1) i did not see marko


2) there was a black kid around 6 years old looking at greeting cards with another black kid that was around 15 years old.

the 6 year old said "man, those fuckin republicans, i hate em man."

the 15 year old said "yeah man, always tryna keep us down."

is brainwashing part of the african american community these days?


3) word to the wise: NEVER wear a red polo shirt while shopping at target. people won't stop bugging you.

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 10:22 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2008 10:17:15 PM

I too, shop at target.

9/20/2008 10:17:49 PM

were they looking at the john mccain greeting cards?

ive always wondered about those

9/20/2008 10:18:30 PM

are you also fat and gay

9/20/2008 10:18:39 PM

nah, they were looking at the obama greeting cards... which are just as egregious

9/20/2008 10:19:21 PM

i saw a sarah palin greeting card in the "congratulations on your pregnancy" section

the inside said "don't even think about it"

9/20/2008 10:20:21 PM

The person in front of me today at Target had a McCain greeting card.

9/20/2008 10:21:38 PM

^^ Fucking ace.

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"3) word to the wise: NEVER wear a red polo shirt while shopping at target. people won't stop bugging you."

I did that once, wearing khaki pants and a polo (because I was trying to be semi-dressy that day for something). I just gave somebody a look when they asked me a question and said "uh, I have no idea" (something obscure). I only realized my folly when I got back to the car.

Shit happens.

Also:

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"is brainwashing part of the african american community these days?"

You should've whipped out your cock and slapped them in the face, told them to vote for McCain, then told them you were gay and that you found them to be hawt. Their heads would explode. Oh, and you'd end up in the sex offender registry.

9/20/2008 10:29:54 PM

did you talk to the african american cashier that was ~?

9/20/2008 10:30:42 PM

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"is brainwashing part of the african american community these days?"

brainwashing kids is the thing to do. I doubt these kids know anything of what they are talking about.

9/20/2008 10:37:40 PM

Republicans always tryin to keep a cool cat down

9/20/2008 10:47:42 PM

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"3) word to the wise: NEVER wear a red polo shirt while shopping at target. people won't stop bugging you."

Hm... I might do this one day just to fuck around and laugh at people.

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 10:50 PM. Reason : quotetag]

9/20/2008 10:50:13 PM

It's not even just a fucking red polo. Every now and then I go to Target after work and I still have my lanyard on that has my ID badge on it and for whatever reason people think that means I work there.

btw was there a dude there that had a mustache that was weird and like separated and then cam eback together?

9/21/2008 12:52:58 AM

i, too, have a strong distaste for the majority of republicans.

9/21/2008 12:55:15 AM

http://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/23/best-buy/

9/21/2008 12:56:17 AM

joseph gribble mustache?

9/21/2008 12:59:45 AM

^^Holy shit that is awesome.

9/21/2008 1:28:56 AM

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"3) word to the wise: NEVER wear a red polo shirt while shopping at target. people won't stop bugging you."

I think TWW should invade crossroads target on black friday and in the aformentioned garb and fuck with the customers.

9/21/2008 1:47:06 AM

9/21/2008 1:50:38 AM

a la improv everywhere?

that would actually be pretty awesome, however unoriginal it may be

9/21/2008 1:51:01 AM

I'd totally be up for it. Which target?

9/21/2008 1:55:04 AM

My brother works at Target.

9/21/2008 1:56:05 AM

Improve Very Where

9/21/2008 1:56:24 AM

^^^ Crossroads would be awesome, so we could dick around with some Cary pricks.

9/21/2008 2:00:15 AM

i live in cary

9/21/2008 2:01:06 AM

Is there a target up at Crabtree? I can't for the life of me remember.

9/21/2008 2:12:05 AM

no, at North Hills

9/21/2008 2:15:57 AM

i was at the cary target tonight at about 9:15pm

so many goth kids and state freshman

9/21/2008 2:23:25 AM

this guy had a mustache that was weird and like seperated then cam eback together

9/21/2008 2:35:10 AM

ohhhh that guy

9/21/2008 2:39:04 AM

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"i live in cary "

But, if memory serves, you're not from there. Therefore, cool.

9/21/2008 2:39:41 AM

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"i was at the cary target tonight at about 9:15pm"

zomg me too

9/21/2008 3:40:18 AM