I plan to be drunk by five.

I plan to stay that way until 11:00.

TAKE THAT, PLEASANT SOCIETY.

9/17/2008 3:57:03 PM

Pro Tip: If you plan to drink all day you have to start in the morning.

9/17/2008 3:58:36 PM

On my birthday I plan to be drinking from 4 to 10, at which point I'll take a cab to work and continue drinking whilst playing records.

9/17/2008 3:58:42 PM

youre so edgy

9/17/2008 3:58:50 PM

lol

9/17/2008 4:18:11 PM

awesome...

i applaud you sir

9/17/2008 4:19:07 PM

I just took a shit... GO ME

9/17/2008 4:20:10 PM

^ Hahahah that should be your tww signature.


[Edited on September 17, 2008 at 4:26 PM. Reason : .]

9/17/2008 4:20:41 PM

i watched be kind, rewind twice yesterday

9/17/2008 4:25:54 PM

yesterday i came to a very strange realization about my life.

im not going to tell you what it was, but i was taking a shit with a glass of bourbon and reading tww on my phone.

9/17/2008 4:29:05 PM

Quote :

"On my birthday I plan to be drinking from 4 to 10, at which point I'll take a cab to work and continue drinking whilst playing records."

Details pls. On a Jackpot related note, me 'n' Randi saw Jay last night at Mo Joe's. He was all "'Sup" and then made a bee line for the MegaTouch.

^^ We've had that shit on Netflix for like a week but haven't gotten around to seeing it yet.

9/17/2008 4:51:31 PM

^^that without your phone you'd be alone and thus an alcoholic?

9/17/2008 4:52:22 PM

watching financial news and tracking stocks will do this to you (lately)

9/17/2008 4:58:14 PM

Do not fear, Sarah Palin is here.

9/17/2008 4:59:57 PM

bhahaha

9/17/2008 5:01:23 PM