Go on. Ask.

9/22/2008 5:11:45 AM

Dude?

9/22/2008 5:12:08 AM

Yes. I am a hairy butt.

9/22/2008 5:13:05 AM

Incorrect.

The only proper response would be some variation of the phrase "Duuuuuude."

9/22/2008 5:14:02 AM

Sweet!

9/22/2008 5:14:50 AM

have you ever jerked off someone that you weren't related to?

9/22/2008 5:16:34 AM

9/22/2008 5:17:42 AM

^^ Negative. As a corollary, I have also never jerked off anyone to whom I was related.

On a side note, I love those trap questions like "Do your parents know you're gay?"

9/22/2008 5:23:06 AM

Who are you voting for in November?

9/22/2008 5:34:19 AM

Do your parents know you're gay?

9/22/2008 5:39:15 AM

Are you Spontaneous? If so, in what aspect(s) of your life? Sex? Food? Having fun?

9/22/2008 5:48:04 AM

^^^ Last time, I flipped a coin in the ballot box and proceeded with a straight ticket. I really don't like either candidates this year, so I may bring a d20, or some loaded d6's.

^^ [yes homo]

^ On the scale of spontaneity, I am probably a low 9. I'm not as hyperactive as I used to be, but I definitely have very little planned when it comes to life goals or even stuff on a daily basis. My handle originally stems from my love of improv (and the extreme failure of my old handle, which dictated my love of stand up).

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 5:51 AM. Reason : ^]

9/22/2008 5:49:38 AM

so what was your previous tww username?

9/22/2008 5:56:06 AM

Hahaha. UberComedian. I was a freshman when I made it and didn't know very much about internet forums. My biggest claim to infamy was when I made a thread about the "Roast of the NC State Basketball Team" that I sent to Herb Sendek and they reply I received. T-dub pwn'd the shit out of me.

9/22/2008 5:57:55 AM

Let's see if evening crew has anything to ask me.

9/22/2008 6:00:05 PM

Could God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?

9/22/2008 6:13:47 PM

What would be some witty text flirting that i can use on this cougar that is stalkin me to get things moving along?

9/22/2008 6:18:46 PM

You musta been something before electricity

9/22/2008 6:20:15 PM

^^^Direct that to Ned Flanders

9/22/2008 6:30:45 PM

Quote :

"but I definitely have very little planned when it comes to life goals or even stuff on a daily basis."

this kid is a real winner, folks.

9/22/2008 6:31:35 PM

oops

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 10:44 PM. Reason : this is cddweller accidentally posting as spontaneous, forgot to log him out]

9/22/2008 10:43:41 PM

hey. ummm... could I get you to play w/ my dong? [no homo]

9/22/2008 10:51:34 PM

Quote :

"Could God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?"

If by God, you mean Chuck Norris, then yes, but he would anyway.

Quote :

"What would be some witty text flirting that i can use on this cougar that is stalkin me to get things moving along?"

Pick up line #471: Did you have Frosted Flakes for breakfast, because you bring out the tiger in me.

Quote :

"this kid is a real winner, folks."

This whole forum knew that already, it didn't bear repeating.

9/22/2008 10:52:20 PM

Quote :

"hey. ummm... could I get you to play w/ my dong? [no homo]"

You're in line behind evan.

9/22/2008 10:52:50 PM

what color(s) are my boxers

9/22/2008 10:53:23 PM

do you sleep with married women?
if not, would you?

9/22/2008 10:53:38 PM

hey, don't you be cheatin on me, ho

9/22/2008 10:54:23 PM

don't be so selfish. there is plenty to go around.

9/22/2008 10:55:19 PM

What do you think is the best age to be? Explain your opinion.

9/22/2008 10:56:34 PM

Quote :

"what color(s) are my boxers"

My guess is that the great DNL would never wear a solid color pair of boxer shorts. No, DNL would wear novelty boxer shorts like the cliche heart-dotted drawers. My guess, however, is that you are wearing boxer shorts that sport either an xBox or SpongeBob.

Quote :

"do you sleep with married women? if not, would you?"

I have never slept with a married woman. There would have to be very specific circumstances for me to sleep with a married woman. If this is a proposition, the answer is yes.

9/22/2008 10:58:47 PM

hey. could you get on AIM so we can cyber again?

9/22/2008 11:00:27 PM

i have never watched an episode of spongebob ever in my life

9/22/2008 11:01:27 PM

OMG. i :heart: spongebob.

9/22/2008 11:01:45 PM

Quote :

"What do you think is the best age to be? Explain your opinion."

I have only experienced 23 years of existence, so I will limit myself to objectively talk about those years. I would say 22, since that is the typical age of the a college graduate (with a Bachelor's). It is comparable to the brackish water of life in that teenagehood and adulthood are rather mixed. Most people are still idealistic enough to change the world and with a college education, they have the necessary knowledge to do it.

Of course, any time where you have far more power than responsibility is the perfect age.

9/22/2008 11:01:49 PM

Quote :

"hey. could you get on AIM so we can cyber again?"

I can only ejaculate 10 times in a day, burr0.

9/22/2008 11:02:22 PM

it's not about you, man

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 11:03 PM. Reason : ]

9/22/2008 11:02:57 PM

Ok, then yes.

9/22/2008 11:03:31 PM

what do you think about pre-marital dating?
what about post-marital sex?

9/22/2008 11:08:59 PM

Quote :

"what do you think about pre-marital dating? what about post-marital sex?"

I think those are both sound ideas. It's post-marital dating and pre-marital sex that get you into trouble, at least from a purely legal standpoint*.



*Pre-marital pregnancy always leads to fighting, yelling, and Judge Judy.

9/22/2008 11:11:47 PM

question is that. be to not, or be to?

9/23/2008 12:15:09 AM

How can I get more sleep and yet still get everything done?

9/23/2008 7:01:13 AM

^ You can try getting higher quality sleep by getting a better bed or rectifying any nasal or throat irregularities or you can diminish "everything" by decreasing your number of activities or hiring an assistant.

9/23/2008 11:04:01 AM

the obvious answer was GET THE FUCK OFF TWW

9/23/2008 11:14:36 AM

.

9/27/2008 10:06:48 AM

T^3

9/29/2008 3:35:20 PM

have you ever had a bear with no hair?

9/29/2008 3:51:46 PM

noeth.

9/29/2008 4:26:57 PM

wut up?

11/5/2008 1:11:13 AM

Chillin'. Wut up wit u?

11/5/2008 1:11:57 AM

chillin and trying to bump politics off the front page of chit chat without getting suspended.

how does one do that?

11/5/2008 1:13:23 AM