http://www.makemesomeone.com

8/25/2008 1:56:07 PM

I'd rather band saw my dick off than visit that website, you stupid whore.

8/25/2008 1:57:00 PM

um....ok

8/25/2008 1:57:53 PM

my favorite is still jackoff with sandpaper and vinegar

8/25/2008 1:59:30 PM

I just read through the site omg it sounds like a cult and the mob all thrown together.

8/25/2008 2:00:32 PM

^^ lol!

8/25/2008 2:02:57 PM

I swear that's got to be Heidi and Spencer's secret to success....

8/25/2008 2:02:58 PM

so you plan to join them or start your www

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 2:04 PM. Reason : next hollywood = raleighwood ?!?]

8/25/2008 2:04:11 PM

tsalva, quit being a horny bitch. Do you have any self respect at all?

8/25/2008 2:10:29 PM

Quote :

"I'd rather band saw my dick off"

10/10

8/25/2008 2:12:38 PM

sign me up. that would be fun as hell, but i bet it would get old quick.

8/25/2008 2:12:50 PM

Hah....I just submitted an application..... if you start seeing me on the gossip sites and on TMZ for no apparent reason then I guess I got the job

8/25/2008 2:15:27 PM

stfu n00b

8/25/2008 2:17:41 PM

why don't you paint the wall with your brains you fucking loser

8/25/2008 3:01:58 PM

will they blur your face? How will we know it's you?


oh and the ideal candidate must be between 18 and 24. Aren't you older than that?

8/25/2008 3:15:08 PM

8/25/2008 3:51:56 PM

Yeah...I guess I'm out of the running.....thankfully I don't think they're going to appreciate the 'resume' I uploaded for them. And also because I could never keep my mouth shut if they actually picked me. I'd totally sell out to OK or US Weekly

8/25/2008 4:00:56 PM

you'd sell out about selling out?

8/25/2008 4:13:08 PM

so mytwocents doesn't wanna be a whore anymore?

8/25/2008 4:13:37 PM

^^totally. I'd much rather take a large cash payment up front than parade myself around town doing retarded things and acting retarded all in hopes of one day being on the same level as tards like Heidi and Paris.

^oh no...I'm still a whore....I didn't legitimately apply for this job

8/25/2008 4:23:34 PM

im glad to know you are alive
since you never called me back

8/25/2008 4:44:01 PM