Don't do it.

9/17/2008 12:01:58 PM

esp if they are in the womens section when you bought them

9/17/2008 12:02:39 PM

ha ha ha ha

there's this teenager that I've seen around town here. Everytime I've seen him, he's had on some super tight purple jeans

I really want to punch him in the throat and tell him to stop wearing his sister's pants

9/17/2008 12:04:28 PM

This also applies to guys that spend more time flatironing their hair/applying eyeliner than I do. Butch the fuck up, k?

9/17/2008 12:06:16 PM

y'all just jealous cause you can't fit into those pants

...

cause you have penises

9/17/2008 12:06:31 PM

I was driving by Apex high school and I saw these two girls making out. At first I was like "yeah!", but when I got closer it turned out to be a slightly chubby girl and a ridiculously skinny guy with long blonde surfer hear wearing tight girl's jeans.

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 12:11 PM. Reason : l]

9/17/2008 12:07:55 PM

My wife buys InTouch magazine and I read it in the bathroom. That dude that married Ashley Simpson says he only wears her pants and that they are size 0

9/17/2008 12:08:24 PM

Too tight is bad.

But I wish ya'll would wear pants that showed off your nice legs and behinds.

Baggy pants FTL.

9/17/2008 12:21:41 PM

i wear fitting jeans

9/17/2008 12:31:13 PM

Quote :

"But I wish ya'll would wear pants that showed off your nice legs and behinds."

chicks look good in tight jeans...i can see how some chicks would think dudes would look good in tight jeans...difference is, chicks dont have a ball sack to get uncomfortably crushed and sperm count lowered by tight jeans

9/17/2008 12:37:51 PM

and its not manly to wear skin tight jeans.

9/17/2008 12:40:10 PM

Quote :

"ball sack to get uncomfortably crushed and sperm count lowered by tight jeans"

I'm not an advocate of crushing anything.

Just wear pants that fit plz. The ladies will thank you.

9/17/2008 12:44:56 PM

i also liketo wear pants that i can get a hand job in ei. no button flys

9/17/2008 12:46:51 PM

button flies are horrible and I think all of TWW can agree on that

9/17/2008 12:52:06 PM

thanks god someone finally agrees with something i say.

9/17/2008 12:52:37 PM

I have friend who rock that style, and i love it.

9/17/2008 12:55:36 PM

Quote :

"i also liketo wear pants that i can get a hand job in ei. no button flys "

i dont get hand jobs, got to have some sort of lube so its going to get a little wet down there so why not just give a bj

9/17/2008 12:57:00 PM

i mean button ups suck to much work. pissing, fucking, and when commando you are exposed to the elements anyway.

9/17/2008 12:59:29 PM

^ were talking about handjobs now any why you would give one instead of a bj... cause i dotn get it

9/17/2008 1:00:40 PM

9/17/2008 1:01:38 PM

a little dinner table fun

9/17/2008 1:01:56 PM

^ ok so it has one point.... never thought of that .. i want to do something risque like that.. or sex in a public place.. ive done stuff in the movie theater but thats it

9/17/2008 1:04:10 PM

county musicians can get away with it

9/17/2008 1:05:53 PM

its just when you have one "non-conformist" wearing the skinny jeans then their whole "non-conformist" crew has to wear them. They think they are individuals but they are really not. bunch of cattle.

9/17/2008 1:20:24 PM

There is a difference b/w cowboy tight jeans (which have about a 50/50 chance of looking ok) and dudes wearing skinny jeans that look like they came from the women's section at the gap.

Dudes in skinny jeans automatically get 2 limp wrists down!

9/17/2008 1:20:25 PM

didnt you bumpkins have this conversation years ago about baggy jeans?

9/17/2008 1:21:31 PM

two different kinds of jeans=2 thread topics duh

9/17/2008 1:45:26 PM

paging CalledToArms

9/17/2008 1:48:29 PM

^cold

9/17/2008 2:17:04 PM

i'm not sayin' it looks bad

i'm just sayin' he's a skinny bastard

9/17/2008 2:20:11 PM

nothin wrong if you can pull it off.

9/17/2008 2:21:14 PM

i have waaayyy too much ass and thighs for tight jeans [nohomo]

9/17/2008 2:25:26 PM

YESHOMO

9/17/2008 2:34:42 PM

do these jean make me look gay

yes

9/17/2008 2:36:02 PM

Quote :

"But I wish ya'll would wear pants that showed off your nice legs and behinds."

I can't even fit into skiny jeans because of the muscle on said bodyparts. The gf went shopping w/ me and we were curious. She was laughing her as off.

9/17/2008 3:53:12 PM

i have chicken legs, so i wear skinny jeans

not girl jeans though, those are ridiculously uncomfortable

9/17/2008 4:25:31 PM

i have a big ass from goaltending

even some 505s fit a bit funny on me

9/17/2008 4:28:59 PM

yep. I've got some, but they are bought w/ room in the waist to fit elsewhere.

9/17/2008 4:37:19 PM

button fly FTL

9/17/2008 4:39:36 PM

Guys wearing tapered skinny jeans might as well be wearing tights and doing jazz hands...b/c that's what I imagine them doing when I see them walking around campus.

9/17/2008 4:41:03 PM

straight leg = the way to go

skinny jeans are just awkward. they look silly and id imagine theyd crush the thighs/junk.

baggy jeans flop around when you walk, im not 18 anymore so that doesnt really fly either

9/17/2008 5:30:46 PM

I puked

9/17/2008 5:34:49 PM

ARE THE WORST KIND OF FAGGOTS

[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 5:41 PM. Reason : ]

9/17/2008 5:41:15 PM

Quote :

"paging CalledToArms"

Quote :

"i'm not sayin' it looks bad i'm just sayin' he's a skinny bastard"

hahaha. I just saw this thread now, I dont keep up with chit chat as much since I avoid it at work.

9/26/2008 11:17:23 PM

skinny jeans means the dude is gay

9/26/2008 11:17:47 PM

not this thread again lol

9/26/2008 11:18:47 PM

carhartts fit me just right. fitted around my ass and loose around my legs.

9/27/2008 8:23:05 AM

"I can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots don't fit."
- Jay-Z

9/27/2008 9:02:04 AM

Can't do it. Physically, socially, emotionally.

In Goldsboro, you see it all the time. Also, the smaller the jeans on the guy, the bigger the belt buckle. Inverse proportionality, if you will, is the way of the cowboy.

9/27/2008 9:35:33 AM

set 'em up

9/27/2008 10:18:45 AM