ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
i haven't seen a tick in years, and now I had two on me in one night 9/4/2008 10:36:54 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
and now I had two on me in one night 9/4/2008 10:37:48 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
as stated in several previous threads, this year was exceptionally bad for ticks
[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 10:43 PM. Reason : well, good for ticks, bad for us i guess. there's a lot more than usual.] 9/4/2008 10:42:38 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
it is not a revolt your majesty, but it is a revolution 9/4/2008 10:43:37 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
That means there are deer around! (Well, depending on the tick.) I got something on the back of my legs that I have never seen before when goose hunting this past Saturday. It looks like chiggers almost just because there are so many spots in one area, but its not bubbles all together like poison ivy. Plus, I'm not allergic to it and have never had it in my life. Just really weird. I know one bite came up first and its a spider bite, I can see the 2 holes together. 9/4/2008 10:48:04 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
there's a tick on my dick, get it off there's a tick on my dick, get it off he's got great big jaws and he's gnawing on my balls there's a tick on my dick, get it off
[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 10:53 PM. Reason : a != s] 9/4/2008 10:48:34 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can see the 2 holes together." |
Obligatory, if you bend over I can see the 2 holes together.9/4/2008 10:49:13 PM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
If you feel like you have the flu in a few day, you had better get that shit checked out...
my dad was treated for RMSF earlier in the summer from a bite just above his ankle
on a related note, when I worked for a surveyor, it wasn't unusual for me to find upwards of 10 or 20 ticks on me each night, depending on where I had worked that day. 9/4/2008 10:51:08 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ hahaha, never heard that one before. I've heard the "skeeter on my peter" one.
^ hmmm... well, its been 5 days so far. They were just flat on my skin at first, but welped up a little bit on Tuesday night. Now they look like mosquito bites.
[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 10:55 PM. Reason : ] 9/4/2008 10:51:30 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off There's a dozen on my cousin's I can hear the bastards buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off
[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 10:52 PM. Reason : bethaleigh beat me to it] 9/4/2008 10:51:50 PM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
more like
I FOUND TWO TKES ON MY LEG TONIGHT 9/4/2008 11:19:52 PM |
fredbot3000 All American 5835 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i haven't seen a tdick in years, and now I had two on me in one night" |
fixed it for you9/4/2008 11:29:35 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
^ old 9/4/2008 11:30:35 PM |
zep All American 4169 Posts user info edit post |
My gf found a tick that was attached to my ass while we were in the middle of some pretty good sex. She had to stop and get it off. I figure: It's been on my ass a day already, what's another few minutes? 9/4/2008 11:35:30 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
hah
i've found one my penis before...one of those little tiny ticks, the ones that look like a freckle until you realize THERE WASN'T AN ITCHY FRECKLE THERE YESTERDAY 9/4/2008 11:36:38 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
you slut 9/4/2008 11:55:32 PM |
slingblade All American 12133 Posts user info edit post |
I hate to tell you this, but you have aids. 9/4/2008 11:56:51 PM |
zep All American 4169 Posts user info edit post |
^^^, you win 9/5/2008 12:37:44 AM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
sucks 9/5/2008 2:31:03 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Better contact lewoods to find out if you have Lyme Disease or not. 9/5/2008 3:39:34 AM |
Callaway All American 2126 Posts user info edit post |
aids? 9/5/2008 4:15:51 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
THERE MAY BE BUGS ON SOME OF YOU MUGS, BUT THEIR AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME! 9/5/2008 7:50:06 AM |
peakseeker All American 2900 Posts user info edit post |
the problem sign isnt fever at first, it is a bullseye looking set of rings around the bite site. If you see this, go to the ER immediately, do not wait for a fever to come - by then its already too late to do much 9/5/2008 8:38:04 AM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
me and shawna took this thread DOWN 9/5/2008 10:53:51 AM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
Be careful, I got bit back in July and last week the bite came up and it turned out I had Lyme disease.. which just needs antibiotics but you feel like uber shit for a couple of weeks .. all better now!! stupid ticks.. 9/5/2008 1:35:45 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
i told you about jerking off in the bushes 9/5/2008 1:36:33 PM |
dbmcknight All American 4030 Posts user info edit post |
you can sing the the thread title as though 'twere "I've got two tickets to paradise."
[Edited on September 5, 2008 at 1:50 PM. Reason : i know i did.] 9/5/2008 1:50:30 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
pics or it didn't happen. 9/5/2008 1:51:57 PM |
Mr Grace All American 12412 Posts user info edit post |
i keep a "tick bag" on my deck that i add to throughout the summer.
im only at 8 this year. 9/5/2008 2:12:35 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ ahahaha I just tried that 9/6/2008 7:07:32 PM |
bitchplease All American 613 Posts user info edit post |
i HATE ticks. they give me the heebie jeebies.
the other week, a dog came into our vet office and we found no less than 500 seed ticks on him. it was ridiculous.
i've gotten ticks from work before . 9/6/2008 7:15:40 PM |
dakota_man All American 26584 Posts user info edit post |
Two ticks at the same time.
9/6/2008 7:38:12 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42540 Posts user info edit post |
i have never seen a tick! just pics and on tv. 9/6/2008 8:01:38 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i found one last night, i cooked it w/ the lighter til it popped like popcorn 9/6/2008 8:13:52 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
ack...i just found one on my hip. 9/24/2008 12:41:32 AM |
GoldenViper All American 16056 Posts user info edit post |
I'm so glad to be in the Southwest. 9/24/2008 12:42:41 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53049 Posts user info edit post |
TICKS? On MY leg? 9/24/2008 12:43:53 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
It's more likely than you think. 9/24/2008 1:18:00 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Two ticks in his pussy in one night?! 9/24/2008 1:22:29 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I'VE GOT TWO TICKS TO PARADISE
PACK YOUR BAGS WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT 9/24/2008 7:43:52 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
icwydt 9/24/2008 7:49:02 AM |
bren Veteran 330 Posts user info edit post |
If only lyme disease were as awesome (and had a greatest hits album) as eddie money.
Is lyme disease prevalent down here? Growing up in CT we were deathly afraid of it, but I never had a tick on me until I moved to NC 9/24/2008 7:53:57 AM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
rofl at dakota_man 9/24/2008 8:29:14 AM |