me.

8/17/2008 5:43:18 PM

what's the best way to explain to police that you are not an arms-hoarding terrorist, you're simply planning wisely for the reality of the coming zombie apocalypse

8/17/2008 5:43:56 PM

8/17/2008 5:45:27 PM

lololol

8/17/2008 5:46:21 PM

8/17/2008 5:50:22 PM

mcguyver the two into one instrument

just, you know, be careful

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8/17/2008 5:51:06 PM

i bought a bear for just such an occasion. i already have the saddle for him and everything.

8/17/2008 5:56:28 PM

ahahahaha gunzz and pussy.

I'm walls1441 and i sure as fuck approve of this message.

8/17/2008 5:57:29 PM

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"what's the best way to explain to police that you are not an arms-hoarding terrorist, you're simply planning wisely for the reality of the coming zombie apocalypse"

the truth is the best defense. plus don't tell them.

8/17/2008 5:59:42 PM

oh god, i could murder this thread with the shit my paranoid dad has at his house

8/17/2008 6:32:53 PM

I keep hoping that i'll be one of the members science team that gets called in to figure out what is going on. Then I'll have all the weapons I need. I just hope I'm not the last one to die before we figure out a cure/escape.

8/17/2008 6:39:01 PM

as long as you're not black or the know-it-all, you have a good chance of surviving

8/17/2008 6:39:44 PM

you don't have to tell the cops a damned thing. Just remind them of this crazy thing we have called the "2nd Amendment."

8/17/2008 6:41:13 PM

^

8/17/2008 6:42:14 PM

i really need to work on my survival kit

i think that ill get a tactical shotgun first...that would be the most useful

what are those russian made ones with the vertical magazines? i wouldnt mind one of those

8/17/2008 6:42:36 PM

I'll end up being the know-it-all/"I don't like guns" guy, sigh. Maybe i'll get to die saving everybody or come back in the sequel. I do have a baseball bat in my room.

8/17/2008 6:44:29 PM

i keep a t-ball bat in my car

makes a damn good club

though it's more for road rage than zombies

8/17/2008 6:50:51 PM

jet, I am getting out of here and going to belize. but then again I might just be at a mayan temple for 12-20-12.

8/17/2008 6:56:14 PM

macgyver the verb

8/17/2008 7:07:20 PM

Zombies bad. Fire good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFUtJhUb7Q

8/17/2008 7:16:47 PM

so are collapsible batons legal in New York?

8/17/2008 7:23:38 PM

I have enough toothpaste to last through a nuclear winter.

Otherwise, I need a gun and a guard dog.

8/17/2008 7:51:09 PM

When the SHTF, y'all can come over to my place and hang out.


I've got enough reloading components and equipment to churn out another 1-2k rounds of ammo for some of those, and at least a few hundred for any given one.

8/17/2008 8:11:56 PM

holy fucking shit son

8/17/2008 8:25:29 PM

^You should sell some and decorate your walls

8/17/2008 8:26:57 PM

you should know better than to post pictures of guns online if you're in NC. sometimes the police come and murder your friends and their dogs

8/17/2008 8:31:08 PM

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"what are those russian made ones with the vertical magazines? i wouldnt mind one of those"

Saiga

8/17/2008 8:48:39 PM

Everything is 110% Legal, right down to the Sec. 922r part count on the converted Saiga. No worries for me, unless the cops are the ones breaking the law.

8/17/2008 8:50:53 PM

lots of guns . . . no food.


hmm.

8/17/2008 8:53:25 PM

now I want to learn self defense as a means of getting in shape

8/17/2008 8:55:17 PM

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"lots of guns . . . no food. hmm."

If we have guns, we'll get food.

8/17/2008 9:04:18 PM

^9 does that revolver have a pink grip?

Nice guns.

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8/17/2008 9:21:57 PM

what's the one on the bipod?

and are USASes legal?

8/17/2008 9:24:31 PM

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"i bought a bear for just such an occasion. i already have the saddle for him and everything."

I missed this gem the first time. That's hilarious, I laughed out loud.

8/17/2008 9:54:40 PM

I mean, why not get a bear?

8/17/2008 10:00:32 PM

fuck your guns

8/17/2008 10:16:48 PM

i want to get a handgun

what handgun should i get?

8/17/2008 10:17:27 PM

Walther PPK.

8/17/2008 10:18:40 PM

how effective would a bow be against a zombie, a vampire you'd be set but a zombie...I dunno

8/17/2008 10:19:58 PM

^^^what do you want to do with it?

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8/17/2008 10:20:04 PM

8/17/2008 10:28:22 PM

SaabTurbo... It's not the amount of guns, but why so much ammo? You'd need a backpack to tote all that around...

8/17/2008 10:36:22 PM

on sale at dicks. buy ammo in bulk

8/17/2008 10:40:38 PM

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"It's not the amount of guns, but why so much ammo? You'd need a backpack to tote all that around..."

i think he's preparing for the EOTW. that's just a guess though.

8/17/2008 10:43:00 PM

8/17/2008 10:44:37 PM