why am I always having to fix shit

8/19/2008 10:19:52 PM

they just want your p33n

8/19/2008 10:20:51 PM

Quote :

"Im convinced women people who didn't go to grade school when there were computers can't be allowed near computers "

Fixed it for you.

8/19/2008 10:21:43 PM

when i dont feel like doing shit i just ask a dude to do it for me

its called outsourcing

getting someone else to do the shit thats not worth your time

8/19/2008 10:26:23 PM

The last girl whose computer I fixed changed into lingerie while I was working on it

Maybe you're about to be pleasantly surprised

8/19/2008 10:30:40 PM

The equipment manager at work pissed me off today - my comp froze after losing power for a fraction of a second and I had to reboot twice before I could wrap things up. They're always keeping track of error codes like it's some secret database they can refer to in the future, so for the second it shows up on the screen, I commit it to memory, and recite it later to him. He looks at me like I'm the world's biggest idiot as if to say I need to take it up with someone else...

LOOK

I DON'T CARE IF YOU JUST GOT YOUR PROMOTION

OBVIOUSLY THEY SAW SOME REASON THAT YOU COULD CARRY THE RESPONSIBILITY OF HELPING US BROADS USE YOUR STUPID SOFTWARE

MAKE A FUCKING ERROR CODE LIST

KEEP IT HANDY LIKE THE REST OF YOUR "TECHNICAL LIBRARY" YOU KEEP STASHED IN YOUR TRUNK LIKE A HITMAN'S BOOTY

8/19/2008 11:53:49 PM

She find your porn stash eh?

8/20/2008 12:09:19 AM