were invented with the soul intent that they be put together on bread and consumed

9/11/2008 2:55:53 PM

missing the T

9/11/2008 2:56:29 PM

who invented them?

9/11/2008 2:56:52 PM

replace that cheese with some homegrown tomatoes, toast that bread, and lay on some miracle whip

now you're eating a real sandwich

9/11/2008 2:56:59 PM

miracle whip is definitely ftl

9/11/2008 2:57:59 PM

don't like tomatos and miracle whip is goddamn disgusting, but i agree with the toasted bread bit

9/11/2008 2:58:07 PM

Miracle Whip is horrible. Just horrible.

9/11/2008 3:00:11 PM

9/11/2008 3:00:31 PM

every now and then i like miracle whip on a turkey sandwich, but it's rare.

9/11/2008 3:02:00 PM

Mayonnaise, son.

9/11/2008 3:03:20 PM

i keep both mayo and miracle whip on hand

9/11/2008 3:04:07 PM

is it just me, or does a jar of miracle whip last like a decade in the fridge?

9/11/2008 3:04:55 PM

At least. My mom has some in her fridge that I swear was there when Reagan was in office.

9/11/2008 3:05:40 PM

Get rid of that lettuce and you'll have yourself a fine food.

9/11/2008 3:11:28 PM

sounds delicious

9/11/2008 3:11:59 PM

9/11/2008 3:18:00 PM

swap the C for T

on toast

ftw

9/11/2008 3:24:07 PM

Quote :

"soul intent"

9/11/2008 3:24:34 PM

bacon, onion rings and cheese

were invented with the soul intent of making you fat in body and spirit

9/11/2008 3:26:18 PM

Make yourself some fresh mayo, and you will know the true beauty of the BLT.

9/11/2008 3:29:18 PM

Fresh mayo... THAT'S JUST CRAZY TALK.

9/11/2008 3:31:36 PM

i'm lazy. i'll just have hellman's.

9/11/2008 3:33:22 PM

Hellmans?!?!?!?!

DUKES, BITCH.

9/11/2008 3:34:34 PM

9/11/2008 3:37:21 PM

i'm not even sure what miracle whip is

9/11/2008 3:38:32 PM

back home it's referred to as "salad dressing"

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 3:39 PM. Reason : i think it says that on the jar too]

9/11/2008 3:39:06 PM

Quote :

"Hellmans?!?!?!?! DUKES, BITCH."

9/11/2008 3:39:38 PM

i went through a few months where i couldn't eat mayo at all.

worked in a grocery store and three jars broke one night. i had to clean them up. mayo in a large quantity like that is gross. the smell or something, i don't know.

9/11/2008 3:41:05 PM

Yeah lots of mayo like that would be gross.

I've never seen anybody put Miracle Whip on a salad...

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 3:46 PM. Reason : *]

9/11/2008 3:44:23 PM

confirmed

9/11/2008 3:48:35 PM

I was watching this eating contest on TV one night and one of the competitions was mayo. The winner ate like 5 pounds of the shit.

9/11/2008 3:54:50 PM

I honestly hope Miracle Whip is called salad dressing because of its prevalence in mixed salads like macaroni salad, pea salad and the like. I can't imagine anyone plopping it on top of a garden salad.

But I have actually watched my mom order regular mayo and put that on top of her salad ... she was on Atkins

[Edited on September 11, 2008 at 4:06 PM. Reason : .]

9/11/2008 4:01:10 PM

i like to dip my french fries in mayo. good shit.

9/11/2008 4:02:59 PM

cheese >>>> tomato

9/11/2008 4:04:23 PM