so say you moved into a new apartment

and you keep getting very important mail for the previous tenant almost like he/she is still giving out an address for their old place (your new place)

three months of this

at first you took the mail to the front office...that lasted a month...ever since, you have been throwing it away, new credit cards, past due notices, dental cleaning reminders, etc

you get a wedding invitation for the old tenant

do you RSVP that they arent attending or do you just throw it away?

9/7/2008 10:22:00 PM

1) shit in the envelope

2) mail it to the RSVP address

3) ...

4) profit

9/7/2008 10:22:53 PM

send it back, be like "i fucked the bride"

9/7/2008 10:23:10 PM

look 'em up on facebook. if not then just throw it away

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/7/2008 10:23:26 PM

Throw it away.

9/7/2008 10:24:01 PM

notify the post office that the guy doesn't live there

RSVP that he is attending

9/7/2008 10:24:35 PM

fyi, it is a felony to open mail addressed to someone other than you, even if it's mistakenly mailed to the wrong address. as much fun as you could have with this one, i'd just keep throwing the mail away or return to sender.

9/7/2008 10:24:55 PM

crash the wedding! fuck a bridesmaid!

9/7/2008 10:25:02 PM

Tell the mail carrier. Most apartment complexes have the names of the current tenant(s) on each of the mailboxes.

I got almost a full year's subscription of FHM a few years ago because the person never changed their address, and the mail carrier told me to just keep them.

9/7/2008 10:26:47 PM

Quote :

"fyi, it is a felony to open mail addressed to someone other than you, even if it's mistakenly mailed to the wrong address"

good thing this is a hypothetical situation

9/7/2008 10:28:12 PM

Just keep recycling/throwing away his mail.

If he's too stupid to change his address, or keeps giving it out as his, you should do nothing that will lessen the chances of him going 'goddammit, why am I not getting any bank statements, or tax bills, or [something else noticeable]?'

Make the dumbass learn from this.

9/7/2008 10:28:56 PM

whoa there ambrosia...

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/7/2008 10:30:26 PM

^^^ i'm just sayin', if this situation were to become realistic, now you know.

[Edited on September 7, 2008 at 10:35 PM. Reason : carrots]

9/7/2008 10:35:17 PM

Quote :

"notify the post office that the guy doesn't live there RSVP that he is attending"

9/7/2008 10:36:39 PM