At the beginning of the school year, I always have the kids write two questions they want to ask me, which I write answers to later. I always end up with some strange/funny questions. Here are some I've gotten so far this year:

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""Do you have a loving man?""

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""Your sunglass is too cool. How much?""

Note: I always wear my sunglasses on my head in class.

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"How do you enter North Korea?"

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"When marriage to the cool boyfriend?"

9/12/2008 2:30:29 AM

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"How do you enter North Korea?"

where you at?

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 2:36 AM. Reason : who cool boyfriend?]

9/12/2008 2:35:35 AM

Japan lol.

Apparently occamsrezr is the cool boyfriend

Here's another one I just got. Help me write an answer for them!

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"Question 1: "What!" Question 2: "What do you think for me?""

9/12/2008 2:38:54 AM

LOLLERS

9/12/2008 2:52:13 AM

LOLLERS

9/12/2008 2:52:50 AM

^ Is that what I should write as the answer to question 1 or question 2?

9/12/2008 2:57:39 AM

Quote :

"Do you have a loving man?"

Quote :

"Real Name : Kyle Age : 25 Sex : F"

Wait, are you a guy, girl, or ambiguous?

9/12/2008 3:05:19 AM

Quote :

"Sex : F"

9/12/2008 3:09:35 AM

Answer 1: OK!!

Answer 2: You have no chance to survive, make your time!

9/12/2008 3:36:40 AM

Quote :

"Answer 1: OK!! Answer 2: You have no chance to survive, make your time!"

raiden wins this thread

9/12/2008 9:10:04 AM

^^ I ended up writing those on the paper

Here's some more I got:

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"What is your turning point of life?"

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"I want to get marry your cousin!"

she's 12 but the kid who wrote this is 14 so I guess that makes it okay

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"What do you like first food?"

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"Do you know the hadaron? Maybe it kill all people."

It took me awhile to realize he meant the Hadron Collider

9/13/2008 1:26:47 AM

i hopes the hadaron kill all people

9/13/2008 1:29:24 AM

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"Do you know the hadaron? Maybe it kill all people."

best question ever

9/13/2008 1:38:26 AM

I'm excited to see what questions I get on Tuesday.

9/13/2008 10:25:35 AM

keep TWW updated!!!

9/13/2008 10:26:32 AM

this thread brings the LOL

9/13/2008 5:42:15 PM

Quote :

"Your sunglass is too cool. How much?"

Quote :

"When marriage to the cool boyfriend?"

Quote :

"What do you like first food?"

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"Do you know the hadaron? Maybe it kill all people."

Shouldn't these kids know how to write correctly phrased questions by now? They are 14 year olds.
Unless this is a class for foreigners or slow kids.

9/13/2008 6:56:08 PM

she's in japan teaching english

[Edited on September 13, 2008 at 7:00 PM. Reason : well, i know she's in japan...english teacher was an assuption]

9/13/2008 7:00:18 PM

Ok that makes more sense then.

9/13/2008 7:01:16 PM

Few more today that are kind of funny.

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"Do you know English?"

uhhh, I teach it don't I

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"If you die today what do you want to do?"

That's a pretty deep question from a kid who was asking me to show him my tits during class

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"Please tell me your bra size."

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"Do you like gay men?"

9/21/2008 11:44:47 PM

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"That's a pretty deep question from a kid who was asking me to show him my tits during class "

I wish I was this brave when I was young.

9/21/2008 11:46:33 PM

aaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha at the bra size one

9/21/2008 11:46:57 PM

hahaha the school I teach at on Mondays is a trade school so these kids have no sense of decency Most of the time they're good for laughs though.

9/21/2008 11:49:31 PM

so anyways...whats your bra size?

9/21/2008 11:52:05 PM

In Japan I'm an F cup I don't know if that's actually true but that's what an old lady in the gym told me the other day

9/21/2008 11:57:43 PM

lol are your students asian or american?

9/21/2008 11:59:42 PM

They're all Japanese.

9/22/2008 12:14:51 AM

lol poor kids...probably not use to big breasted women

9/22/2008 12:17:16 AM

I think if I could go to any other country it would be Japan.. they seem to like us Americans.

Make sure they know you're not some piece of meat like they seem to think women are

9/22/2008 12:22:03 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/849748530.html seems relevant

9/22/2008 12:24:42 AM

to fuck with the kid, wear your bra over just one tit and make a point of jumping around a lot so that one free tit will just move all over the place like it's a sentient being

9/22/2008 1:43:23 AM

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"Do you like gay men?"

Closet, much?

9/22/2008 1:44:37 AM

^^^ Maybe that was written for me

^^ I really like this idea. I might do it next week when I teach here again.

^ This was written by a boy who had his friend's head in his lap the entire class and was petting his head and messing with his hair. I asked them if they were lovers. The one boy shouted, "YEAHYEAHYEAH!" while the boy who was doing the petting pushed his friend away and said, "NONONO!"

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 1:46 AM. Reason : .]

9/22/2008 1:45:09 AM

Just got a few more:

Quote :

"How many much?"

Quote :

"Do you respect who? D-cup --> Z"

Quote :

"Do you like play sex?"

9/22/2008 2:03:25 AM

^Answers:

1) "Some."

2) I got nothing, that is a meaningless statement even in broken Engrish.

3) "Yes, Always."

9/22/2008 2:06:57 AM

what subject do u teach in?

9/22/2008 2:09:03 AM

all of these questions are clearly just setup questions for "xerox you boobs?"

9/22/2008 2:15:06 AM

^^ ESL

^ They really are lol.

9/22/2008 2:15:48 AM

9/22/2008 2:33:34 AM

Quote :

"What time is this?"

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"How much is a lot of money?"

I said $700 billion

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"Do you know "mo-e"?"

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"What your 3 size?"

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"What's your bust size?"

9/29/2008 2:34:33 AM

wtf is a 3

9/29/2008 2:37:58 AM

why don't you take me away to a land of chicken wings and beer, woodfoot?

9/29/2008 2:41:31 AM

i'm only a short train ride away

have you found any good wings places up in your area?

9/29/2008 2:48:23 AM

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"wtf is a 3"

overhead view of boobs?

9/29/2008 3:19:29 AM

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"wtf is a 3"

I'm pretty sure he means bust-waist-hip measurement.

9/29/2008 6:39:42 AM

smaller than a 4 size?

9/29/2008 8:16:22 AM

why the obsession with your boobs? are they that large or are, whether by nature or by nurture, all Japanese women so flat-chested that even an average American girl seems more top-heavy than Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac?

9/29/2008 8:22:10 AM

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"Do you know the hadaron? Maybe it kill all people."

YES

9/29/2008 8:22:23 AM

Quote :

"Do you know the hadaron? Maybe it kill all people."

HAHA, POOR KID. HIS FAMILY MUST NOT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST GRASP OF PHYSICS.

9/29/2008 8:30:16 AM

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"are, whether by nature or by nurture, all Japanese women so flat-chested that even an average American girl seems more top-heavy than Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac?"

paerabol wins this thread!

9/29/2008 10:22:41 AM