The first day of theater class this bitch was cock-looking from across the way. I immediately began spitting game. We work together on a scene. I can tell she's into me because she won't take her eyes off my cock. One night leaving class, I start feeding her bullshit sob stories. I talk about made-up relationships. I tell her I'm a virgin, and that I want to be in love the first time. blah blah... she falls for that shit hook, line, and sinker. She's steady staring at my cock. I do myself one better - I tell her I've only ever kissed a girl. Hey, she's buying the shit, why not keep selling? Jackpot - she invites me to a party over the weekend. We had a couple of shots...made-out.... then we go in a room and gives me the worst head I've ever had.

I've been doing this to all the girls in the class, because it's theater, and if you can act, then why not go ahead and get your dick wet?

I don't know what to do... tomorrow I have class with her. Should I acknowledge her and see if i can beat that pussy up, or move on and get this other bitch to put her mouth on it?

this is so college

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 8:39 AM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 8:37:09 AM

9/23/2008 8:37:58 AM

Yo holmes?

9/23/2008 8:38:32 AM

Quote :

"acknowledge her and see if i can beat that pussy up"

go for it...she seems like a grade A slut...you know she's just looking for an excuse

9/23/2008 8:40:00 AM

10/10

9/23/2008 8:40:07 AM

awesome

9/23/2008 8:40:12 AM

Copy paste

9/23/2008 8:42:32 AM

awesome!!!
I laughed... i cried.. (from the laughter) and i screamed... (thought about her biting)
10/10

9/23/2008 8:44:18 AM

Copy Paste with Edit

9/23/2008 8:44:33 AM

I, too, have emotionally manipulated women into giving me dome

9/23/2008 8:45:59 AM

ha ha i loled

9/23/2008 8:46:27 AM

a++ would lol again

9/23/2008 8:50:41 AM

THIS IS HOW TO MAKE A PARODY, KIDS

9/23/2008 8:52:22 AM

fuckin 10/10

thread of the day

9/23/2008 8:54:00 AM

lulz

9/23/2008 9:32:46 AM

best parody ever!

9/23/2008 9:33:48 AM

Much better than the other thread.

9/23/2008 10:22:09 AM

I too, have made parody threads.

9/23/2008 10:23:00 AM

I too have been fellatiod badly

9/23/2008 10:49:48 AM

9/23/2008 10:54:57 AM

this is by far the best parody thread

9/23/2008 11:01:20 AM

Ohhh this made my day.

9/23/2008 11:14:21 AM

"kiljadn wins again!"


--30thAnnZ

9/23/2008 11:35:19 AM

solid ass parody.

Quote :

"because it's theater, and if you can act, then why not go ahead and get your dick wet?"

best part

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 12:00:48 PM

Quote :

"She sucked my cock, fell in love, and she was locked in. She's gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again. If she turns me down, she's gonna go straight to hell, she won't pass go, she'll never fuckin' win. She's the cunt that thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit. As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. 'Cause she's my zombie. I captured that mother fucker, and she's my cassette. I want that cock sucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars. If she can't do it I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it. If you got a dowry of five thousand dollars, come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, then you can join me for eternal time. "

9/23/2008 12:18:46 PM

PLEASE this is a terrible parody


message_topic.aspx?topic=513043
message_topic.aspx?topic=513797

i was doin this shit before you were born.
I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/23/2008 1:38:26 PM

wait till evan finds this shit and makes a parody. nightmare city

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 1:43 PM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 1:43:34 PM

ttt

9/23/2008 2:37:48 PM

this thread can only provide one lol, once read its not funny again so stop bttting it

9/23/2008 2:55:35 PM

^Got to keep it alive for others though.

9/23/2008 3:00:09 PM

haha. it still makes me chuckle everytime I read it.

9/23/2008 3:00:55 PM

Quote :

"I've been doing this to all the girls in the class, because it's theater, and if you can act, then why not go ahead and get your dick wet?"

Brick, I'll have to buy you a drink for this one, buhahaha.

Quote :

"PLEASE this is a terrible parody message_topic.aspx?topic=513043 message_topic.aspx?topic=513797 i was doin this shit before you were born. I'm walls1441 and i approved this message."

Apparently someone wasn't hugged enough as a child. This thread isn't about you, lil fella. Also, someone who claims to know funny would realize that walls approved shit is a redundancy.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 4:41 PM. Reason : a]

9/23/2008 4:41:24 PM

before I was born?



motherfucker, do you even know who the fuck i am?


a good 75% of the shit you do on here I wrote the book on


and the other 25% I fucking tutor for




get that shit off this fucking system, son.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 6:05 PM. Reason : also bttt]

9/23/2008 6:04:57 PM

i wouldn't be taking credit for the unfunny shit he does on here.

9/23/2008 6:09:11 PM

still funny.

9/23/2008 6:09:23 PM

well i got exactly what i wanted out of this thread.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/23/2008 6:15:52 PM

How has this not made it in here yet?

9/23/2008 6:17:47 PM

Goof Juice and I agree: Great parroty

9/23/2008 9:02:32 PM