Last night my mom came over to visit. I was telling her about my 4-year old son's check-up that he had last week. I told her the doctor was thinking that he may need speech therapy if his letter combinations weren't better within a year or so. He has trouble with letter combinations like "cl," " "th," and "sm." So, my mom decided it'd be a good idea to practice words with those letter combinations with him. I t hought it was a great idea too, so I left her in my living room with my son practicing words. I come back in the room a couple of minutes later to hear my mom say "Can you say clit?" I, of course, wasn't exactly happy with her word choice. We had a discussion about it, but it's a bit too late because my son thought it was hilarious and has been running around all morning saying "cwit, cwit, cwit!"

9/16/2008 11:19:46 AM

hey this is chit chat



[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 11:22 AM. Reason : come on man...dont double post]

9/16/2008 11:20:25 AM

maybe your son's tongue is too large (seriously)

i bet it sounds more like "quit" than "clit", though

9/16/2008 11:21:29 AM

I'll just assumed she raised you pretty bad too.

9/16/2008 11:22:03 AM

maybe she was talking about the Clit River....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clit_River

9/16/2008 11:22:19 AM

you should tell your mom that she isnt a clit

she is a cunt

9/16/2008 11:22:58 AM

Oh my bad...let me post some random boobs to fix my error:

Sorta NSFW folks...

9/16/2008 11:23:07 AM

you have a 4 year old son?!?!?!

9/16/2008 11:23:34 AM

Quote :

"i bet it sounds more like "quit" than "clit", though"

yeah, it does...I just hope he forgets the word before he perfects his cl's.

9/16/2008 11:23:57 AM

sounds like a cool mom to me

9/16/2008 11:28:52 AM

i use to baby sit a little boy whos tongue was connected to much to a part of his gum and lip part was connected to much to the jaw so they just snipped it in some surgery and he could speak better and didnt drool as much

9/16/2008 11:58:31 AM

Sparkling Wiggles

9/16/2008 12:20:00 PM

Quote :

"sounds like a cool mom to me"

9/16/2008 12:27:19 PM

^^

9/16/2008 2:49:10 PM

I babysat exactly once in my life, on St. Patrick's Day, no less. So the kid was playing with toys and I was watching a History Channel special on the Irish. That show inspired me to teach the kid a new phrase. She was only maybe 2 years old, so it didn't sound perfect, but I laughed my ass of when, on my way out the door, I heard the little girl tell her parents:

"Mommy, I have whooping cough!"

9/16/2008 3:00:40 PM

The life of the wife was ended by the knife.

9/16/2008 4:20:13 PM

what a clusterfuck

9/16/2008 4:21:43 PM