You owe me $1000 dollar bucks (USD).

9/1/2008 6:30:51 PM

9/1/2008 6:32:35 PM

so the pm system is down?

i never use it so i wouldnt know

9/1/2008 6:33:12 PM

9/1/2008 6:37:17 PM

9/1/2008 6:40:31 PM

Somebody owes me 7 inches.

9/1/2008 6:41:06 PM

just give me 3 back

9/1/2008 6:41:29 PM

^^ dibs

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 6:41 PM. Reason : a]

9/1/2008 6:41:39 PM

9/1/2008 6:42:03 PM

and she won't even have to make change

9/1/2008 6:43:02 PM

Somebody owes me 7 inches.

9/1/2008 6:47:44 PM

dibs there as well

and she won't even have to make change

9/1/2008 6:48:32 PM

oh goddammit
you gotta throw me a bone here (no homo)

9/1/2008 6:49:02 PM

I don't make change anyway.

9/1/2008 6:49:34 PM

they only want 7 inches bro, sorry. you need to find you a size queen

9/1/2008 6:49:39 PM

he's quick on the trigger.

9/1/2008 6:50:04 PM

haha

9/1/2008 6:50:07 PM

9/1/2008 6:50:15 PM

don't , there are plenty of them out there

9/1/2008 6:50:41 PM

but all I know is TWW
my game is worthless in the real world

9/1/2008 6:51:15 PM

For a nominal charge, I will consider double penetration.

9/1/2008 6:51:38 PM

Bring me liquor. I know you're bound to have some you don't want.

9/1/2008 6:53:10 PM

^^dibs on the second penetration!

^dammit woman get'yer awn alkehawl

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 6:54 PM. Reason : f]

9/1/2008 6:53:44 PM

define "nominal"

9/1/2008 6:53:46 PM

$1000 dollar bucks (USD)

9/1/2008 6:54:40 PM

dj is covering that

9/1/2008 6:55:01 PM

The ABC store is closed and I know that those bitches have a fully stocked bar just a mile or two away.

So, shut your yap.

9/1/2008 6:55:38 PM

what happened to the love shawna?

I was saving up to buy your family a cow so I could marry you, girl

9/1/2008 6:56:05 PM

^oh speaking of that


what's up with your relationship status on facebook? I'm nosy!

9/1/2008 6:57:03 PM

Thank goodness you asked. I was wondering too.

9/1/2008 6:57:33 PM

just messing around...

I'm so starved for attention from that girl, that I have to do things like change my facebook status to single....so she'll get pissed off and pay attention to me

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 6:59 PM. Reason : p.s., if you all want to help me out, you can leave provacative comments on mah wall, k?]

9/1/2008 6:58:12 PM

awww, silly girl


but poor emce

9/1/2008 6:58:56 PM

OH SNAP, STEP OUTCHA FACE SON.

SELL HER TEEF SON.

9/1/2008 6:59:03 PM

(see edit)

9/1/2008 6:59:43 PM

ahttp://www... yall are friends with emce on facebook? i wish i were friends with him...

9/1/2008 6:59:52 PM

just facebook his ass
you like click and then he clicks and then it's all like clickity click yall

9/1/2008 7:01:16 PM

I'll bet he'd accept your friend invite, as long as you promise to leave provocative comments on his wall.

9/1/2008 7:01:20 PM

I took him off my friend's list
he was abusing that privileged

the kind of person that constantly changed their status so they're at the top of your summary page
or that constantly sends you invites to pet his virtual pet

he's a jerk

9/1/2008 7:04:21 PM

IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT YOU SHOULD HAVE BLOCKED THE APP!

my virtual puppy GodOfWar would have understood

9/1/2008 7:06:16 PM

I GOT OFF FACEFUCK A LONG ASS TIME AGO. THAT SHIT SUCKS SON.

9/1/2008 7:06:42 PM

IS YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY BROKEN? MINE IS TOO.

LET'S GO TO BEST BUY AND MAKE THE GEEK SQUAD FIX THEM FOR US.

9/1/2008 7:07:38 PM

SAY HI TO MY HUSBAND WHILE YOU'RE THERE!
TELL HIM HIS HOME FRY SENT YOU!

9/1/2008 7:08:15 PM

WHICH BESTBUY IS HE AT IF IT IS CLOSE I WILL STOP BY ON MY WAY TO RALEIGH

9/1/2008 7:09:05 PM

SASQUATCH WORKS AT CROSSROADS

9/1/2008 7:10:23 PM

THE TARD SQUAD RUINED MY COMP COMP THAT HAD TO BE FIXED UNDER WARRANTY BY PACKING IT IMPROPERLY. IT GOT ASS RAPED BY THE SHIPPER AND CAME BACK WITH MORE SHIT BROKEN THAN IT LEFT WITH RESULTING IN ANOTHER 14 DAYS OF DOWNTIME SON.

STEP OUT THE BAR SON.

9/1/2008 7:10:25 PM

TOO FAR FUCK THAT

9/1/2008 7:11:01 PM

WHO EVER PACKED YER COMPUTAR PROBABLY GOTTEN BEATEN UP OUT BACK AFTER WORK

9/1/2008 7:11:56 PM

i'm breaking this trend

9/1/2008 7:14:14 PM

THEY GOT THEIR EYE STABBED BY THE MANAGER'S DICK SON.

9/1/2008 7:15:04 PM

SHITS GETTIN HECTIC OUT HERE BRAH

9/1/2008 7:18:00 PM