at a wedding. what is the statute of limitations on that? do i have a year to get married or else im cursed forever? because i'll be goddamned if im getting hitched anytime soon.

i didn't even mean to catch it. it just came to me and it was about to hit my face, so i caught it.

yeah...i might as well break some mirrors.

9/28/2008 2:09:57 AM

nah, I think you're ok.

I think I caught a bouquet when I was like 6 and I turned out alright.

but I do believe it can be turned in for a free pass to sleep with the maid of honor.

9/28/2008 2:11:36 AM

I'd take the sleeping with maid of honor option

9/28/2008 2:12:08 AM

omfg i tried! but she left early.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:14 AM. Reason : ]

9/28/2008 2:12:17 AM

its kinda too late for that

9/28/2008 2:12:24 AM

hmmm... I also think it's good for a second piece of cake.

although neither option does you much good at this point.

file the knowledge away for future use.

9/28/2008 2:14:17 AM

i feel like the only single man left in the world.

9/28/2008 2:14:58 AM

so this Sayer fellow is banging out the bridesmaid....

congrats

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:15 AM. Reason : c]

9/28/2008 2:15:32 AM

dudes married before age 35 are morons

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:30 AM. Reason : d]

9/28/2008 2:17:13 AM

i think it means you're going to find your bride soon

9/28/2008 2:25:04 AM

that scares me.

9/28/2008 2:26:08 AM

ahahaha you caught the bouquet?

grats to thee, sir.

9/28/2008 2:38:52 AM

Or maybe you'll find a groom since the women are supposed to catch the bouquet and the men the garter.

9/28/2008 2:56:41 AM

Quote :

"dudes married before age 35 are morons"

gimme mo advice daddy

9/28/2008 2:58:06 AM

Quote :

"i think it means you're going to find your bridehusband soon"

sorry, looks like you have to be gay now.

9/28/2008 3:11:18 AM

Awww, poor Johnny THHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

9/28/2008 9:43:48 AM

Quote :

"dudes married before age 35 are morons"

Anyone(male or female) who puts an age limit(upper or lower) on marriage is a moron. You do it when you are ready.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 10:48 AM. Reason : a]

9/28/2008 10:48:15 AM

you should have given it to the nicest looking girl near you and said "bwn?"
i mean, unless its chocolates or money or something, what will ya do with it?

9/28/2008 10:51:41 AM

what the heck... tww back in time??

neither mel or amy have posted in 4 ever.


not since i graduated.

9/28/2008 10:57:25 AM

Congrats, Johnny. You're gonna look great in that white dress!

9/28/2008 11:17:20 AM

i don't know if he's allowed to wear white..

9/28/2008 11:18:57 AM

i caught that shit when i was 5; i pulled some other girl's hair to get it. then i brought it to kindergarten for show-and-tell and thought i was a BAMF.

9/28/2008 11:41:22 AM

I nominate sumfoo1 for winner of this thread

9/28/2008 12:18:59 PM