unless I'm sick. So even when I wake up in the morning, and have to dook, I'll hold it and wait until I get to work.
Pooping always feels better when you know you're getting paid to do it.
The only real drawback is when somone else comes into the bathroom and destroys my sanctuary with their groans, splats, drips, and smells.

9/25/2008 9:22:33 AM

<3 Geoffrey

9/25/2008 9:23:23 AM

Quote :

"Pooping always feels better when you know you're getting paid to do it. The only real drawback is when somone else comes into the bathroom and destroys my sanctuary with their groans, splats, drips, and smells."

plus, here at work we have those oblong toilets, which are way more comfortable than the relatively circular ones i have at home

9/25/2008 9:25:07 AM

9/25/2008 9:25:26 AM

I like to calculate how much I get paid for the dump I just took...

9/25/2008 9:26:08 AM

hahaha i found out i don't poop as much when i'm stressed...


ohh and i've found eating double fiber bread makes me poop twice as much which is awesome cause poop is like food that didn't get burned so its my new form of dieting....

pooping alot... not to be confused with taking laxatives... cause its still whole poops...

9/25/2008 9:26:09 AM

<3 jobel

9/25/2008 9:26:13 AM

i poop once a day and its generally about a foot long each time. its awesome.

and yes at work is much better, b/c you can take as long as you want and when you come back downstairs you're girlfriend isn't wondering why you've been gone so long

9/25/2008 10:02:02 AM

I've been pooping every other day this past week. Lots of black poop.

9/25/2008 10:03:38 AM

That's more than I usually poop.

9/25/2008 10:04:22 AM

I poop 2 or 3 times a day. Lately though, I've gotten into a cycle of pooping when I immediately wake up in the morning. It's been kinda nice.

9/25/2008 10:09:39 AM

You gotta eat food to poop.

9/25/2008 10:09:48 AM

this thread is disgusting

9/25/2008 10:13:08 AM

eat a couple of bowls of fiberone and then a few apples throughout the day

you'll be amazed

9/25/2008 10:14:05 AM

my breakfast usually consist of a whole grain cholesterol free blueberry muffin or bagel

an apple

and milk


(then coffee about an hour later)

9/25/2008 10:19:34 AM

Some show the other day said "normal" is between 3 times a day and 3 times a week. That seems like a really big range. It's like, as long as you go sometimes, that's cool.

9/25/2008 10:22:01 AM

that being said, sometimes I will not poop on the weekends. I just won't have to go....

but as soon as monday morning gets here, my guts start rumbling

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 10:26 AM. Reason : d]

9/25/2008 10:24:07 AM

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 10:25 AM. Reason : I haven't found a better time to post this]

9/25/2008 10:24:44 AM

that man made a thread about shit

9/25/2008 10:34:58 AM

Quote :

"Pooping always feels better when you know you're getting paid to do it. The only real drawback is when somone else comes into the bathroom and destroys my sanctuary with their groans, splats, drips, and smells."

9/25/2008 10:35:56 AM

evan, poop, your thoughts?

9/25/2008 10:49:45 AM

I'm a multi-times a day pooper.

9/25/2008 12:08:38 PM

any squatters around here?

9/25/2008 1:02:41 PM

9/25/2008 2:47:37 PM

Coffee has a laxative effect.

9/25/2008 4:38:41 PM

Quote :

"Pooping always feels better when you know you're getting paid to do it."

instant classic

9/25/2008 4:39:56 PM

except its old...there have been a few threads about shitting on the clock while i've been here.

9/25/2008 4:41:03 PM

yucky i don't like to poop in public

9/25/2008 4:41:13 PM

I enjoy the ass naked poop. Can't really do that on the job.

9/25/2008 4:41:35 PM