OK now we all learned last time looting beer will get you wasted but will not pay your crack dealer for very long. So lets strategize for some nice crack cash this time.
TV's can be big and bulky, plus hard to transport in a boat in any decent quantity.

So here are this season's target items. Jewelry, watches, handguns, expensive liquor, anything small and valuable and easy to liquidate on the BLACK market. Although TV's are nice, limit it to one or two for personal use. Computer components are good too, CPU's Memory chips, Laptops, expensive software and flat panel monitors 24 inch or higher are good targets.

Be sure to plan in advance a storage area on high ground to store your loot until the Internet comes back online and you can Ebay or Craigs list that stuff.

First you will want to hit a sporting goods store so you can get some survival gear and night vision binoculars to watch out for the man. Be sure to get a few inflatable rafts with motors, you will need to take several trips to your stash location. Right before the wind starts be sure you have plenty of gas in a few cans.

OK good luck, if you mess this one up hurricane Hannah is coming soon, so look at this as a practice run.

9/1/2008 11:34:26 AM

racist

9/1/2008 11:38:52 AM

maybe that guy just wanted beer?

9/1/2008 11:41:03 AM

he could also be a dedicated recycler

9/1/2008 11:43:08 AM

this picture sums up a lot of my political views

9/1/2008 11:45:15 AM

so dedicated he decided to keep the can in his back pocket so he could personally see it reused.

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9/1/2008 11:45:23 AM

if my house had 3ft of water in it, I'd probably want to get drunk too

9/1/2008 11:45:41 AM

^

9/1/2008 11:46:35 AM

where is his bike?

9/1/2008 11:46:36 AM

you mean my bike?

9/1/2008 11:48:43 AM

it's not like the store could sell the bottles after the storm. I doubt health codes would allow it. dude's just making the best of a bad situation

9/1/2008 11:53:09 AM

ah, yes, looting beer, tvs, etc. is perfectly fine and legal

9/1/2008 11:55:20 AM

maybe he didn't loot the beer, maybe it was his beer

9/1/2008 11:56:29 AM

yes, liberating the beer. He's just doing his part to help clean up...

9/1/2008 11:58:14 AM

yes, it was his beer, after he looted a store

9/1/2008 12:00:31 PM

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"this picture sums up a lot of my political views"

So are you in the pro beer looting party, or the anti beer looting party?

9/1/2008 12:02:41 PM

sure it's illegal. but here the merchandise will be unusable after sitting in a flooded store for a few weeks. I don't see how liberating that merchandise is hurting anyone.

9/1/2008 12:03:52 PM

well okay im just gonna start stealing eggs milk and bread. i mean stores dont sell all of it and and it expires so its okay

9/1/2008 12:09:52 PM

If you're in the middle of a flood zone then yes, it would be completely understandable.

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 12:12 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2008 12:11:50 PM

Quote :

"yes, it was his beer, after he looted a store"

can you prove that?

9/1/2008 12:12:29 PM

nothing like drinkin some warm salt water heinnys

9/1/2008 12:25:25 PM

anti-looting party
sure, I'll drive down to N.O. and bring the guy back up here so he can tell you that he looted

9/1/2008 12:33:49 PM

if it was shit needed to survive....im fine with "looting" what you need to live. But beer?? lmao

9/1/2008 1:18:13 PM

beer is safer than water, I mean he probably learned that in school about the pilgrims...

9/1/2008 1:21:16 PM

i mean its a sin wasting beer. he is just doing the right thing

9/1/2008 1:38:07 PM

this could have been funny, if someone more clever wrote it

9/1/2008 1:45:10 PM

gustave

9/1/2008 1:50:11 PM

Quote :

"you mean my bike?"

lol. oh shit man.

9/1/2008 2:10:14 PM

i just noticed that thanks. mexican strom names ftl

9/1/2008 2:10:54 PM

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9/1/2008 2:15:38 PM

Up to their old tricks again!

Governor: Gunmen fired at MPs protecting supplies in Louisiana

Quote :

"Gov. Bobby Jindal says members of the National Guard came under fire this morning in Ville Platte, La. "Sometime after midnight, somewhere between two and three criminals, we believe they were attempting to loot those supplies, actually opened fire," he says. "They fired about five or six shots at the National Guardsmen. The MPs, the military police, that were there took shelter behind their military vehicle. They returned fire with their M-16 rifles. The criminals fled." No one was injured in the exchange of gunfire, he says. The gunmen are at large. "I would just ask our people to continue to be vigilant about their safety," he says. Update at 11:24 a.m. ET: Rick Breitenfeldt, a National Guard spokesman, tells USA TODAY that the soldiers were protecting three 18-wheelers carrying hurricane-related supplies in Evangeline Parish."

9/3/2008 1:29:12 PM

jesus fucking christ

9/3/2008 1:31:27 PM

9/3/2008 1:40:55 PM

You can't recycle green bottles.

9/3/2008 1:46:04 PM

yes you can but they have to be seperated. we did this whe ni worked at the bar

9/3/2008 11:14:10 PM

robber1: I got my tek-9- blam blam blam

robber2: You idiot, that's the military. They carry rifles. They have training.

robber3: (already making tracks.)

9/3/2008 11:54:27 PM