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9/6/2008 9:36:19 PM

well damn, let me touch you twice

9/6/2008 9:37:03 PM

Who doesn't give a rat's ass?

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9/6/2008 9:38:05 PM

pfftt......Men's water polo.....silver medal. I'm cool....I know. I'll be hanging with Diddy, Rhiana and Britney tonight and tomorrow.

9/6/2008 9:38:19 PM

now there's 3 people i wanna associate with

9/6/2008 9:40:23 PM

yeah...admittedly not exactly my fave people. In fact it might take all my strength not to throw up on Diddy's face

9/6/2008 9:43:18 PM

u gon' blurr his face out too? that's rude

9/6/2008 9:44:05 PM

i'd be doing the world a favor

9/6/2008 9:45:55 PM

what the hell is it you do that has you around so many people that I've heard of
other than just living in LA

9/6/2008 9:53:49 PM

professional name dropper

9/6/2008 9:55:47 PM

thats funny and all but i'm actually curious

9/6/2008 10:01:37 PM

well this weekend I'm helping out a friend of mine who just started a PR firm and their clients are hosting a huge pre and post MTV VMA party so basically I'm walking celebs (or those that claim to be) on the red carpet (it's actually black) so that all the press can get their shots of them. This afternoon wasn't any huge names except that three members of the polo team came with their medals Also some other people who I've never heard of but are apparently in some band. Tonight there is a dinner and a shit ton are going and tomorrow night there's an after party.

Today was fucking hot as shit though and though a lot of drunk wanna-be retards showed up, it was fun to fuck around with the TMZ and ET photogs

9/6/2008 10:40:42 PM

can I like come and live in your house

9/6/2008 10:48:14 PM

will you be on any upcoming episodes of TMZ? haha

9/6/2008 10:49:26 PM

did you rub the medal all over your legs?

9/6/2008 11:00:21 PM

^^sure

^if no celebs of worth show up tonight we told the photog we'd pretend to be 2 drunk retard chicks and get in a fight.....

but I won't be on shit...I'd better not be

9/6/2008 11:00:56 PM

So apparently me and Joe Francis are BFF's...

I've never met the dude before...ever, but he's like, 'OMG, how ARE YOU!, So good to see you!!!'


errrrr......and then he grabs my hand and drags me down a hill to get his friends in the party.


I've been up for 21 hours. I'm delerious

9/7/2008 6:00:57 AM

I would never use you like that

9/7/2008 6:08:34 AM

I mean the cops had helicopters circling for a good hour...and yelled over the loud horn 'THE PARTY IS OVER' and then no less than 30 cops came in.......crazy shit

9/7/2008 6:10:07 AM

o dangeroussss!

9/7/2008 6:16:13 AM

bttt for the morning/afternoon people

9/7/2008 2:15:56 PM

i would touch you like you've never been touched before.

i'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/7/2008 2:17:11 PM

I've met an Olympic medalist in skiing

didn't get to fondle his medal though

9/7/2008 2:18:08 PM

well I felt like an idiot so I asked the one dude...'hey, I'm sure you must get asked this all the time, but is there any way I can just your medal so that I can say I touched a medal?' and he goes, 'forget touching it, you can wear it!' and then he placed it on me like they do during a ceremony. I just stood there dumbfounded. Twas very cool and I think the entire team is coming tonight in speedos which will be AWESOME

9/7/2008 2:26:36 PM

i wonder how many people have touched that medal

dirty ho

9/7/2008 2:27:25 PM

ask him if the Olympic Village really is the giant orgy I keep reading about??

and what sport was most desirable in the male and female athletes?? Like who are the rock stars and who are the goth kids. My guess - rifle team are the dorks

9/7/2008 2:29:31 PM

There is a guy outside of town here who owned a store in the seventies that Roy Clark from Hee Haw bought a Nehi in

9/7/2008 3:11:56 PM