per a relative that won't stop sending me this shit

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"This is from Mark Arnold- Breck's dad. Amazing testimony.... Sent: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 3:29 pm Subject: Pastor gives message to McCain & Palin from God Dear Friend: This past Tuesday, the McCain / Palin Bus came through a little town called, Lebanon, Ohio. The LORD allowed me to go to the Rally giving them a message that He wanted me to personally deliver. Sunday Night - a burden hit me that would only shake me to my knees - I prayed and wept for our Nation. Never has my heart been so broken before God. I literally interceded for these wonderful people who do not deserve all the hate against them. The GOD-Haters are going to try everything to stop them, but they will not succeed! God is not pleased with the "bashing" in the News of this "Anointed" person. He has called her for this time! I promised God that I would pray and hold them up in prayer. I would "listen" out and be mindful of where they were. The following day is important in this time-line...because I didn't even know until God spoke to me... Monday and into Monday Night - the burden of prayer was so heavy that I was literally shaking and could not stop weeping. I didn't know that they were coming to Ohio. I prayed and walked and wept and walked. I prayed and prayed and wept and prayed... Tuesday at 2:00 A.M. - God spoke these words to me - "...Go turn the Radio on!" Immediately the the Reporter's Words were - "McCain & Palin Bus to be in Lebanon later this morning for a 10:00 A.M. Rally!" Immediately on hearing that news, I heard God again... God said, "You are to go. You will meet them and give them a message for Me!" I prayed as an intercessor and went to a place in prayer that I don't think I've ever been...because the LORD had just visited me...and I knew I was on a "Mission." I had now been up since Sunday NIght...and now it's Tuesday and I've got to go on the "WORD of the LORD." He sure became My Strength as this unfolds... I didn't stop praying until I drove over to the town and parked the car. The News would later report they were expecting 5,000 people and the actual head-count of those who had been scanned was more than 10,000 people. I simply obeyed...and God actually told me where to stand, who to talk to...and when to be on the move. I had sure learned on the Mission Field, when God wants to open a door, He will do it at the appropriate time. He always has someone to assist...and even those standing beside you may just be an Angel. I struck up a conversation with an agent on the ground - he simply said, "I can't allow you to stand here!" Here is where the bus was going to actual pull up to. They had to make a much larger perimeter so the entire area was now being moved back several blocks. The only other thing he told me to do was to go through the metal detector zone and just watch from the back. So, that's what I did. Due to sensitivity of the internet...I can't share much of the story as to what happened next was a definite GOD THING ALL THE WAY. Looking over the shoulders and backs and heads of all those people...I knew it would take a miracle for what GOD told me to do. As I was standing there, two Boy Scouts came running up my back...literally, they almost knocked me to the ground because they were running so fast behind me...up my back and over to the right. These Boy Scouts were about Junior High Age. Their Scout Leader and several others were behind them...but as the two out front was trying to push through the crowd, saying they were late...the smaller scouts were left in their dust. The Scout Leader who was with a McCain Rep from the State grabbed me and told me bring the other Scouts up front as they try to keep up with the first two that just came through. I just became the leader of the rest of the Scouts to lead them right up front and center. As the Rep was shouting back at me...to bring the Scouts forward...the people parted just like God parted the Red Sea. I marched them boys right up front and to the right of the stage as one was looking from the back. When I got there I was fifteen feet from the podium. GOD said, "Stand here, and don't move from this spot." Within five minutes...the bus pulled up and around the other side McCain, Sarah Palin and her husband Todd stepped up and the speeches took off. I was where God placed me...and even Sarah Palin and Todd were standing on my side of the stage. I made eye contact, I gave them thumbs up gestures...and I knew they were just happy to see me standing there. Ha Ha When they came around the podium and started on the other side, I knew they were coming right toward me, a little lady who stood by me, reached up and told the Rep that they had promised a Picture with her because she was the one who had lost a son in Iraq, recently. The Rep confirmed she would get a pic with them and they would talk to her. When McCain came to hug her... he immdiately shook my hand and following his moment with her, I shook his hand as he grabbed my hand, now for the second time, and I said, "God wants you to know that I'm praying for you, Sir!" He thanked me and kept smiling. I repeated that phrase to him five times. He grabbed my hands and looked right into my eyes and said, "I won't make it without prayer. Sir, Thank You for praying for me, and don't let one day go by that you don't pray for me. I need all the prayers that I can get. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!" As he moved to my right, Sarah Palin, came over to my left side...standing over the crowd and then looking at the little lady who had lost the son. It took a moment for her to shake some hands and people were pushing in all around. Sarah came and got on her hands and knees on that side of the stage and hugged that little Mom, telling her, "...it was not in vain." She promised her support. It was at this moment Sarah Palin, reached out for me to help her up and as I was assisting her to stand I was now face to face with her and GOD said, "Open up your Mouth and I will fill it." Here is what came out... "God wants you to know that you are a present day Esther!" [She immdiately began to cry]! "God wants to tell you that you are Chosen for such a time as this!" "You are called, and chosen to be a leader." "Don't lose heart and don't fear man." "The news and nay-sayers and criticizers are going to be very hateful toward you... and in the days ahead they are going to turn up the heat...but do not fear." "You are a present day Esther." You are an Esther. You are an Esther! "Keep your eyes on GOD and know that He has chosen you to Reign!" "Stay strong...be strong...don't tire. Don't be weary in well-doing. Be strong." Her husband Todd came over and I told him what I told her. He began to cry. I emphasized the fact that he was to guard her at this time...and know that "...she is GOD-CALLED and GOD-ANOINTED." "...this is a GOD-THING and your wife is a Present day Esther...she is for God to use at this time...She is an Esther...she is an Esther...she is an Esther." "You will be hated...but stand strong...GOD has called both of you to stand!" "We are praying and I am praying for you...!" At this moment, McCain came right to where I was finishing talking to Todd and I told Mr. McCain exactly what I told to Sarah and Todd Palin. "Mr. McCain, ...they are called of God and she is an Esther." "Don't lose hope and don't lose heart." "We are praying for all of you!" He shook my hand and with a deep look of understanding what I had just said, he said, "Thank you for your prayers and support...I really do mean that!" And he turned and shook more hands...and I watched them as they went through the crowd. When I got to my car I sat there for quite a long time...knowing the GOD of the Universe had just used me to deliver a message confirming to Sarah and Todd to realize they are truly chosen vessels of God. I wept. I have not stopped praying and crying. My heart is full knowing they had to have all the staging and all the hype and all the crowd...but the GOD of Heaven and Earth...wanted to give them a Divine-God-Appointment! To God be all the GLORY and HONOR. If anyone wants to know if I believe God can speak. Yes...Absolutely, is my Answer! Be praying for me...and let me know what you think about all of this. Burdened for all of our Leaders! Pastor Mark Arnold "

Are you fucking kidding me.

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : ]

9/26/2008 1:38:28 PM

ookie dokie

9/26/2008 1:39:17 PM

jesus titty fucking..... Palin?

9/26/2008 1:39:39 PM

words

9/26/2008 1:39:57 PM

1. learn english
2. words
3. bow-chick-a-bow-wow

9/26/2008 1:40:28 PM

9/26/2008 1:43:14 PM

tc;dr

9/26/2008 1:45:05 PM

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"GOD said, "Open up your Mouth and I will fill it.""

9/26/2008 1:49:04 PM

I can't believe I read that whole thing.

9/26/2008 1:55:02 PM

Quote :

"LEFT WING TESTICLEJOB"

9/26/2008 1:55:53 PM

10/2/2008 6:29:32 PM

no worse than the nutjob left wingers

10/2/2008 6:32:09 PM

Much like the moon landing, this did not occur.


Palin crying at a rally? That shit would've been headline news.


Come the fuck on. And these morons are buying this shit wholesale and telling their friends about it like it's a great deal.

10/2/2008 7:35:08 PM

oh, gawd, i've been through lebanon ohio.

that place is a shithole.

10/2/2008 7:46:27 PM

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"Due to sensitivity of the internet...I can't share much of the story as to what happened next was a definite GOD THING ALL THE WAY. "

The internet....sensitive bidness.

10/2/2008 7:50:01 PM

ESTHER



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther



Esther was an Israelite who married the Persian king, during the period of the Israelite's exile after the Babylonian conquest. As a result of Esther's intervention and influence, Persian Jews lived in Persia (modern Iran) for 2400 years thereafter. Esther's husband Ahasuerus followed in the footsteps of Cyrus the Great, in showing mercy to the Jews of Persia

Sarah Palin is totally like that

Yup. she's saving her people from exile by marrying a pagan king.

totally.








[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 7:58 PM. Reason : ]

10/2/2008 7:54:01 PM

there's stuff that's just as out there coming from the left. it's just in a different form.

10/2/2008 7:57:14 PM

nope. not really.

of course theres some silly stuff here and there ... but as far as pure, abject, and 100% complete retardation?? rightwing moonbats got everyone beat.

hands down.






[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 8:01 PM. Reason : ]

10/2/2008 8:00:06 PM

^

10/2/2008 11:26:54 PM

Quote :

"Sarah Palin is totally like that"

lol

10/2/2008 11:29:07 PM

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"Subject: ACCORDING TO REVELATIONS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a matter ofopinion and opinions are like (well you know) everybody has one. My personal opinion? I agree. ******************************* A lot of Americanshave become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience tothemselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history.. They really happened!!! Do you remember? 1. 1968 BobbyKennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist. 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists. 3. In 1979, the USembassy in Iranwas taken over by Muslim male extremists. 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists. 5. In 1983, the US Marinebarracks in Beirut was blown upby Muslim male extremists. 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year oldAmerican passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists. 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy divertrying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists. ( remember the pilotof this flight was from Richmond , MO ) 8. In 1988 , PanAm Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists. 9. In 1993 the World Trade Centerwas bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists. 10. In 1998, the USembassies in Kenya and Tanzania werebombed by Muslim male extremists. 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to takedown the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon andthe other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people werekilled by Muslim male extremists. 12. In 2002 the United Statesfought a war in Afghanistanagainst Muslim male extremists. 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by--you guessed it-- Muslim male extremists. Now, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure weAmericans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport securityscreeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people... Absolutely NoProfiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of thePresident's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winnerand former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty ofprofiling. According to The Book of Revelation: The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who willdeceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-likeappeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promisefalse hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroyeverything. And Now: For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of Americawant to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet -- ThePresidency of the United states of America . A Male of Muslim descent who isthe most extremely liberal Senator in Congress (in other words anextremist) and in his 40's. Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or justtheir Power of Reason ??? I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the 'unknown' Candidate Obama... Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story ' ForestGump' so Aptly put it, 'Stupid Is As Stupid Does' Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or Media outlet...do it! Or again. . . Just delete if you disagree. "

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I loved the part about "muslim" being in revelations.... AHAHAHAHA

10/11/2008 9:40:19 AM

10/11/2008 9:45:49 AM

I, too, have right-wing relatives

10/11/2008 10:37:09 AM

I got this same shit from a member of my family.

It stopped when I replied with UNSUBSCRIBE

10/11/2008 10:47:02 AM

did not read

10/11/2008 10:47:29 AM

lol the religion of Islam wasn't even founded until after the book of revelation was completed.

sad part is christians will eat this shit up and believe it.

10/11/2008 10:55:53 AM

wait.

republicans are fucked in the head?

i am shocked, sir.

absolutely shocked.

10/11/2008 11:00:48 AM

Some girl from my high school posted that AntiChrist BS on myspace and I ripped her a new one.

And how can you be of "MUSLIM descent"?

10/11/2008 11:38:11 AM

At least our crazies are in the emails. Left wing nutjobs call Obama the Messiah and The Chosen One at church.

10/11/2008 11:49:33 AM

the unifying factor amongst all this crazy horseshit seems to be CHURCH

so maybe it isn't LEFTWING or RIGHTWING but RELIGION that makes people so FUCKING RETARDED

honestly people

10/11/2008 12:01:23 PM

TL;DR

10/11/2008 12:04:05 PM

No denying that.

The reliance on religion by this faction of the party is funny/sad in itself, but their lack of basic understanding the basic of their "book" adds another layer of humor.

HE'S A PASTOR....HE MUST BE R'IGHT

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:08 PM. Reason : ]

10/11/2008 12:07:52 PM

ive heard obama as being the antichrist AND the next messiah.
several times



[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 12:08 PM. Reason : uoioi]

10/11/2008 12:08:41 PM

why do dumb people make everything so drastic??

10/11/2008 12:12:17 PM

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"so maybe it isn't LEFTWING or RIGHTWING but RELIGION that makes people so FUCKING RETARDED"

truth.

10/11/2008 12:13:51 PM

I know plenty of reasonable conservatives and liberals... and I don't mean centrists - people with REAL opinions

their heads aren't clouded with ancient myths that tell them to fear and hate and kill
because of this you can have a logical and civil conversation with them EVEN IF you disagree... its awesome

10/11/2008 12:20:12 PM

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"so maybe it isn't LEFTWING or RIGHTWING but RELIGION that makes people so FUCKING RETARDED"

In the hands of a weak minded person yes .... religion can be cause people to do some fucked up things...

But so can rap... death metal ..... and video games... but is that really their fault ??

10/11/2008 12:26:19 PM

religion is SO rightwing

10/11/2008 12:27:07 PM

ya

i got this shit a week ago

10/11/2008 8:19:55 PM

[words]

10/11/2008 8:55:16 PM

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"GOD said, "Open up your Mouth and I will fill it." "

no that was R. Kelly.

10/11/2008 9:03:05 PM

don't the right wingers hate Jews or Isrealites ? am I missing something here.

10/11/2008 9:05:40 PM

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"this is a GOD-THING"

hahahaha

10/11/2008 9:50:21 PM

that email is almost as retarded as the concept of socialized healthcare.

10/11/2008 9:51:21 PM

Conservatives are like snakes and black people


they're more afraid of you than you are of them

10/11/2008 9:59:41 PM

are you saying that snakes are afraid of me or snakes are afraid of black people?

10/11/2008 10:08:09 PM

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"Your new Christmas button Its OK to say Merry Christmas Help preserve our tradition of saying Merry Christmas by sponsoring Project Merry Christmas in your church. It's hard to believe that there are companies and individuals who want to ban "Merry Christmas" and replace it with "Holiday Greetings" because, they say, they don't want to offend anyone. Christians can take a stand and proclaim to our communities that Christmas is not just a winter holiday focused on materialism, but a "holy day" when we celebrate the birth of our Savior. We can do it in a gentle and effective way by wearing the Its OK to say Merry Christmas button. You can help preserve our tradition of greeting others with a Merry Christmas by taking a vital leadership role in AFA "Project Merry Christmas." Here's how. AFA is making available an attractive button and Glossy Sticker that carry on our tradition of saying "It's OK to say Merry Christmas." Purchase enough buttons for each member of your church and enough Glossy Stickers for each family to have one to go on their automobile. Urge your fellow members to wear their buttons and display the Glossy Stickers during the entire Christmas season. If you are unable to sponsor your church yourself, ask your Sunday School class to make it a class project. You can even order buttons and Glossy Stickers to share with co-workers, children in Christian schools, customers, etc. Some might think simply wearing a button or displaying a Glossy Sticker is a small thing, but God can use small things to make a big point, and to create opportunities to share the Good News. And what a great time to do that at Christmas! AFA is asking individuals like you in thousands of communities across the nation to head up this project in their local churches. Your willingness to underwrite the cost for your church and enthusiastically promote this project is the key to making an impact in your area. Click Here to Order  Sincerely, Donald E. Wildmon, Chairman American Family Association "

Damn, this shit again???? Even FOX News dropped this idiocy.

10/15/2008 9:23:45 PM

hey how about some stats... just so this post isn't 99% content free...
Source...
looking on snopes.com on 10/15/08 for the latest political spam lists on all on the tickets.
name, total, false, true, % of total spam
obama, 41, 25, 4, 65%
mcain, 10, 5, 2, 16%
palin, 10, 5, 1, 16%
biden, 2, 1, 0, 3%

65% of all snopes political spam are about obama and 61% of all of them are completely false.

I don't really remember the last "left wing"/liberal spam I've received from friends and family... And I'd have to say most are liberal...and even very left... But just one or two "right wing"/conservatives send a majority of the crap that I need to reply with snopes link for the bullshit. (Internet + Rove=spreading bullshit efficiently)

They don't even consider checking if it's a FACT... if the tale supports their current position(or friends), then they HAVE to tell EVERYBODY... Just to remind them of what a right wing nut they are. It's actually kinda sad...
TWW is full of the "I'm 100% right %100 of the time... so, since you disagree, you're evil" ...
Sounds "JUST LIKE RELIGION"

10/15/2008 10:31:35 PM

Nice find on the stats.


But, you might want to look up the word "content"

10/15/2008 10:41:27 PM

this is why I block emails from relatives. If it's important, they can call.

10/15/2008 10:46:39 PM