I can't open this fucking pickle jar It's times like this I need to have a live-in boyfriend

9/19/2008 7:42:00 PM

i'll post in your thread

9/19/2008 7:42:29 PM

turn it upside down and hit it on the counter a couple times.

then try again.

9/19/2008 7:42:30 PM

smash it with a hammer

just watch out for the glass shards in your pickle

9/19/2008 7:43:05 PM

smack it on the couner a few times..works wonders

9/19/2008 7:43:32 PM

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"turn it upside down and hit it on the counter a couple times."

I think she needs the boyfriend for this more than needing that jar of pickels opened.

9/19/2008 7:46:55 PM

jesus christ..... so I ran it under hot water....did a little bit of smacking against the counter and had given up. Only to sit down on my couch and give it one more try and waddya know...the thing opened....and promptly spilled pickle juice all over the sofa

^hells yeah I do

[Edited on September 19, 2008 at 7:48 PM. Reason : ]

9/19/2008 7:48:11 PM

pwnt

9/19/2008 7:48:38 PM

this is a time when friendly neighbor guys are nice to have around

9/19/2008 7:48:49 PM

well there are only a few people in my building and of a total of 11 apts, there are 14 people....only 4 are male and none of them are home right now

9/19/2008 7:51:07 PM

i hope you just know that and didn't go around knocking on doors to get a pickle jar open

9/19/2008 7:52:03 PM

paging nicklepickle

9/19/2008 7:52:19 PM

shes not trying to open me dork^

9/19/2008 7:54:27 PM

or make change.

9/19/2008 7:58:10 PM

hah...my neighbors are awesome...the last of the crazy one's moved out yesterday so now there are only cool people here...true story

9/19/2008 8:14:22 PM

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"I can't open this fucking pickle jar"

welcome to my life

9/19/2008 8:15:15 PM

truuuueeee story

9/19/2008 8:15:50 PM

what you gotta do is take a big kitchen knife, and bang the side OPPOSITE the blade around the rim of the lid. dont smash it, just bang it hard enough to dent the lid a lil.

9/19/2008 8:20:55 PM

^^^

9/19/2008 8:30:02 PM

oh shit sorry joe

9/19/2008 8:30:34 PM

the real question is, sweet or dill?

9/19/2008 9:44:47 PM