Let me be the first to welcome you to TheWolfWeb. I'm EMCE, one of the nicest people on this message board. I just wanted to let you guys know that if you have any questions about how things work, or how to do something here, just let me know.
I'll be happy to answer any questions without picking on you
If you don't want to ask the question in this thread, feel free to send me a PM.

Enjoy!!1

8/22/2008 3:02:56 PM

8/22/2008 3:05:33 PM

Hello, new users!

I am your resident MILF. Please direct all questions related to children and sex to moi. I promise not to tell.

-Erica

PS. EMCE is the winz.

8/22/2008 3:06:34 PM

Let me be the first to welcome you to TheWolfWeb. I'm GraniteBalls, one of the nicest people on this message board. I just wanted to let you guys know that if you have any questions about how things work, or how to do something here, just let me know.
I'll be happy to answer any questions without picking on you
If you don't want to ask the question in this thread, feel free to send me a PM.

Enjoy!!1

8/22/2008 3:06:51 PM

I have cupcakes!!!

8/22/2008 3:07:49 PM

Hello new users! Welcome!


now fdt or gtfo

8/22/2008 3:07:59 PM

oh man, you guys are a laugh riot!

and bottombaby is sexy. I want to do dirty dirty things to her

8/22/2008 3:08:39 PM

someone make an acronym glossary



some of these fine ladies might not know what "fdt" means to us, as a community.

8/22/2008 3:08:49 PM

above all, remember that tww is not a blog.

8/22/2008 3:09:27 PM

excellent idea Adam!

8/22/2008 3:09:30 PM

EMCE wants to be your daddy.

8/22/2008 3:09:58 PM

I just FDT!!!

[Edited on August 22, 2008 at 3:10 PM. Reason : but I'm not new so it doesn't count...sorry]

8/22/2008 3:10:13 PM

id fuck the hell out of those cupcakes

8/22/2008 3:10:47 PM

We should orient them on some key TWW memes


and encourage them to free dem titties

8/22/2008 3:11:17 PM

Acroynms

0-9

* 1337 - From the word Leet, derived from the word elite[1]
* 2 - too, or to[2]
* 4 - For[2]
* 10q - Thank you.[2]

A

* A C? - AH! SI?[2]
* AAF - As A Friend[3]
* ADAD - "Another Day Another Dollar[3]
* ADIH - Another Day In Hell[3]
* ADIP - Another Day in Paradise[3]
* AEAP - As Early As Possible[3]
* AFAICR - As far as I can recall / remember [2]
* AFAICS - As far as I can see [2]
* AFAICT - As far as I can tell [2]
* AFAIK - As far as I know[4]
* AFAP - As Far As Possible[3]
* AFK - Away from keyboard[4]
* ASAP - As soon as possible[5]
* ASL or A/S/L - Age / sex / location[6][3]
* ASLP or A/S/L/P - Age, sex, location, picture[3]
* ATEOTD - At The End of the Day[7]
* ATM - At the moment[4]
* AWOL - Absent Without (Official) Leave[2]
* AYBABTU (also abbreviated as AYB) - w:All your base are belong to us (from the video game Zero Wing)[2]

B

* B2B - Business to Business[4]
* B2C - Business to Customer[3]
* B4 - Before[3]
* BBIAB - Be back in a bit[6]
* BBQ - Barbecue. While not internet slang in itself, it is often combined with other initialisms as a point of satire, absurdity, or a non-sequitur. For example OMG WTF BBQ.[2]
* BBL/BBS - Be back later / shortly / soon[6]
* BCNU - Be seein' you[4]
* BFF - Best Friends Forever [6]
* BFN - Bye For Now[2]
* blog - Also known as web log or an online journal[2]
* BOFH - Bastard operator from hell[4]
* bot - Any type of automated software in chatrooms and web-cataloging software[8]
* BRB - Be right back[4]
* BSOD - Blue Screen of Death[4]
* BTDT - Been there done that[6]
* BTW - By the way[8]
* bump - Increment (For example, C's ++ operator.)[4] or a backronym for "Bring Up My Post"[2]

C

* CMIIW - Correct me if I'm wrong.
* crawl - To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it[8]
* crapplet - A poorly written computer application[9]
* CU - See you (later)[4]
* CYA - See ya OR Cover Your Ass[2]
* cyber- (prefix) - A term used to connect the subsequent word loosely to the world of computers or the Internet or sex over a computer[8]
* cyberspace - Virtual reality, the Internet, the World Wide Web, and other kinds of computer systems. Science fiction author William Gibson popularized the term in his novel Neuromancer. Gibson used the word to describe a virtual world of computer networks that his cyberpunk heroes 'jacked into'[8]

D

* DFTT - Don't feed the trolls[7]
* DIAF - Die in a fire[7]
* DILLIGAF/D/S - Does it look like I give a flip / fuck / damn / shit[7]
* DND - Do not disturb[2]
* DOA - Dead on arrival. Refers to hardware that is broken on delivery.[10]

E

* EOF - End of File[4]
* EOM - End of Message[6]
* EOL - End of Life. Device or hardware that is at the end of its product life cycle.[6] - End of Line.[6]
* EQ - EverQuest[2]
* ETA - Estimated time of arrival[2]

F

* FAQ - Frequently Asked Question(s)[4]
* FDT - Free Dem Titties.
* FFS - For fuck's sake[6]
* flamer - Someone who makes inflammatory, abusive or directly offensive comments. Similar to, but not quite the same as an Internet troll[4].
* FMCDH - From My Cold Dead Hands[2]
* FOAD - Fuck off and die[4]
* FOAF - Friend of a friend[4]
* FTFY - Fixed that for you
* FTL - For the loss[6]
* FTW - For the win[6]
* FU - Fuck you[2]
* FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition / repair (from military slang; pronounced "foo-bar")[4]
* FUD - Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (the purposeful spread of misinformation)[4]
* FWIW - For what it's worth[4]
* FYI - For your information[4]

G

* GBTW - Get back to work[2]
* GF - Great/good fight[2]
* GFU - Good for you[2]
* GFY - Go fuck yourself[2]
* GG - Good game, used at or near the conclusion of a gaming match[6]
* GGS - Good games[2]
* GJ - Good job, often used in online gaming when a teammate performs an act benefitting his team, such as killing an opponent or enabling that kill[2]
* GMTA - Great minds think alike[2]
* Godwin's Law - Dictates that the longer a thread, the more likely someone will post a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler[11]
* gratz - Congratulations[2]
* GTFO - Get the fuck out[2]
* GTG or G2G - 'Got to go' or 'Good to go'[6]
* GR - Good Race[2]

H

* HAND - have a nice day[4]
* handle - Name used in online chat, (AKA nick(name), alias, screen/user name)[8]
* HF - Have fun[2]
* haxor or H4x0r (1337) - Hacker[6]
* hit - A request made to the web server, (noun) the results of an internet search, (verb) loading a Web page. Hits are not equivalent to visitors of a webpage.[8]
* home page - The website's introduction page, starting point, and guide. The technical term is "index"[8]
* hot list - A collection of publicly available URLs (World Wide Web site addresses), sometimes available as text files.[8]
* HTH - Hope this / that helps[4]

I

* IANAL - I am not a lawyer[4]
* IBTL - In before the lock[9]
* IDK - I don't know[4]
* IONO - I don't know[2]
* IIRC - If I recall / remember correctly[4]
* IIUC - If I understand correctly[2]
* IMO - In my opinion[4][8][12]
* IMHO - In my humble / honest opinion[4][8][12]
* IMNSHO - In my not so humble opinion[4][8][12]
* IMAO - In my arrogant opinion[4][8][12]
* Information superhighway - The Internet (AKA: I-way, infobahn)[8]
* IOW - In other words[4]
* IRC - Internet Relay Chat[4]
* IRL - In real life[4]
* ITYM - I Think You Mean[2]
* IWSN - I want sex now[9]
* IYKWIM - If you know what I mean[13]

J

* jaggy - aliased computer graphics[8]
* JAS - Just a sec[2]
* JFTR - Just for the record[14]
* JK or j/k - Just kidding, or joke[2]

K

* k or kk - OK[7]
* KISS - Keep it simple stupid.[7]
* KOS - Kill on sight[2]
* KTHX - OK, thanks[7]
* KTHXBAI - OK, thanks, goodbye, used either to cut short a conversation or to express displeasure with being cut short[7]

L

* L8R - Later, L8R also sometimes abbreviated as L8ER is commonly used in chat rooms and other text based communications as a way of saying good bye.[6]
* lag - Slang term for slow Internet speeds or high Internet latency; Lag is sometimes due to a server problem, but more frequently due to the connection between client and server. A slow or intermittent connection may often be referred to as laggy[4]
* lamer - A know-nothing, one who is lame.[4]
* leet - Often spelled as l33t or 1337. It originally meant elite[4]
* LFG - Looking for group[2]
* LFM - Looking for more[2]
* LMAO - Laughing my ass off[4]
* LMFAO - Laughing my fucking ass off[4]
* LMIRL - Let's meet in real life.[2]
* LMK - Let me know[2]
* LOL - Laughing out loud, laugh out loud[15]
* LTNS - Long time no see[6]
* lulz - corruption of LOL[16]
* lurker - Someone who frequents a Usenet group without participating in discussions[4]
* LYLAB - Love you like a brother.[17]
* LYLAS - Love you like a sister.[17]

M

* MMORPG, MMO - Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game[6]
* MOTD - Message of the day[4]
* MTFBWY - May The Force be with you [7]
* MUD - Multi-User Dungeon[4]
* MUSH - Multi-User Shared Hallucination[4]
* MYOB - Mind your own business[4]
* M8 - Mate[2]

N

* N1 - Nice one, used mostly often in gaming[2]
* NE1 - "Anyone"[18]
* newbie, newb, n00b - An inexperienced user of a system or game,[4] or an annoying person.[2] Usually a derogatory term for someone inexperienced at a game.
* NIFOC - Naked In Front Of Computer[4]
* NM - (Sometimes written N/M) Not much, Never mind or no message, used on message boards or in e-mails to indicate that everything is already said in the subject line.[6][19]
* NP - No problem[6]
* NSFW - Not safe for work. Warning about content that may get the viewer in trouble with his employer or co-workers.[20][21]
* NVM, NVMD, or nm - Nevermind, not much[22]

8/22/2008 3:12:00 PM

O

* O RLY - Oh really?[23]
* OIC - Oh, I see[4]
* OFN - Old freaking news[4]
* OMG - Oh my god[6]
* OMFG - Oh my fucking god[6]
* OMGWTF - Oh my God what the fuck/>
* OMW - On my way or Oh my word[2]
* ONOZ - Oh, no[2]
* OP - Original poster / Operator / Outpost[2]
* OS - Operating system[4]
* OT - Off topic[2]
* OTOH - On the other hand[4]
* OTP - On the phone or One true pairing or On The Piss[2]

P

* P2P - Peer to peer, or pay to play[2]
* PAW - Parents are watching[13]
* PEBKAC/PEBCAK - Problem exists between keyboard and chair[4]
* ping - From the popular network monitoring tool.[24][25]
* PITA - Pain in the arse / ass[4]
* PLMK - Please let me know[4]
* PMSL - Pissing myself laughing[6]
* POS - Piece of shit, or parent over shoulder.[6]
* POTS - Plain old telephone service[4]
* POV - Point of view[13]
* PL - Powerleveling, used in online games.[13]
* PPL - People[13]
* PTKFGS - Punch the Keys For God's Sake[2]
* pr0n - Intentional misspelling of porn[2]
* PW - Persistent World (gaming)[7]
* pwned - Intentional misspelling of owned[7]

Q

* QFT - Quoted for truthiness - either to show satire or agreement with something satiric.
* QWP - (texting) Quit Whining, Please. (gaming) equip v / equipment n.

R

* rehi (or merely re) - Hello again[4]
* RL - Real Life[4]
* RMS - Ride me sideways[4]
* ROFL/ROTFL - Rolling on (the) floor laughing[4]
* ROFLMAO/ROTFLMAO - Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off[4]
* ROFLMAOWPIMP/ROTFLMAOWPIMP - Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants [4]
* ROFLOL/ROTFLOL - Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud[4]
* RSN - Real soon now (used sarcastically)[4]
* RTFB - Read the fucking binary (or book)[4]
* RTFS - Read the fucking source[4]
* RTFM/RTM - Read the (fucking) manual[4] or reboot the (fucking) machine

S

* SCNR - Sorry, could not resist[5]
* SFW - Safe for Work, see NSFW[2]
* sk8/sk8r/sk8er - skate/skater[7]
* smiley - Another name for emoticons[8]
* SMH - Shaking my head[7]
* SNAFU - Situation normal: all (fucked/[4]fouled) up[2]
* Snail mail - Normal paper mail service[8]
* SOHF - Sense of humor failure[13]
* spider - The program behind a search engine[8]
* STFU - Shut the fuck up[26]
* STFW - Search the fucking web[10]

T

* TANSTAAFL - There ain't no such thing as a free lunch[4], a quote originally attributed to Robert Heinlein
* TBF - Time between failures[4]
* TBH - To be honest[6]
* TG - That's great[7]
* TGIF - Thank God it's Friday[2]
* THX/THNX, TNX or TX - Thanks[6]
* TIA - Thanks in advance[10]
* TINC - There Is No Cabal, a term discouraging conspiracy theories[4]
* TMI - Too much information[2]
* TOOBS - Internets (refering to the internet as a series of tubes)[4]
* TOS - Terms of service[4]
* TTBOMK - To the best of my knowledge[5]
* TTFN - Ta ta for now[4]
* TTYL - Talk to you later (also spelled TTUL, T2UL or T2YL)[4]
* tweedler - One who has deep love for all computer related technology and gadgets[8]
* TY - Thank you [6]
* TYT - Take your time[4]
* TYVM - Thank you very much[13]

U

* U - You[2]
* UTFSE - Use the fucking search engine[2]

V

W

* w00t, w00T or WOOT - First two express exuberance, the last is a backronym for the term "We Own the Other Team".[2]
* W/ or W/O - With or without[2]
* WB - Welcome back[4]
* W/E - Whatever[2]
* WRT - With respect / regard to[4]
* WTB - Want to buy[2]
* WTF - What the fuck[4]
* WTG - Way to go[4]
* WTH - What the hell[4]
* WTS - Want to sell[2]
* WTT - Want to trade[2]
* WUG - What you got?[2]
* WUBU2 - What (have) you been up to?[2]
* WUU2 - What (are) you up to?[2]
* WYSIWYG - What you see is what you get[4][8]
* W8 - Wait[2]

Y

* YHBT - You have been trolled.[7]
* YKW - You know what?[9]
* YMMV - Your mileage may vary.[6]
* YTMND - You're The Man Now, Dog[2]
* YW - You're welcome.[2]
* YOYO - You're On Your Own.[2]
* YAGTOH - you are going to own him.[2]

Z

* ZOMG - An intentional misspelling of the acronym shorthand for "Oh My Gawd" and pronounced "Zoh My Gawd" This version is mainly used in jest or to ridicule people who use abbreviations like OMG and OMFG[6]

8/22/2008 3:12:24 PM

chembob don't fuck this thread up with that crap.

8/22/2008 3:12:58 PM

THERE ARE NO NEW USERS

8/22/2008 3:13:32 PM

^^

Quote :

"someone make an acronym glossary"

found one. even cited it in the link, for GraniteBalls.

^THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[Edited on August 22, 2008 at 3:14 PM. Reason : .]

8/22/2008 3:14:02 PM

oh marko, I'm going to politely ask you to stop personally attacking the users of TWW.
It's just not a nice thing to do. Perhaps you should consider modeling your behavior after me.

8/22/2008 3:15:01 PM

bottombaby its not like this thread is that great or something anyways

8/22/2008 3:15:41 PM

Shut it, bubbadumb.

8/22/2008 3:16:27 PM

^^avoid this guy, new users.

8/22/2008 3:16:37 PM

^this guy is always on my jock, new users

and post in this thread often, new users: message_topic.aspx?topic=243187&page=201

8/22/2008 3:17:05 PM

^this guy does very bad things with your pictures, new users.

8/22/2008 3:17:57 PM

new users...if i were ^ i'd definitely be flattered

8/22/2008 3:18:47 PM

i am < and ^ is still creepy.

So beware.

[Edited on August 22, 2008 at 3:21 PM. Reason : with all these ^<> V, I feel like i am in math class.]

8/22/2008 3:20:16 PM

for example, if you don't know how to post a picture, I can help you with that!





of if you don't know how to use user tags, I can clue you in!

bottombaby is a loving, and caring member of our community

say you want to know how to correctly use each forum.....your old buddy EMCE is here for you.

8/22/2008 3:20:24 PM

Quote :

"i am < and ^ is still creepy. So beware."

lol

8/22/2008 3:22:42 PM

8/22/2008 3:22:58 PM

8/22/2008 3:23:50 PM

nice contribution mildew!

8/22/2008 3:29:07 PM

Hello, EMCE, I'm spaceurface.

8/22/2008 3:42:35 PM

Quote :

" now fdt or gtfo"

HAHAHA

8/22/2008 5:21:15 PM

8/22/2008 6:20:53 PM

long time lurker first time caller

what is a noob? i'm not black if that's what you mean

8/22/2008 6:23:50 PM

Quote :

"wilso us ones in between 10972 Posts"

lawl

8/22/2008 6:41:37 PM

Quote :

"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange. Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together. FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS? I MEAN HOLY FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?! WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL INCONSIDERATE AND DISRESPECTFUL BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE STOP ARGUING WITH GARY HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE AND SMOKE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID and that's my word."

-FroshKiller

Note: I do not actually agree with this post, but it is an awesome post and it is by FroshKiller, and that's all you n00bs need to know.

[Edited on August 22, 2008 at 7:00 PM. Reason : blah]

8/22/2008 6:57:44 PM

bonus tip: EMCE will send you a $15 best buy gift card if you mail him a letter addressed to "twinkletoes"

8/22/2008 6:59:05 PM

why's everyone always picking on me

8/22/2008 9:47:42 PM

lol a grand total of 0 new users so far in this thread....gj guys

8/22/2008 9:50:09 PM