I woke up around 6:30am this morning, and was feeling a little off.


Whatever
I shrugged it off, hopped in the shower, got dressed, and headed to work.



I got there around 7:30am, and still wasn't feeling so great. Looked up in the sky, and saw a k-max flying around....


I think that made things worse. I even started feeling a bit nauseous, but I thought I would try to tough it out.



I went upstairs, sat down at my desk, checked my email, voicemail, and (snail)mail....nothing too interesting in any of these.....just more people telling me of shit that I have to do :

Still wasn't feeling so great, so I went and talked to one of my coworkers for a bit. She said that I looked like death, and told me that I should go home.

I grimaced while saying "well, I'm already here now. I think I can make it". Then my gut started bubbling, and that was enough to make me realize I couldn't tough it out anymore. It's hard to hold down puke while you're trying to hold in poop




So I fired off a few emails, and came back home. I hate to lose a day of work, so instead of taking a sick day, I'm just working from home. I left my home number, cell number, and email with anyone that might need to get in touch with me....and since I've been home, I've received 13 new emails, 4 phone calls, 6 IMs, and 10 calendar changes.



While I was on the phone around 8:30am, my girlfriend's alarm went off. I heard her get in the shower, but didn't have the energy to go upstairs and pee on her foot while she was showering (like I normally do). She came downstairs and asked why I was home. I told her, and she just said "oh". She seemed kind of pissed that I was there, and didn't even say anything like "I hope you feel better!". Because of this, I think that she's cheating on me, and I interrupted her booty call by being at home when her guy usually comes over....



She left for work around 9:45am, and now I'm here again all alone. My head is still swimming, but my stomach feels a little bit better. I'm trying not to upset it by moving too much.

[/blog]

9/15/2008 11:05:01 AM

TWW IS NOT ONE. At least for you it's not.

9/15/2008 11:07:46 AM

tl; dr

9/15/2008 11:09:26 AM

entertaining

9/15/2008 11:23:22 AM

pics made it interesting. hope you feel better! I woke up feeling like , too.

9/15/2008 11:24:52 AM

thank you girls. I like both of you very much

maybe it was the food I ate last night that made me feel ratty. I had tilapia, baked for 15 minutes @ 350 degrees. I the flesh flaked off with a fork, so I think it was done

9/15/2008 11:29:25 AM

dave felt like shit this morning too... you guys better not be fucking again

the only reason i read your [blog] was for the pictures.. nice touch

9/15/2008 11:49:28 AM

OH MAN! I hope he feels better.

I know I talk mad shit to GIMP....but I really do <3 him

9/15/2008 11:51:52 AM

haha

pics made it interesting

Can't believe the girl didn't tell you to get better or something. WTF is up with that?

9/15/2008 11:54:46 AM

haha, it's no surprise, yo...

my girlfriend fucking hates my guts
she wants me to die

9/15/2008 11:56:46 AM

are you trying to call me a banana, EMCE?

9/15/2008 12:00:05 PM

hammock

I'm trying to say that you are a hammock

9/15/2008 12:01:11 PM

emce, you better not take that shit

fuckers can't be cheatin on you now

9/15/2008 12:22:29 PM

thx u evan

9/15/2008 12:28:05 PM

i feel like you are the one who is e-cheating your gf EMCE and thats why she mad and you probably feeling guilty too!

9/15/2008 12:29:46 PM

oh NO!

OH NO!

she's fucked me over a lot worse before

9/15/2008 12:34:19 PM

story/pics or this didnt happen

9/15/2008 12:36:43 PM

...maybe later, k?

9/15/2008 12:38:32 PM

k now get some rest
get well soon and be the ass you are

9/15/2008 12:40:26 PM

OH FUCK!

my coworker, Tom...

he went to Clemson for grad school....




AND NOW HE'S TALKING SHIT TO ME ABOUT THE NCSU VS. GAME

THAT
MOTHER
FUCKER




he's saying that I didn't come into work today at all...because I didn't want to talk about he game. I'm going to stab that man. STAB HIM IN THE CHEST!

9/15/2008 12:45:51 PM

I'm still feeling kind of ratty.

after I got back home yesterday, I was feeling like shit, but I did work from home. My manager emailed me and told me to just stop working....because I would never recover if I keep pushing myself


I just kind of ignored her, because she's a mother.....I just assumed that she was telling me that because she has kids herself.

Then I got much MUCH worse. I started puking. I completely lost my shit.

I slept a lot of yesterday away after 4:30pm or so. I just didn't have the energy to be away, or even eat food really.

Around 6:45pm, Regina called me to ask if we were going to the gym. I said that I wouldn't be able to make it....
she said that she would just come home because her back was bothering her. We think that her back is bothering her because of the way she sleeps. I'm going to try to give her a massage tonight.

She gets home, and I'm barely conscious. By this point in time, it's getting hard for me to even keep my eyes open. I remember Regina coming back home, and then I kind of passed out on the couch. The rest of the night is foggy.
[image]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b59/adekeijzer/A%20Foto%20Blog/FoggyKiss.jpg" width=800>

I remember waking up to see her eating dinner. Then I passed out again. I remember her trying to help me, and offering to get some medicine....but then I passed out before I could tell her what was wrong.
Then I remember waking back up on the couch with THE MOST INTENSE HEADACHE I'VE EVER HAD. No joke, it felt like my brain was leaking out of my nose. Like someone was shoving a fucking brick through my ear


I laid there for a little while, and then I remember Regina coming over to help me. She brought me some water, and basically put me on her back to drag me upstairs. I remember laying down in bed, and passing the fuck out. She asked me if I wanted the TV on or off....and I tried to say "off" but it just came out as an incoherent mumble. She left it on...



I woke up around 6:30am feeling like a skunk's anus. I called in to work and told my manager that I wasn't coming in today. I then went back to sleep. I'm starting to feel a little better, but this shit is horrible.

If there's anyone out there that I do not like...please come over to my house. I would like to cough on you

9/16/2008 11:34:16 AM

those are awesome friggin stairs

i want them

now

9/16/2008 11:39:34 AM

you brave brave man, after all that still found time to post on TWW

9/16/2008 11:43:08 AM

i think im starting to get what you have but so far just sore throat and light crappy feeling

(at work of course)

Quote :

"Because of this, I think that she's cheating on me, and I interrupted her booty call by being at home when her guy usually comes over...."

nothing big here but does seem odd.... probably just paranoia

9/16/2008 11:45:09 AM

I think I have a problem...
no matter how sick I am, or how tired I am, I just can't sleep too long

Now I'm just awake, bored, and feeling like crap. I'm watching gladiator

and my leg hurts from falling down the steps.













as a side note, I woke up with a humongous boner, and I was horny as fuck.

9/16/2008 11:45:49 AM

i thought about this thread as the paralegal in my office suggested i go home since i complained of sinus pressure yesterday and then told her i threw up this morning

hoping im just hungover and lacking sleep i really dont want to be sick

[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]

9/16/2008 12:06:31 PM

^ I can't keep up with everyone on here anymore. Are we friends?

9/16/2008 12:08:19 PM

lol idk are we not?

9/16/2008 12:11:32 PM

I guess not.

I hate you

9/16/2008 12:12:56 PM

^ ouch...well then dont feel better geeeeeeeeeeeez

9/16/2008 12:15:33 PM

thank you

<3

9/16/2008 12:15:57 PM

^ pst i said dont cause you hate me kthanks

9/16/2008 12:18:23 PM

oh damn. I didn't even see that

instant karma is a bitch

9/16/2008 12:19:17 PM

you can feel better now

9/16/2008 1:17:20 PM

thx

9/16/2008 1:24:49 PM

Quote :

"she's fucked me over a lot worse before"

continue with the dirty details now that you feeling better, EMCE

9/16/2008 10:52:05 PM

no way

9/16/2008 11:05:20 PM

You eat anything since you went and popped all over the toilet?

Or, at least, you've been drinking juice and water right?

[/nannying]

9/16/2008 11:08:57 PM

put it in her pooper, take pics, shove it in her mouth, take pics, boot the bitch out (after finishing of course (on her face))

9/16/2008 11:12:15 PM

^^ I was able to hold down a sandwich from subway earlier today
I had some waffles too

9/16/2008 11:19:35 PM

This got trapped in one of your broken images:

Quote :

"Regina made me go get in bed. I tried to climb up the steps, and I remember falling down. I just collapsed on the steps. I had no energy to move. My vision was getting pretty bad. I could see fine out of my left eye, but my right eye was being weird....it was pretty much splitting my vision vertically"

9/16/2008 11:20:39 PM

thank you ThePeter

I didn't even realize that I had fucked that up :-/

9/16/2008 11:22:00 PM