i really do

9/27/2008 11:37:07 PM

k

9/27/2008 11:37:20 PM

hawt

9/27/2008 11:38:12 PM

loosen up man. some chicks are just into that kinda stuff

9/27/2008 11:38:38 PM

quit being a dick and breaking the law

or

quit being a pussy and let her put them on you

9/27/2008 11:39:49 PM

9/27/2008 11:42:08 PM

I've only had them put on me for legal reasons once, I was PISSED

9/27/2008 11:46:06 PM

i can count more than a handfull and it hasnt been in a sexual act

9/27/2008 11:47:07 PM

they're demoralizing

9/27/2008 11:50:00 PM

9/27/2008 11:54:27 PM

^ best thing you've ever posted

9/28/2008 1:05:10 AM

::expected a take on the "I fucking love coloring" pic::

9/28/2008 1:09:13 AM

... mmm.. I fucking love handcuffs

9/28/2008 1:17:27 AM

I'm wishy washy on handcuffs. I'll throw them on my gf in a heart beat though.

9/28/2008 1:35:33 AM

ok we need the backstory, silly

9/28/2008 1:36:36 AM

When I put them on her, I'll do stuff to her that she thinks she doesn't want, but can't do anything about it anyways, so she just learns to like it.

9/28/2008 1:38:30 AM

lol not you

9/28/2008 1:38:57 AM

lol sowwy

9/28/2008 1:42:01 AM

good to know though....i spose

9/28/2008 1:43:18 AM

the one time cops tried to handcuff me they had a hell of a time figuring out how to do it

they tried using one of my pants belt loops but the fabric ripped. so all they had left was one of those complete restraint system, with leg cuffs and a chain around my waist

9/28/2008 8:54:29 AM

what were you arrested for Joe?

9/28/2008 9:15:24 AM

hahaha i have the power to reddex all his carlface pics...

or... make them a pic of a giant penis...

9/28/2008 9:24:12 AM

^^ got caught with some weed.

9/28/2008 10:04:52 AM

EPIC LULZ JOE!

9/28/2008 10:06:50 AM

oh snap!!1

9/28/2008 10:12:59 AM

looking back at it now, it is kinda funny. but i was really going through a rough spot back then, and a small possession charge (got dropped thanks to awesome lawyers) was the least of my worries. i was so messed up i didn't even care

9/28/2008 10:14:27 AM

well, I'm glad that you're with us now

just think of how much more you give to society than a cop

9/28/2008 10:17:07 AM

yessir

9/28/2008 10:18:30 AM

have you ever considered, ya know, ...



?

9/28/2008 10:18:39 AM

i dont think anybody here knows this was a parody thread. i fucking win

9/28/2008 9:04:56 PM

no i don't like doing that...

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 9:06 PM. Reason : nvm]

9/28/2008 9:06:19 PM

oh well

9/28/2008 9:08:47 PM

Quote :

"When I put them on her, I'll do stuff to her that she thinks she doesn't want, but can't do anything about it anyways, so she just learns to like it."

<3

9/28/2008 9:10:53 PM

Hahah, best line I ever got:

"Are you into anal?"

"Nope."

"You'll learn."

9/28/2008 10:48:20 PM

the funniest part of the whole situation was when the belt/key loop ripped (they were gym shorts i think), and i started laughing because the cops were full of fail

the cops then pinned me down on the hood of the car and said in their tough voice "you think this is funny? you gonna be laughing when we charge you with resisting arrest?"

i just smirked and thats when they pulled out the shackles and cuffed my feet and hand to a waist belt. i couldn't move after that my flip flops had fallen off by that point, and the cop was like "get them if you want them." fucker wouldn't even help me stand up to get them, was too busy stealing shit out of my car

10/1/2008 7:50:28 AM

kodiak won this thread.

10/1/2008 8:05:00 AM

hey man dont be makin fun of my chargers now

10/1/2008 8:32:13 AM