sitting close to me doesn't have his phone on silent mode

and he's texting his buddy...a mile a minute












I want to slip arsenic into his coffee

8/27/2008 10:00:10 AM

cube farm?

8/27/2008 10:00:58 AM

cube plantation

8/27/2008 10:02:00 AM

LOL

8/27/2008 10:02:49 AM

Ball up some paper and throw it over the walls.

8/27/2008 10:04:03 AM

Do you mean that you hear it when he gets new messages, or when he pushes every single button? Because I have no idea why people still have the keypad tones turned on. It's annoying as fuck even if you're the one using it.

8/27/2008 10:04:20 AM

fart in his general direction

8/27/2008 10:04:22 AM

so like 60mph

8/27/2008 10:05:14 AM

whenever that happens to me i just make a loud comment about how great vibrate is because it doesn't bother people around

this is most effective when someone has their ringer set to full blast and it's some lame 80s song and then i get to sing along out loud before making a comment

8/27/2008 10:06:06 AM

^^ ftw

[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 10:06 AM. Reason : .]

8/27/2008 10:06:37 AM

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"cube plantation"

that sucks

8/27/2008 10:07:06 AM

I can hear it when he sends messages
I can hear it wheb he recieves messages

and I can tell when he's surfing the net on his phone, cause I can hear the 'clicks' that IE makes as you navigate a webpage

8/27/2008 10:07:34 AM

just walk over there, take the phone from him, and crush it with your rage

8/27/2008 10:08:20 AM

baahahahhahah
damn that sucks though...


i think i work in a cube garden.

8/27/2008 10:08:24 AM

who am I kidding? I'm a wuss

I'll probably end up just leaving a passive aggressive sticky note on his desk while he's away at lunch

8/27/2008 10:13:04 AM

use capitol letters so he gets the point!

or tell him and his friend to donate $5 and post on here.


[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 10:13 AM. Reason : .]

8/27/2008 10:13:34 AM

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"who am I kidding? I'm a wuss"

really?

so your epersona is a front?

8/27/2008 10:13:50 AM

^ no... no one on here is ever just e-tough...

8/27/2008 10:14:36 AM

tell him you will cheat with his gf if he does not stop!

8/27/2008 10:14:49 AM

I don't want to get shot, k?

we had a workplace shooting a few years back

8/27/2008 10:16:46 AM

holding it in is why people shoot up their workplace

you need to get that stress out of your life

8/27/2008 10:24:04 AM

I relieve my stress when I get home by being physically abusive to my girlfriend

haha, her grill looks like black and white piano keys by this point...

8/27/2008 10:29:01 AM

good good

i would hate to see you on the news because you shot up your workplace

8/27/2008 10:35:21 AM

Quote :

"and I can tell when he's surfing the net on his phone, cause I can hear the 'clicks' that IE makes as you navigate a webpage"

I'm going to assume he has a computer at his desk.

So why the hell is he surfing the net on his phone?

8/27/2008 10:36:26 AM

did you guys know that the FCC doesn't allow you to say "scumbag" on the radio anymore because it means used condom...good one FCC

8/27/2008 10:38:35 AM

yes, he has a computer on his desk. he's surfing the net on his phone for the same reason that I am....

just about every website that isn't used for business purposes is blocked. we can't even access personal email accounts like gmail.

8/27/2008 10:41:46 AM

or you could, i dunno, ask him to turn off the key clicks

8/27/2008 10:48:59 AM

^^ does that mean u cant say condom on the radio?

8/27/2008 11:00:45 AM

i couldn't work in a cube

8/27/2008 11:17:43 AM

Do you have some kind of interoffice messaging system? PM THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

8/27/2008 11:19:56 AM

can you access any proxy sites?

8/27/2008 11:25:54 AM

send him the link to this thread

8/27/2008 11:34:44 AM

I'm not sure of his name, so I can't PM him.

can't access any proxy sites. they keep this place locked down yo

8/27/2008 2:35:36 PM

Is it normal to not know the name of someone who's sitting close to you in a cubicle plantation? My company has 40something people so I can't really compare.

8/27/2008 2:46:37 PM

Quote :

"^^ does that mean u cant say condom on the radio? "

as long as you don't say used condom i think you're good

8/27/2008 2:48:21 PM

it is here

this person isn't in sight of me, isn't in my department, and I've worked on no projects with him
there are also a few thousand people that work for my company IN THIS OFFICE alone...excluding inters and co-ops

8/27/2008 2:50:08 PM

Sounds like a job for Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.

8/27/2008 4:22:22 PM