that measures your weight, body fat, and all that good stuff. it came in the mail today



looks pretty nice, until i saw how it works



[fail]

8/20/2008 6:04:19 PM

if those are handlebars

it's a good thing you wax your ass

8/20/2008 6:04:53 PM

?

8/20/2008 6:05:24 PM

does it even work onehanded?

8/20/2008 6:05:50 PM

At first, I thought you weighed in at 29.3% body fat which made me .

Now, I realize the way the device works, which makes me .

8/20/2008 6:05:57 PM

this would be a great gift for a friend in jail....

8/20/2008 6:06:10 PM

oh yeah totally forgot about the other hand part

8/20/2008 6:06:23 PM

ahahahaha

8/20/2008 6:06:34 PM

haha time to guilt trip your mom

8/20/2008 6:07:22 PM

Quote :

"does it even work onehanded?"

well it got my weight right, but it says i have 37% bodyfat. im quite sure that's incorrect.

8/20/2008 6:08:44 PM

maybe instead of your hands try your feet or your butt cheeks instead

8/20/2008 6:10:43 PM

Can you like stick it in your underarm or something?

[Edited on August 20, 2008 at 6:11 PM. Reason : maybe "the fourth hole"]

8/20/2008 6:10:45 PM

lol.

8/20/2008 6:11:20 PM

meh, how is your mom supposed to know you can't use that? She was just being thoughtful, man

8/20/2008 6:27:19 PM

i told her about it this weekend, and she started laughing uncontrollably

8/25/2008 9:29:39 PM

they can be pretty inaccurate anyway. the readings depend on many factors, including amount of sweat, hydration level, food in stomach, etc.

DEXA, underwater weighing, and calipers are more accurate and consistent.

8/25/2008 9:35:43 PM

Getting calipers down the right way is

8/25/2008 9:37:05 PM