So I come home lastnight and im getting ready to go out and get my part on. Im brushing way back on my tongue with my mouth open as wide as i could and it f**king got stuck. so me and my room are freaking out looking for sh*t on the internet on how to get it unstuck. finally we head down to urgent care and we show up and they say there is nothing we can do you have to go to the ER to get it popped back into place. So after an hour of my jaw being stuck wide open we head to the ER. We show up and they have me fill out some paper work and wait in the waiting room. At this point my f**king head is killing me, my mouth is dry as balls and it hurts like a bitch to swallow. They offer me a morphine shot for while im waiting because i cant swallow a pill but i deny it wanna see a doc first. finally I get to the back and after 2.5 hours of having my jaw open I opt for the morphine drip (which was the greatest idea ever, felt soooo bomb.
So after 3 hours the doctor comes in and trys to put it back in place but my muscle are spasming which keeps it from being on the right track. he tells me and my room the only way to get it back is to put me under so my jaw will relax. it took another 30 minutes to get me hooked up to the heart monitor and get the respiratory specialist in there in case I stop breathing. I was resistant to the drug and he had to use twice as much as he has ever used on anyone and he said my jaw just slid back into place.

My jaw was stuck like this for 4 hours. WORST 4 hours of my life hands down(8 if you count that obamanation of a game). The morphine almost made it worth it though.

9/28/2008 11:49:10 AM

.........yo homes to bel-air

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 11:58 AM. Reason : lol holmes wtf]

9/28/2008 11:57:05 AM

It was God's wrath.

BTW, your spacebar stuck too?

9/28/2008 11:57:37 AM

lol that's pretty crazy

9/28/2008 12:01:39 PM

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"obamanation"

9/28/2008 12:07:12 PM

your mouth got stuck b.c you suck to much dick bro

9/28/2008 12:11:25 PM

Never heard of this before. Next time just get your roomie to knock you unconscious. It would be cheaper.

9/28/2008 12:39:26 PM

haha wtf

9/28/2008 12:40:17 PM

9/28/2008 12:45:29 PM

maybe you had reverse tetanus

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 1:01 PM. Reason : ]

9/28/2008 1:00:56 PM

Actually, there was one commercial where Mr. Reach opened his mouth so wide that both rows of teef were on the same plane, i.e. 180 degrees. That could be your problem.

9/28/2008 1:02:47 PM

Note to self. Don't brush tongue.

9/28/2008 1:17:40 PM

You really don't have to open your mouth that wide to brush your tongue.

9/28/2008 1:53:33 PM

dont lie. you know it happened when you were sucking the cock.

9/28/2008 2:03:17 PM

his 'roommate'

9/28/2008 2:08:10 PM

i whistled for a cab

9/28/2008 2:10:19 PM

my mouth was stuck closed one time, where I couldn't open it more than about a 1/4 inch.

9/28/2008 2:31:43 PM

be glad that I'm not your roommate
because I would have been throwing dirt and sand in your mouth when you weren't looking

9/28/2008 2:34:08 PM

I've had this happen to me before, but of course not from brushing my teeth/tongue. HA!!!
Took some ibuprofen and got a heating pad and a wet warm cloth and put that on my TMJ and fell asleep. Woke up fine, but had some pain in my TMJ for a few days.


Also, I've had my TMJ pop out of joint so that I couldn't open my mouth either. Was eating and it just stuck. Shit suckedddddddd.


^ AH HAAA!

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 2:38:49 PM

^ I don't know why, but reading that gave me a stiffy

9/28/2008 2:40:32 PM

Hmm...maybe b/c I was performing something I shouldn't have been doing at the time. LOL

9/28/2008 2:41:54 PM

it made me think my peen might be insufficient

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:42 PM. Reason : asdf]

9/28/2008 2:42:11 PM

Quote :

"Actually, there was one commercial where Mr. Reach opened his mouth so wide that both rows of teef were on the same plane, i.e. 180 degrees. That could be your problem."

I tried really hard to find that image...

9/28/2008 2:43:32 PM

lol @ wolfpck

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : lj]

9/28/2008 2:44:04 PM

you been sucking too much cock, b.

9/28/2008 2:49:41 PM

I am in love with this woman

9/28/2008 2:50:04 PM

^^ Nah, just too many BIG ones. Ah haa! j/k

^

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 2:51:56 PM

9/28/2008 2:52:27 PM

once again.. wolfpckgrl shows her classy side

9/28/2008 2:56:18 PM

haha. I was talking to him but anyways

9/28/2008 2:57:57 PM

I had a friend that when he yawned his jaw would get stuck open. Happened to him before school a couple times and he would have to go to the hospital to get it closed. My jaw locked shut for 3 days all the thickest thing i could eat was a sandwich that had been mashed up it SUCKED

9/28/2008 3:07:37 PM

this story has so many incorrect and impossible statements that i stopped counting...

suffice to say, it didn't happen.

9/28/2008 3:17:56 PM

Did he say it was TMJ? I think I have this sometimes.

9/28/2008 3:36:19 PM

and evan rapes the elephant in the room

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 3:37 PM. Reason : TMJ = Tasty Man Juice? Too Much Jizz?]

9/28/2008 3:36:22 PM

Quote :

"I had a friend that when he yawned his jaw would get stuck open. Happened to him before school a couple times and he would have to go to the hospital to get it closed. My jaw locked shut for 3 days all the thickest thing i could eat was a sandwich that had been mashed up it SUCKED"

sometimes when I yawn I get this really terrible numbness/pain for about 5 seconds. it's kind of like a charlie horse in my jaw. I have to remember never to yawn again

9/28/2008 3:39:32 PM

TMJ = tempro-mandibular joint

9/28/2008 3:57:31 PM

I want a morphine drip

9/28/2008 4:02:53 PM

Quote :

" sometimes when I yawn I get this really terrible numbness/pain for about 5 seconds. it's kind of like a charlie horse in my jaw. I have to remember never to yawn again "

yea that shit sucks happens to me all the time.

9/28/2008 4:24:54 PM