i get like a good 30 minutes in there w/o it being occupied

8/27/2008 8:07:59 PM

um, share? how small is your kitchen?

8/27/2008 8:08:56 PM

i live with someone that DVRs food network shows

he's fairly hardcore

8/27/2008 8:10:16 PM

i know someone that dvr's food network shows

but shes a chick so its cool

8/27/2008 8:10:48 PM

5 episodes of Ace of Cakes is enough i say

8/27/2008 8:12:37 PM

i think for a dude 0 is enough

8/27/2008 8:13:31 PM

agreed

and his pizzas look like fucking gardens




give us us simple

8/27/2008 8:14:13 PM

eat his food

8/27/2008 8:14:55 PM

its too healthy and vegetably, though he's not a vegetarian by any means

8/27/2008 8:15:47 PM

start using the kitchen pant-less

8/27/2008 8:18:11 PM

If you didn't have the gay sex in that relationship, I don't know how you guys could stand each other

8/27/2008 8:25:21 PM

SLAVE FAMOUS IS A ...FUNNY GUYY!

8/27/2008 8:28:09 PM

Plan on the same kind of treatment with regards to the bathroom this weekend

I'm gonna take some llllllllllllllooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg dumps

8/27/2008 8:33:32 PM

ill just crap in the bidet

they will have a bidet correct?





if your dumps will be that long, then you should flush a few times during...the toilet can gobble it up like a snake does a mouse

[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 8:35 PM. Reason : ]

8/27/2008 8:34:34 PM

Hey...they got a phone in the john here !

8/27/2008 8:35:57 PM

u know what they charge for these things? its like 80 cents a nut!

8/27/2008 8:36:58 PM

hey, under seige is on again....who's up for it ?

8/27/2008 8:38:49 PM

they just semi-zoomed in on the menu/price chart at the Open...bunch of double digit $$ shit on there...lame

8/27/2008 8:45:46 PM

I say we sneak it liquor and get ripped, then make catcalls at all the foreign women on the lower courts

8/27/2008 8:49:51 PM

hit on the BLs

8/27/2008 8:50:16 PM

blond latinas ?

8/27/2008 8:51:34 PM

beautiful lineswomen

8/27/2008 8:51:59 PM

I say we heckle the ballboys mercilessly

8/27/2008 8:54:19 PM

throw a rogue ball into the net and watch him get belted by a roger federer forehand

8/27/2008 8:55:26 PM

Saturday I'm probly gonna be tired as fuck from zig zagging across the country all week so i might need a nap

8/27/2008 9:01:59 PM

ill just watch football after i tuck you in

8/27/2008 9:02:46 PM

Quote :

"Hey...they got a phone in the john here !"

my old apartment was like that.

8/27/2008 9:04:45 PM