http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/13/unruly-children-in-the-christian-home/

enjoy

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9/28/2008 2:30:36 AM

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"Also look for streaks of dyed hair on girls and frosted tips on boys. This is a sign that they are experimenting with homosexuality. While the child is asleep take a pair of scissors and cut their hair."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

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"Paintball has become a recreational favorite for the lower class child. It is cheap, does not require any skills, and offers many hiding places during the course of a game for these children to take drugs and experiment with same sex acts."

wait wat


there are too many things to quote in this... it can't be real...

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9/28/2008 2:33:02 AM

what stupid fucks

9/28/2008 2:38:02 AM

hahahaha woodwinds are instruments of the devil!!!

9/28/2008 2:50:33 AM

SOMEBODY ON THERE WATCHED FIGHT CLUB TOO MANY TIMES.

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"Parents with the means to do so should take their child to a Board Certified Plastic Surgeon and have the damaged reversed. If as a parent you cannot afford professional, proper removal of the tattoos there are several remedies available on the internet which suggest that Sulfuric Acid or Lye can be useful."

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD PROPER MEDICAL TREATMENT, BURN THE TATTOO OFF WITH A STRONG ACID OR BASE. THIS OF COURSE COMES AFTER THEY MENTION THAT TATTOOS ARE USED TO HIDE NEEDLE MARKS AND BRUISING FROM SEXUAL ACTS.


"QUICK DUDE, WE JUST SHOT UP SOME MARIJUANA, WE BETTER GET ANOTHER TATTOO NOW. DAMN MAN, MY WHOLE BODY IS ALREADY TATTOOED THOUGH BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE TIME I SHOOT UP ON WEED I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER TATTOO TO COVER THE NEW MARK. I CAN'T COVER UP THIS NEEDLE MARK. FUCK DUDE, HOW ARE WE GOING TO HIDE THIS FROM MOTHER?"

"WAIT, YOU CAN SHOOT UP WEED?"

"FUUUUUUCK."


"DAMN, MY BF HIT MY FACE AGAIN, I'D BETTER GO GET A TATTOO BEFORE I GO HOME. THEN MY PARENTS WONT NOTICE."

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"Connie Mack Says: August 13, 2007 at 9:52 am I agree with everything I have read, comments included. As a mother of saved teenage girls who have never given me cause to distrust them this obviously isn’t applicable to me. For those who aren’t so fortunate, Lynelle, who has had some trouble in the past that we won’t mention this, is a valuable lesson. I have only had to spank my oldest child once when she climbed inside the fireplace and got her Easter dress covered with soot. That was years ago and after the beating she got we haven’t had a bit of trouble from her again. Our youngest has always been a little angel as well. I am very blessed to have raised my children knowing right from wrong. Too many parents are not as fortunate as I or either they are just too lazy to lay down the law early. Wonderful topic this morning! TD, call me later. I have big NEWS on the H.T. front. Love you, sis!"

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"Connie Mack!! Have you no shame, girl? There are some things told to you in confidence that should remain there. Do I have to call secret every time we talk? :-) Now that you have gone and opened it up I will put any minds to ease who think the worst of my boys. My middle boy, who is 14 now, recently discovered that he was goring up. I walked in on him, shall we say, taking care of business :-D, and this was not something a mother ever wants to see. In our home we have taught the boys that while having nocturnal emissions is something that they can’t always avoid, self-abuse on the other hand, is. When they give their minds over to impure thoughts it takes away from the part of them belongs to God and allows evil to take over. After a very long talk with his father, an written apology letter to me and to God for sinning, we decided it best to remove the door from his room and the boy’s bath so that little problem would exist no more. There you have it. Connie, I could just strangle you some times! :-) But I love ya anyway. God Bless! :-) Lynelle"

SOMEBODY'S PISSED AT LYNELLE

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"Lynelle, I am a little startled at the permissiveness with which you run your house. You wrote, “In our home we have taught the boys that while having nocturnal emissions is something that they can’t always avoid…” Well, in my home they were. I had four boys and they were so pure in the love of the Lord, nary a one of them ever spilt his seed in anything but a Christian vagina and only then with the intention of making a good Christian baby at that. I hate to say it, but it is your kind of liberal parenting that resulted in all of my boys having wives that left them for other men. As far as I know, one of them could have been your son. To each his (or her) own, I guess, but for all you Christian parents with young children out there, be careful what you teach your children, they only have one soul. With the fact that I am a little stricter than most parents in mind (I guess), I would like to offer that my wife always made our boys their pants, because you cannot buy pants without pockets. Pockets are the devil’s favorite way to lure young men into onanism."

THE PROBLEM IS YOU RAISED 4 SUB-MINUTE MEN WHO ARE ALL PSYCHO SERIAL KILLERS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LET THEM JACK OFF.

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9/28/2008 2:55:10 AM

Oh don't worry guys, they'll fix this comment. Everything that's posted that goes against the grain is heavily edited, 1984 style.

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"Michael Toddson Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation. September 28, 2008 at 5:36 am Ah, yes. Everything is someone else’s fault and your interpretation of vague texts are infallible. Homosexuality isn’t learned, you’re born with it. You aren’t going to beat it out of someone nor will you simply cut it out of their hair. Paintball and skateboarding have nothing to do with drugs. Tattoos to cover up a bruise or needle tracks? Are you kidding me? have you seen either of those before? Can you personally imagine anyone so stupid as to get a permanent tattoo because they have a bruise? If it’s somewhere that you can see, such as on your face, then a tattoo would be pretty stupid considering most bruises would be gone in a week. If it’s a “sexual bruise” (Whatever that is, I wouldn’t know) then they don’t need a tattoo to cover it up unless you guys examine your teenager’s genitals daily, which is very strange. Your sons will masturbate with or without a door by the way. You can’t stand in their doorway all night long, nor can you be with them 100% of every waking moment. When you’re asleep they’ll get the job done, don’t worry. :-)"

I figure the people that actually see what I wrote before it gets edited will now have nightmares about their kids going to hell for masturbating. Unfortunately there's the very real possibility that they'll install a camera in their kids rooms now.

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9/28/2008 5:40:30 AM

Dudical McNiggatron Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
September 28, 2008 at 6:28 am
You’re all fucking retarded.

9/28/2008 6:28:51 AM

YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO MODERATE THAT SHIT RIGHT OUT OF THERE SON. I CAN'T SEE YOUR POST SO I ASSUME NOBODY CAN SEE MINE EITHER. IT'S A REAL LIFE 1984 UP IN THAT BITCH.

9/28/2008 6:30:57 AM

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"In the past it was only Negro children who wore their pants below their wastes, exposing their buttocks in order to show off their willingness to have carnal relations. This trend started when colored rap musicians realized that hyper sexuality sells records. Effeminate gold chains are also part of this cultural fad in order to entice homosexual fans. . . . . . . . . Parents should destroy all of their child’s “Rap” and “slut” clothing immediately upon discovery and force their child to wear normal, appropriately fitting attire. "

LOL, wow . . just wow.
I don't know whether to laugh or be afraid

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9/28/2008 8:57:51 AM