one of those emails you get forwarded to you...i thought this one was pretty funny

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"Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as • Romance 9.5 and • Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as • NASCAR 6.0, • NFL 5.1 and • Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. • Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, • Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while • Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. • If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. r Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend • Cooking 3.0 and • Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck Babe! - Tech Support "

9/17/2008 11:08:31 AM

nerd

9/17/2008 11:09:39 AM

meh

9/17/2008 11:10:39 AM

<3

9/17/2008 11:13:48 AM

I agree with your post and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

9/17/2008 11:16:19 AM

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"• NASCAR 6.0, • NFL 5.1 and "

If your man really likes sports, you most definitely figure that out before you get married.

9/17/2008 11:25:10 AM

hopefully my wife will enjoy sports too.

9/17/2008 11:31:03 AM

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"However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1."

hahahaha

9/17/2008 11:31:44 AM

^ take her to them instead of just watching them, esp. if its something new to her, i love nascar after going to my first couple of races and my driver winning both

already liked most other sports but golf... but still prefer them live

9/17/2008 11:33:11 AM

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"install the Guilt 3.0 update. "

Why the hell would you try to make someone you loved feel guilty?

9/17/2008 11:35:55 AM

that wasnt very funny at all. and im a huge nerd.

9/17/2008 11:36:45 AM

I own panthers seats so going to games will be part of the dating experience

9/17/2008 11:38:09 AM

i lolled

9/17/2008 11:43:10 AM

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"First, keep in mind, • Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while • Husband 1.0 is an operating system. "

haha

9/17/2008 12:41:41 PM

man, vix knows whats up and she's horny all the time. your boyfriend is a lucky man.

9/17/2008 12:44:43 PM

that is great.

9/17/2008 1:11:40 PM

There are way too many version numbers, not enough years and titles.

9/17/2008 1:14:22 PM

I'm surprised there were no floppy disk or hard drive jokes...

9/17/2008 1:30:14 PM

this is something you would read in reader's digest

also the first time i think i read an iteration of this this joke was on a computer with windows 3.x


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9/17/2008 2:18:59 PM

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"There are way too many version numbers, not enough years and titles."

9/17/2008 2:23:35 PM