The gay bar is down the road (UNC) and no, i don't want your "word of god"

9/10/2008 12:35:11 PM

Yeah, after being asked 6 times.. I definitely took one of them and threw in in the garbage .3 seconds after it was handed to me.

I dont mind what groups are on campus doing their thing... But why are christians the only ones being annoying about it?

9/10/2008 12:40:09 PM

i thought this was gonna be about the carmichael locker room

9/10/2008 12:41:50 PM

^ hahahha

9/10/2008 12:42:17 PM

^^

9/10/2008 12:51:05 PM

try saying "no" you passive-aggressive asshats

9/10/2008 12:52:18 PM

or you could say no thank you. Instead of being a douche

lol beat me to it.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 12:53 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2008 12:52:47 PM

Progressive-asshat? How about a non-religious, moderate who doesnt want religion shoved in my face at every turn...

Meh, after being bombarded by 3 different guys while walking through the brickyard after every class.. I thought I would give them a taste of what I believe.

9/10/2008 12:56:54 PM

progressive =/= passive-aggressive

9/10/2008 12:58:20 PM

^^I think he called you a "passive-aggressive" asshat, not a "progressive" asshat. Two completely different meanings.

^agree

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason : blah]

9/10/2008 12:58:23 PM

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"I thought I would give them a taste of what I believe"

so you shoved your beliefs in their faces?

9/10/2008 1:00:06 PM

Misread.. My fault

Nonetheless... I dont like religion in my face in a secular institution of learning.

I dont pay out my ass for tuition to have that shit at every turn. This goes for any religion.

9/10/2008 1:00:16 PM

freedom of speech motherfuckers

9/10/2008 1:01:24 PM

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"so you shoved your beliefs in their faces?"

Nice assumption

If that's what you want to believe, then fine.

9/10/2008 1:01:26 PM

i love how offering you a bible = shoving religion in your face

9/10/2008 1:11:58 PM

stop shoving your fucking N&O religion in my face at every turn...

I'm gonna take your newspaper and throw it in the Garbage.

yes I capitalized garbage

9/10/2008 1:15:48 PM

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"Yeah, after being asked 6 times.. I definitely took one of them and threw in in the garbage .3 seconds after it was handed to me. I dont mind what groups are on campus doing their thing... But why are christians the only ones being annoying about it?"

imagine working downtown, i pass by them 3-4 times a day and its gotten to the point where i just ignore them... you would think they would recognize someone that passes by them daily

9/10/2008 1:15:51 PM

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"try saying "no" you passive-aggressive asshats"

Yeah way to be a total faggot about it, I too walked by several of those dudes and all it was was a simple, 'would you like a New Testament?" and I said, "No thanks"

It wasn't like 'take this now you're going to hell you little satanistic college hooligans.'

You clearly have not experienced much in this world if you called that 'bombarded' and 'shoved in your face.' Because there have been times when there are pretty radical religious groups that really do yell and accost you about it, and I'll be damned if I'm going to be a total cock-bag to nice well-dressed elderly men who are being totally non-confrontational.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 1:20 PM. Reason : ]

9/10/2008 1:19:09 PM

Heh. "asshat," "douche," and "faggot." ... I'm sure jesus would think that too.

Wow, sounds like a nerve was struck. All I'm saying is that I don't prefer to be handed a bible. That's all.. Just like when vegetarians are handing out their stuff... Or a frat for that matter... I would throw that shit in the trash too. It's just ink on paper to me.

A little passive-aggressive? Perhaps. I'll admit that. But it's not like I'm starting an anti-religious riot. Get a grip, people.

Like I said, I'm a decent guy... You act as if I'm passing around petitions to keep these people out of the brickyard. What if muslims were passing around literature praising "allah".. or if an atheist group was handing out copies of "the god delusion"... There would be a riot, community meeting and a candle lit vigil... The outcry would make the student paper as well as the N&O... I realize this campus is more conservative leaning... But still.

I mean, really.. There are PLENTY of voluntary campus organizations for these people. Did I say I was offended by these people? No. And I wasn't really... But if I want to sip on my coffee outside of DH Hill, I dont want to answer to anyone.. Especially after I've said no more than once...

It's okay though, remember God loves you**




**some restrictions may apply

9/10/2008 1:35:52 PM

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"But if I want to sip on my coffee outside of DH Hill, I dont want to answer to anyone"

how socially inept must you be to get angry over someone speaking to you in a public place?

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 1:46 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2008 1:46:39 PM

not very

9/10/2008 1:49:29 PM

this shit is so insignificant that even lewis black would just politely decline

9/10/2008 1:50:23 PM

Actually, I'm a very social person I get along with everyone, no matter what they believe.. Many of my close friends are bed-wetting liberals as well as ultra-conservative churchgoers who speak in in tongues ...

Let me pose a question (or two) to you... Why are you so angry? Are you this outspoken in class or do you just play a tough guy on TWW?

9/10/2008 1:50:36 PM

the better answer would be...why did you waste oil and trees by throwing it in the trash

9/10/2008 1:51:48 PM

What is the big flippin' deal? Just politely say "no thank you" and keep walking. Didn't your parents teach you any manners as a child? That's what I would do if any other religious group that i didn't subscribe to was handing out texts. FTR, I took the Bible and said "thank you".

It looks like we have someone that took intro to religion 101 and thinks he's got it all figured out. Somebody post that "welcome to college, now stfu about Christianity" rant. I forgot who did it.

9/10/2008 1:53:07 PM

i just like calling little bitches out

i generally say what i think most of the time

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 1:55 PM. Reason : lol..."in class"...we have more important things than religion to learn in my classes]

9/10/2008 1:54:01 PM

Hah, I guess you all have me figured out. I never claimed to have any greater understanding than anyone else here or anything of that nature.

I didn't realize such a small act could be so offensive to arm-chair christians who like to act like a pillar of morality on the internet...

The sad thing is, I'm sure many of you are class acts when you're not typing feverishly, trying to downgrade someone on a message board.

Where is all this hostility coming from?

9/10/2008 1:57:04 PM

there's also an extremely strong argument to be made that everyone should read the bible just for the sake of being literate...it's the single most alluded-to work in the history of literature

9/10/2008 1:57:40 PM

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"arm-chair christians who like to act like a pillar of morality on the internet"

lol, you also seem to have me "all figured out"

9/10/2008 1:59:29 PM

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"lol..."in class"...we have more important things than religion to learn in my classes"

Ah, an elitist? Pat yourself on the back a little more.

9/10/2008 2:00:21 PM

NC State is No Campus for Old Men

9/10/2008 2:00:52 PM

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"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange. Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together. FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS? I MEAN HOLY FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?! WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL INCONSIDERATE AND DISRESPECTFUL BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE STOP ARGUING WITH GARY HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE AND SMOKE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID and that's my word."

-FroshKiller

9/10/2008 2:01:55 PM

i always read the entire thing

it's fucking perfect

long live FroshKiller

9/10/2008 2:03:43 PM

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"Where is all this hostility coming from?"

lol you acted like a douche and now are complaining like a douche, so I called you a douche. No hostility there, I just don't agree with how you acted, or your need for approval on here for it.

also

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"YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE "

always warrants a good laugh.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 2:07 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2008 2:04:45 PM

I was more pissed about the really old men being there. I think they were all at least 75

9/10/2008 2:04:55 PM

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"i always read the entire thing it's fucking perfect long live FroshKiller "

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 2:08 PM. Reason : 00]

9/10/2008 2:07:45 PM

^5 somebody used to have a big image/wallpaper with that on it.

it is legend

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ]

9/10/2008 2:08:30 PM

Many thanks for posting that. I needed the lulz.

9/10/2008 2:26:27 PM

When I walk down the street, people hand me flyers. It's like they are asking me to throw it away for them.

9/10/2008 2:54:19 PM

*"hey, you, throw this away"

but i'll give you an A for effort

9/10/2008 2:55:55 PM

even though gary is a retard, this is just more attacks on christianity

violent outbreaks and terrorist style attacks from atheists towards christians in just a few more years wouldn't suprise me



[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2008 2:58:13 PM

I always just tell the guys that I already got one. Cause I did... only it was a few years ago.

9/10/2008 3:11:01 PM

i'd take one if it was the whole bible and not just the new testament...the old testament is a much more interesting book imo

9/10/2008 3:20:27 PM

i'd take jesus candy






[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : edit for not double posting before gunz beheads me]

9/10/2008 3:28:48 PM

Quote :

"I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING"

oh man, that was the first time I've read that... freaking brilliant

9/10/2008 3:35:47 PM

I miss Mitch!

9/10/2008 3:35:53 PM

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"even lewis black would just politely decline"

9/10/2008 3:36:17 PM

LEWIS BLACK CAN BE POLITE?

9/10/2008 3:39:39 PM