GO!

9/1/2008 11:17:20 PM

fail

9/1/2008 11:18:11 PM

where d oi sign up

9/1/2008 11:29:52 PM

...and EMCE walks into the bedroom and unties the belt knot for his bathrobe

9/1/2008 11:34:32 PM

she reclines on the bed and seductively beckons him to come closer

9/1/2008 11:37:54 PM

... he zips it back up when he sees it's lewoods

9/1/2008 11:39:37 PM

EMCE then contemplates a beejay, then walks a little bit closer to the recliner...

9/1/2008 11:41:35 PM

As he gets closer he notices DrunknLoaded sitting in the corner....

9/1/2008 11:48:42 PM

DNL continues to masturbate slowly, as EMCE gets ready to be serviced....

9/2/2008 12:11:08 AM

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9/2/2008 12:51:05 AM

EMCE disropes, exposing his member. He places his johnson on her lips and....

9/2/2008 9:17:44 AM

she bites down hard

9/2/2008 9:43:34 AM

he bleeds profusely

9/2/2008 9:44:28 AM

DNL beats it harder

9/2/2008 9:45:35 AM

while taking pictures with his phone

9/2/2008 9:47:32 AM

EMCE punches her twice. an uppercut to the throat, and a shot to the temple. she falls off of the recliner and lays motionless

9/2/2008 9:47:32 AM

dnl walks over and steals her panties

9/2/2008 9:49:01 AM

he lights a cig and leaves the room

DNL approaches the motionless chick, eyes wild with fantasy

9/2/2008 9:49:15 AM

with one hand on his laptop surfing TWW, and the other pulling a nipple, DNL is having the best time of his life

9/2/2008 9:52:48 AM

fecalMatter comes in and his dick is so big it knocks everyone through the wall

9/2/2008 9:55:54 AM

...so he retreats from the room and heads to the horse barn out back...

9/2/2008 10:08:27 AM

he lowers his pants, lubes up his anus, finds a nice stallion. and positions himself....evan style...

[Edited on September 2, 2008 at 10:12 AM. Reason : ghey]

9/2/2008 10:11:55 AM

"Mr. Hands" he says, with a hint of excitement... then he screams.

9/2/2008 10:33:05 AM

for two minutes the sound of gasps emit from the barn....the sound of horse cock sliding against fecalMatter. then the horse smokes a cig and leaves...

9/2/2008 10:37:50 AM

a short distance away EMCE steps out from the shadows - lariat, boots, hat and all - he whistles and Hands approaches. EMCE saddles up, flicks away the butt of his smoke, and rides off into the darkness of the night

9/2/2008 10:47:08 AM

EMCE rides all night, and arrives at LivinProof78's house. he casually walks in, takes off his clothes and jumps in the shower. the water is glistening on his rock hard body. suddenly, he hears the bathroom door open...

9/2/2008 10:57:53 AM

Sarah Palin has somehow made it into the wrong house. She enters the bathroom and begins to undress

9/2/2008 11:00:06 AM

and then Bristol makes an entry

9/2/2008 11:01:03 AM

'it's all relative' he rationalizes

NCSUGirl's voice tinkles in the background...

9/2/2008 11:07:20 AM

while he tinkles in the foreground

9/2/2008 11:11:20 AM

"It sounds like there's someone in my shower..." I think to myself and edge towards the bathroom door

9/2/2008 11:13:36 AM

EMCE steps out of the shower, and sees ncsugirl there. he quickly grabs a towel and wraps it around his waist. ncsugirl is staring and him and says....

9/2/2008 11:13:54 AM

'there is no fucking way you're gettin' that thing anywhere near me!' she exclaims, 'go ask dnl if he can handle that monster'

9/2/2008 11:15:16 AM

EMCE drops the towel

9/2/2008 11:16:01 AM

NCSUGirl gasps in awe

9/2/2008 11:16:31 AM

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9/2/2008 11:18:36 AM

10/10

9/2/2008 11:37:10 AM

..."IT'S WHITE!?!?"

9/2/2008 11:40:41 AM

NCSUGirl exclaims "I haven't seen that much sausage since my weird brother bought me a yard of beef from Hillshire Farms last Christmas"!

9/2/2008 11:41:15 AM

"Speaking of sausage," says NCSUGirl, "I'm starving"

9/2/2008 11:48:58 AM

EMCE says "baby, do you want a massage?"

9/2/2008 11:50:32 AM

Quote :

"'there is no fucking way you're gettin' that thing anywhere near me!' she exclaims, 'go ask dnl if he can handle that monster'"

9/2/2008 11:52:26 AM

NCSUGirl says: i want more than a massage, but you gotta wrap it up first, and pulls out a magnum

EMCE shakes his head and pulls out a garbage bag

NCSUGirl laughs and bends over

9/2/2008 12:57:33 PM

and drops a huge steamer in the garbage bag.

EMCE smiles with delight and





[Edited on September 2, 2008 at 2:33 PM. Reason : and ]

9/2/2008 2:32:56 PM

..."you appear to have sprung a leak. fortunately I have to right tool to plug your pipe". EMCE then inserted his member into ncsugirl's hoohah, and they engaged in blissful coitus. while bwning, EMCE said " hold on...this is too good. let me call my friend so they can get some too". EMCE then took out his cell and.....

9/2/2008 2:56:26 PM

flipped it open by slappin it upside her head, then

9/2/2008 2:58:34 PM

NCSUGirl moaned "You better call Tyrone! But you can't use my phone"! EMCE shouted "BITCH this is my CELL!!!" and suddenly...

9/2/2008 2:59:59 PM

LimpyNuts burst through the door.

9/2/2008 3:00:52 PM

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

9/2/2008 3:06:51 PM

exclaimed EMCE. This was enough to push ncsugirl over the edge....and she orgasmed with the strength of 1000 hurricanes

[Edited on September 2, 2008 at 3:10 PM. Reason : j]

9/2/2008 3:09:35 PM