9/8/2008 10:12:19 PM

step 8: become obese

9/8/2008 10:13:14 PM

that doesn't seem all that good

9/8/2008 10:13:51 PM

this may be worse than the krispy kreme donut hamburger

it's at least on par with it

9/8/2008 11:03:50 PM

that is fucking disgusting.

9/8/2008 11:04:37 PM

yeah except it is missing the diabetus

9/8/2008 11:04:51 PM

that's disgusting

9/8/2008 11:04:58 PM

all you need is a really big biscuit

oh, and leave it unrolled

9/8/2008 11:05:43 PM

i mean . . i like bacon and all . . but
should be the lattice top for a doughnut pie

9/8/2008 11:05:55 PM

http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason : -]

9/8/2008 11:27:19 PM

9/8/2008 11:33:37 PM

VOM VOM VOM VOM

9/8/2008 11:35:52 PM

I'm intrigued.

9/8/2008 11:35:59 PM

Quote :

"I ended up only using 22 slices, which is about a pound and a quarter of bacon. I chose the low-sodium variety for its health benefits."

Quote :

"The only explanation that I can offer up is that I had inhaled a few days worth of sodium from the cooking fumes and was not thinking straight. I think I am the first person to have freebased bacon. "

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 11:38 PM. Reason : more]

9/8/2008 11:36:16 PM

Quote :

"weave bacon"

lol thread would have been much better leaving it at that

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 11:38 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2008 11:38:30 PM

it's a death roll-up

9/8/2008 11:38:32 PM

That might be the most delicious thing I have ever seen. I'm about to go to the Teeter.

9/8/2008 11:39:52 PM

I have to admit...the rolled up portion of this meal looks pretty cool...but I would not dare eat that

9/8/2008 11:41:57 PM

how about a bacon wrapped, cheese whiz filled, battered and deep fried hot dog?

http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/post_135

9/9/2008 12:18:51 AM

step 9: Die on the toilet when you're squeezing out a deuce.

9/9/2008 12:21:00 AM

gross

9/9/2008 12:28:37 AM

do not want

9/9/2008 12:29:47 AM

1) light coals
2)put steak on
3) microwave bob evans mashed potatos
4) eat

9/9/2008 12:31:25 AM

i'm not sure anything beats the bacon cheese baconburger.

9/9/2008 12:32:07 AM

well unless its from ruby tuesdays lol

where did ya get this unit

9/9/2008 12:38:56 AM

the bacon cheese baconburger?

http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bcb/

9/9/2008 12:39:36 AM

Quote :

"step 8: become obese DEAD LOL"

9/9/2008 12:51:14 AM

i'm just glad to see someone else knows what a real frying pan is.

9/10/2008 2:13:09 PM

OMG THAT LOOKS AMAZING!

9/10/2008 2:24:41 PM

I thought is was going to be something cool at first like a bacon pie

9/10/2008 3:48:04 PM

PASS

9/10/2008 3:52:05 PM

Quote :

"step 8: become obese"

haha winnar

9/10/2008 4:01:04 PM

oh dear god....


i think i might make one of these for my next superbowl party

9/10/2008 4:12:06 PM

i would eat it.

9/10/2008 4:17:49 PM

yeah...actually i probably would too

but only if it has ranch on it

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:19 PM. Reason : sadf]

9/10/2008 4:18:56 PM

It's like inhaling the top of cheese fries and that's it.

I'm sure ranch would be a good dipping sauce for this delicacy.

9/10/2008 4:23:23 PM

i was just thinking "hmm, put some of them french fried taters under there and you'd have regular old cheese fries"

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 4:24 PM. Reason : great minds, etc.]

9/10/2008 4:24:42 PM

At first I thought it was going to be some kind of bacon pie with all the weaving. I was a bit dissapointed.

9/10/2008 4:25:10 PM

are most of you ppl that wouldn't eat this obese or something?

9/10/2008 4:29:11 PM

it needs to be breaded and deep fried

9/10/2008 4:38:55 PM

Quote :

"are most of you ppl that wouldn't eat this obese or something?"

i am the scrawniest dude ever.

maybe not ever, but i am not a 'uge friggin' guy.

9/10/2008 4:40:45 PM

^ I always thought of you as the "serial crusher" type, guess I was wrong.

9/10/2008 4:47:16 PM

Instead of sprinkling cheese on top, you should put a block of Velveeta on top and just roll it up.

9/10/2008 4:48:52 PM

^^ haha, wrong indeed

9/10/2008 5:19:22 PM

that thing has potential

add some potatoes and onions and maybe some steak, and figure out some way to add some bread

9/10/2008 5:24:28 PM

^ what's this potato and tomato bullshit??? you ain't sullying that dish with something healthy!

the only thing remaining is to freeze it, egg it, bread it, and deep fry it in lard!

yum...

9/10/2008 5:36:47 PM

9/10/2008 8:49:25 PM

i'm more of a fan of:

1 scallop
1 slice of bacon
wrapped

9/10/2008 8:52:02 PM

all of the people saying they wouldnt eat this are fatties... with the exception of jt3bucky and duke

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 8:53 PM. Reason : x]

9/10/2008 8:52:47 PM

just looked again
this is still disgusting

9/10/2008 9:40:19 PM