then eat him.

Quote :

"A gang of Satan worshippers killed and ate four Russian teenagers in a sickening ritual. The Satanists stabbed each of their victims a terrifying 666 times before dismembering their bodies and cooking them on a bonfire. Russian police discovered the teenager's limbs, hearts and scalps in a pit in the Yaroslavl region around 300 miles from Moscow, along with the dead body of a small rodent crucified on an upside-down cross. The victims, three girls and one boy, all aged 16 and 17, disappeared from their homes in June. But police only discovered the remains of Anya Gorokhova, Olga Pukhova, Varya Kuzmina and Andrei Sorokin last month. The four pals – described as "Goths" – were lured one by one to a country cottage and were allegedly forced to get drunk before the ritual began. Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire. Cops arrested eight alleged Satan worshippers in connection with the killings after finding out that all four victims had telephoned Nikolai Ogolobyak, the alleged leader of the Satan gang. His apartment lies just about 250 yeards from where the remains were discovered."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,422748,00.html

9/16/2008 4:23:11 PM

FIRST!

9/16/2008 4:23:39 PM

9/16/2008 4:24:34 PM

Quote :

" JESUS TITTY FUCKING..."

9/16/2008 4:24:57 PM

why did i think of that episode of two and a half men where charlie is with a pagan and then drugged and some sisterhood of 13 witches "annoint" him naughtily

this one just didnt turn out as funny

9/16/2008 4:25:30 PM

do they sell that at harris teeter?

9/16/2008 4:25:54 PM

Quote :

"The distraught father of victim Andrei Sorokin said: "My son said he knew some Goths, and that he had Goths and Satanists among his friends. "I wasn't scared. I thought 'Well, let him spend his time sitting around in a cemetery, there's not much harm in that is there?'""

9/16/2008 4:26:22 PM

that episode was on yesterday...

and i laughed hysterically when he started singing "hooked on a feeling" as they were carrying him to the alter chanting "anoint him"

9/16/2008 4:26:54 PM

how you gonna crucify a rodent

i mean really that's just mean

9/16/2008 4:27:01 PM

Quote :

"Another suspect – Alexander Voronovic – said the gang had previously dug up a dead girl's grave and eaten her heart and a third suspect said he turned to Satan because praying to God did not make him rich."

lulz

9/16/2008 4:27:25 PM

wtf?!
poor kids, and poor rodent.

9/16/2008 4:28:18 PM

Russia sucks

9/16/2008 4:28:45 PM

SOMEONE COME UP WITH A CLEVER "IN SOVIET RUSSIA ____" JOKE!

9/16/2008 4:31:23 PM

the statanists cast out you ?

9/16/2008 4:32:07 PM

Shit... my roommate is a self-described Goth...

9/16/2008 4:40:12 PM

anyone care to try to be that badass?

9/16/2008 4:47:06 PM

Quote :

"Hair from the victims was apparently found in the embers of the bonfire."

What kind of weak bonfire doesn't burn hair? Does not compute.

9/16/2008 4:48:56 PM

that has to be tiring

9/16/2008 4:53:38 PM

^^ Probably a bonfire made by the Devil...

9/16/2008 4:54:51 PM

"a third suspect said he turned to Satan because praying to God did not make him rich."

Other than having to be outright crazy to think something like this, it strikes me as silly for someone to think it an appropriate response to decide that if a deity on one side of a given religion wont give you money, that maybe another supernatural being within same religion will. If not getting money is enough to break your belief, why not give up, or change systems altogether?

9/16/2008 5:05:49 PM

How far is 250 yeards?

9/16/2008 5:39:19 PM

about two football fields

9/16/2008 5:43:09 PM

Quote :

"Another suspect – Alexander Voronovic – said the gang had previously dug up a dead girl's grave and eaten her heart and a third suspect said, from atop his massive pile of gold, he turned to Satan because praying to God did not make him rich."

9/16/2008 5:44:08 PM

There's some interesting people right there.

Maybe they can all be taken outside and shot.

9/16/2008 5:49:02 PM

Quote :

"The Satanists stabbed each of their victims a terrifying 666 times before dismembering their bodies "

I think at that point you just need to reach down and get a handful - dismembering sounds like work was involved.

9/16/2008 5:58:14 PM

wow.

9/17/2008 12:40:25 AM

LIGHT A SATANIC RITUALISTIC FIRE AND BURN RUSSIAN TEENS IN YOUR BACKYARD!


THEY'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT

9/17/2008 12:42:37 AM

I thought this thread was about:

9/17/2008 12:48:32 AM

god dammit

I was gonna post this under

Goth: its what's for dinner.

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 12:50 AM. Reason : lkjfd]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece

Victims

Quote :

"FOUR teenagers were horrifically slain by Satanists — stabbed 666 times each and then EATEN. The gang of Devil worshippers butchered their victims and roasted them on a bonfire before devouring their flesh. Horror ... the upturned cross marks where the remains were found Horrified cops found body parts dumped in a pit beside an upside-down cross, a symbol used in Satanic worship. The victims all suffered 666 knife wounds — the number associated with the Beast, or Antichrist, and featured in horror films such as The Omen. The pals, three girls and a boy aged 16 or 17, were all Goths. They were lured one by one to a cottage and forced to get drunk before being butchered. Hair from them was found in the embers of a fire the gang lit under a tree. Suspects ... Ksenia Kuznetsova and Nikolai Ogolobyak Police believe the teenagers were cooked in the flames before their flesh was devoured. Their private parts had also been cut off in the sickening ritual in a rural area of Russia. After police arrested eight suspected members of the ring, one boasted how they had previously dug up the grave of a newly-dead girl and eaten her heart. Another said he did not expect to be punished, saying: “Satan will help me to avoid responsibility. I made lots of sacrifices to him.” And a third said he had got fed up with God for not making him rich and that “things improved” after he started praying to the Devil. The discovery in Yaroslavl, 300 miles from Moscow, sent a shudder across Russia — where Satanists are feared to have committed a string of mutilations and killings. Number ... 666 is Devil's Number ... 666 is Devil's The victims, who all disappeared in June, were named as Anya Gorokhova, Olga Pukhova, Varya Kuzmina and Andrei Sorokin. The upside-down cross marking what was left of their bones and scalps had a small animal nailed to it. Police began tracing the gang after finding out that all the victims had made phone calls to alleged leader Nikolai Ogolobyak. Locals said they all knew Ogolobyak, whose grandmother revealed he had sung in the local church choir as a boy. The rest of the cult were described by ex-teachers as having been of low intelligence and moody at school. Three were named by police as Ksenia Kuznetsova, Alexander Voronov and Anton Makovkin. The dad of victim Andrei said: “My son said he had Goths and Satanists among his friends. “I wasn’t scared. I thought, ‘Well, let him spend his time sitting around a cemetery — there’s not much harm in that, is there?’" Advertisement Russia has seen a series of gruesome murders, rapes and desecrations linked to Satanic cults. Moscow alone has 15 whose worship is thought to revolve around symbols such as 666, an upturned five-pointed star within a circle and the swastika. Devil worshippers believe in putting themselves first and their core values include pride, indulgence, ambition and meeting sexual desires. In Britain, about 400 people list their religion as Satanism. Followers meet at a “Grotto” for rituals with candles and swords run by witches and warlocks. "

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 12:52 AM. Reason : my article is better!]

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 12:52 AM. Reason : another pic]

9/17/2008 12:49:54 AM

Quote :

"The rest of the cult were described by ex-teachers as having been of low intelligence and MOODY at school."

9/17/2008 1:10:32 AM

pride and ambition

these murdering Satanists give the others a bad name, I think

9/17/2008 1:14:31 AM

the only problem i see with this is that they sacrificed goths instead of christians

9/17/2008 4:24:35 AM