i'm not one of those guys most of the time, but i've noticed it before and in fight club (i think that's the movie i'm thinking of), you see pitt pour water into a urinal as he begins to pee

i think there's a scene in the mexican (i think that's the movie...it was julia roberts, anyway) where she doesn't start peeing until he does

what's the mentality behind this? also, i couldn't pee when the gf was in the bathroom with me, though she had no such stipulations

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 1:54 PM. Reason : *have to hear...oh well]

9/8/2008 1:53:34 PM

you're weird

9/8/2008 1:54:09 PM

hey, no argument here

9/8/2008 1:55:06 PM

no. i can piss anywhere and in any situation.

9/8/2008 1:55:40 PM

It is so easy I can piss in my sleep, oh wait

9/8/2008 1:57:04 PM

at least shut the door when you piss, some of us dont want to hear or see that shit!!

9/8/2008 1:58:18 PM

my gf never closes the door, even if there's other people in the house

9/8/2008 1:59:11 PM

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"no. i can piss anywhere and in any situation."

people that need to hear the water are fucking neurotic

9/8/2008 2:03:29 PM

^ maybe...but it's very common, i think

9/8/2008 2:04:12 PM

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"no. i can piss anywhere and in any situation."

9/8/2008 2:04:31 PM

can you piss in a box?
can you piss with a fox.?
can you piss in a house?
can you piss with a mouse?

9/8/2008 2:30:42 PM

quagmire has a shy bladder

i'll bet at public sporting events you'd rather wait 6 minutes in line for a stall than 2 minutes for a urinal

9/8/2008 2:31:11 PM

oh, man, you have no idea

i'm a shy shitter...the idea of crapping in a public restroom gets my butthole so tight you couldn't squeeze a BB through there

and i'm a private pisser...if there's not a stall available, or a urinal that's at least 3 feet from another pissing man, then i just go outside, wet myself, and then put on another pair of pants

IT'S THAT BAD

THIS IS MY CRY FOR HELP, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING

9/8/2008 2:35:41 PM

most people get used to the trough by going to public sporting events

i got used to it by going to cat's cradle twice a week

9/8/2008 2:37:12 PM

^^i dont prefer shitting in public restrooms if possible but thats probably more germs than nerves

just try to like close your eyes and only concentrate on you taking a leak

^i've shit in the trough at the cradle...jk that motherfucker is nasty

9/8/2008 2:37:24 PM

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"i dont prefer shitting in public restrooms if possible but thats probably more germs than nerves"

most peoples' hands are filthier than most public toilet seats

9/8/2008 2:38:49 PM

i'd still rather shake a stranger's hand than take a shit in public bathroom

9/8/2008 2:39:51 PM

I dated this girl for a bit that had to have noise (water running) to cover up the sound of her peeing. I quickly realized this was a deep seeded issue and no longer pursued.

9/8/2008 2:39:54 PM

^^^Especially up under them nails.

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 2:40 PM. Reason : ^^^]

9/8/2008 2:40:13 PM

yeah, I don't shit in public bathrooms unless it is an emergency. not because I am worried about the cleanliness of them, i just don't like shitting anywhere except my bathroom at home. i even hate to shit in friends' bathrooms.

9/8/2008 2:42:40 PM

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"i'd still rather shake a stranger's hand than take a shit in public bathroom"

then i suspect your terror of public toilets stems from some deep-seated fear dating back to your childhood, since you now know that most peoples' hands are dirtier than the toilet seat...it's the ONLY possible explanation

at the very least, touching a keyboard or a cell phone is probably more dangerous than crapping in a public toilet:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/story?id=2273311
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/may/01/computing.health

9/8/2008 2:43:29 PM

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"no. i can piss anywhere and in any situation."

9/8/2008 2:44:19 PM

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"most peoples' hands are dirtier than the toilet seat"

why dont you go put your hands on a bunch of public toilet seats then...just rub your hands all over them since they're so clean

9/8/2008 4:16:08 PM

you are getting dangerously close to 70K

9/8/2008 4:18:03 PM

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"why dont you go put your hands on a bunch of public toilet seats then...just rub your hands all over them since they're so clean"

lol, calm down...don't get upset because your neurotic germ phobia is stupid

9/8/2008 4:18:29 PM

hey, i'm not the one who is scared of shaking someone's hand

9/8/2008 4:19:19 PM

me either...but i'll join you in making of them once we find them!

9/8/2008 4:20:13 PM

alright how about this

would you rather use your hand to shake someone's dirty hand

or would you rather "use" your ass cheeks to contact someone's slightly less dirty toilet seat?

9/8/2008 4:24:36 PM

Its so gay to not use public toilets, you gotta go you gotta go, just add a couple more lyers of tp if you are worried.

9/8/2008 4:24:48 PM

dave lets me hold it when he pees

9/8/2008 5:19:32 PM

NO I DON'T

9/8/2008 5:22:00 PM

the only impedance I've ever seen is a blazing hot fire. For some reason they can't be pissed upon.

9/8/2008 5:28:18 PM

i will turn on the tap if my husband is in the bathroom with me and can't seem to get started.

haven't you ever tried to hold it when someone was in the bathroom showering and you can hear the water? torture!

9/8/2008 5:33:13 PM

^no problem at all....

It should also be noted, however, that right after a hot shower the cold air makes me have to go 99/100 times.

9/8/2008 5:34:11 PM

i always ALWAYS have to pee before showering.

it pisses me off when i have to pee after i just got all fresh and clean.

9/8/2008 5:37:32 PM

i pee while im in the shower

and sometimes i like to pee on other people

9/8/2008 5:38:17 PM

i have to think about water for a little bit..sometimes say it repeatedly

idk why




didn't realize the thread said "Guys"

9/8/2008 5:41:37 PM

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"I dated this girl for a bit that had to have noise (water running) to cover up the sound of her peeing. I quickly realized this was a deep seeded issue and no longer pursued. "

hahaha everyone gets pee shy once in a while though, no? i mean all the time = weird but sometimes at school if there is only one other person in the bathroom like 2 stalls down and they start chit chatting i'm like, please just let me focus. OR if i'm at the bar and like 6 of my girlfriends and i cram into the bathroom at once.

why do boys need water? is it because other people may be checking out your peni?

9/8/2008 7:50:14 PM