from me.



I'm thinking about raping her. Any thoughtful, creative, funny ways to do this?

thx

9/22/2008 9:18:51 AM

does she stand on the front porch with a broom?

9/22/2008 9:19:29 AM

dont tell your fiance

9/22/2008 9:21:09 AM

be the black ed mcmahon

9/22/2008 9:22:27 AM

she has no broom. just a bunch of cats...


and why would I tell my fiance? that's just stoopid

9/22/2008 9:23:16 AM

how many cats?

9/22/2008 9:24:29 AM

my next door neighbor has 9 cats that I know of, but there may be more. She has a hot granddaughter though.

9/22/2008 9:26:23 AM

I've seen 3 running around her house....

and about 4 more running around the neighborhood that I suspect are hers.....cause she's old

9/22/2008 9:26:52 AM

quit bein so damn gross

9/22/2008 9:28:15 AM

Hey baby, come to mama!

9/22/2008 9:31:46 AM

if my girlfriend hand not stopped me, i would probably have 6 right now

good thing too, because i hate to be that weird

9/22/2008 9:33:43 AM

since she has a thing for catss... dress in a big cat suit, sit on her front porch.. start meowing..
when she comes to investigate say, "black pussy hongry. wants to taste your tunafish."

From there you jump on her and cram your face in her tuna hole.

9/22/2008 9:35:33 AM

quit being so damn gross crackmonkey


you really went too far with that comment

9/22/2008 9:38:31 AM

^^ holy god... i think i just saw satan inside an angel

9/22/2008 9:39:55 AM

i don't think it is standard practice to eat out a chick you are raping.

9/22/2008 9:40:55 AM

hahaha never thought of it like that

I guess the point of raping is to bang it out.

9/22/2008 9:44:28 AM

...and humiliation.



who knows, the old bag may enjoy it

9/22/2008 9:54:53 AM

CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!!!!

9/22/2008 9:55:56 AM

Quote :

"quit being so damn gross crackmonkey you really went too far with that comment "

dude, it was a joke... the same can be said about you wanting to rape an elderly lady

how can I be too gross?... ha... this is the wolf web...

9/22/2008 10:00:20 AM

hahaha,

so I just walked down to the cafeteria to get some coffee. on my way back, there was this black chick outside of the building talking on the phone...

as I walked by, she was straight up COCK LOOKING.

he gaze went from my eyes, to my junk, and then stayed there


today might end up being a good monday.

9/22/2008 10:00:25 AM

Try working in an office where you are the only guy. Pretty much constant cock looking going on up in here today. I feel like the hot secretary or something.

9/22/2008 10:03:44 AM

knock it out the box, yo







and crackmonkey is a sexual deviant. she's what's wrong with America

9/22/2008 10:19:30 AM

Not to be insensitive, but when is rape not funny?

9/22/2008 10:27:40 AM

^^ i went out with a couple of them Saturday night. the other sales rep who's 36, recently single, and pretty hot was flirting with me like crazy. asked if she could stay at my place instead of driving all the way back home to Burlington. of course I said yes. but then we decided it was probably not a good idea..........it's gonna happen though. now the sexual tension is high up in this bitch, it's kinda fun actually

9/22/2008 10:35:15 AM

OH SNAP!!!!

GET YOU SOME!

9/22/2008 10:37:06 AM

nice

you should give her a mix tape.

seal the deal

9/22/2008 10:39:36 AM

I am hesitant though, because this is a REALLY small office. Just me and 7 others. But she assured me that she doesn't share her personal business with them. It would be kinda cool to have a little secret fling going on, but I just think it would end badly. It's funny, the last text message she sent me Saturday night at like 3AM said "We'll have to work late on Monday so we can do it on the Boss's desk after everyone leaves". I showed it to her this morning and she turned bright ass red, then I asked her "so, how late are you staying tonight?"

9/22/2008 10:42:40 AM

9/22/2008 10:45:14 AM

hit it, b.

9/22/2008 10:47:12 AM

Oh Eric,

Girls talk. They will all know the size, shape, and density of your peen by the end of the week.

9/22/2008 10:47:48 AM

"WHY THE HELL DOES MY DESK SMELL LIKE QUIM AND NUT BUTTER?!?! HOW THA FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY LUNCH NOW?"

9/22/2008 10:47:48 AM

CUZ ERIC AND I FUCKED ON.....OH WE WERE WORKING IN HERE!!!!!

teeheehee

9/22/2008 10:49:43 AM

my boss is off today to........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe a nooner?

in fact, I am going to IM her with that very statement. I will report back with her response.



[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : a]

9/22/2008 10:51:18 AM

my fingers are crossed, B


if it helps, I'll talk to her in my Barry White voice to get her juices flowin'

9/22/2008 10:55:55 AM

worthless without pics. just edit out your peen. k, thx

9/22/2008 10:56:18 AM

first response:

Quote :

"well her office does have doors......"

my reply:

Quote :

"are they sound proof?"

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 10:58 AM. Reason : d]

9/22/2008 10:56:50 AM

or you send me the pics, I'll MS Paint over then so that they're not offensive.

I'll make you into a ring leader, and she'll be a tiger, k?

9/22/2008 10:59:14 AM

Not gonna lie

I'm a lil jealous.

I don't work with anyone remotely attractive lol.

9/22/2008 10:59:50 AM

I work with a bunch of old crotchety male engineers

there are some women here, but the younger hot ones are few and far between

9/22/2008 11:03:34 AM

here is the convo so far:

me: so Judy is off today, you know what that means right?
her: oh lawd...
me: no need to work late, we can just make it a nooner
her: well her office does have doors......
me: are they sound proof?
her: why don't you go in there and scream and i will let you know if i hear you
me: i have a feeling you are the better screamer
her: well i guess that all depends on you.....
me: in that case, we better wait until the office is empty

9/22/2008 11:04:09 AM

Lol as good as this idea sounds, it's like 3920302 times as bad

9/22/2008 11:05:40 AM

yeah it is, but it would be a first for me, so that almost makes it worth it.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 11:06 AM. Reason : a]

9/22/2008 11:06:02 AM

do it

9/22/2008 11:06:12 AM

I mean I'm not gonna stop you from gettin some pussy....but this is a new job (Debbie Downer).

9/22/2008 11:07:19 AM

i know, but she basically mollested me Saturday night. it's kind of a reverse sexual harassment kinda deal, so I'm safe right?

9/22/2008 11:07:56 AM

you're safe.. i promise

..or maybe i just haven't gotten laid in a while and figure everyone should take any puddin they can get

9/22/2008 11:08:32 AM

Make her do all the work.

That way you can claim rape if you ever have to.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : Remember Carson....I will rape you in December]

9/22/2008 11:08:41 AM

I'm not going to fuck her, at least not here. I just enjoy the conversation. She's a fun one.

9/22/2008 11:09:53 AM

ah, do it you chickenshit.

9/22/2008 11:11:11 AM

the saga continues:

her: i have your flops in my car, remind me before you leave
her: thanks for letting me wear them, my feet were killing me
her: i can't help but notice what big feet you have.....
me: OH LAWD!! we better end this convo before it gets ugly
her: if you say so

9/22/2008 11:13:10 AM