So, you've decided that you're going to have period sex - no, not the kind where you dress up in period costumes and then bang underneath your bustle, but the kind where the lady is menstruating. Yay for you! Here are some tips for an optimal experience.

1. Don't use gross euphemisms like "getting your red wings" - sure, having period sex for the first time is a rite of passage, but come on. Not cool.

2. A shower beforehand can help to staunch the flow a little bit, if you want to minimize the mess. Sex in the shower itself is always a good way to go, for easy clean up.

3. If you want to use a menstrual product while you're doing it to really minimize the blood, I recommend the Instead Softcup or the menstrual sponge. The sponge is 100% soft, while the cup has a hard (but flexible) edge that can sometimes be felt by the penetrating partner, depending on anatomy and positions. Both are used successfully by prostitutes who see clients while they are menstruating and don't want the guy to know about it.

4. Check out some menstrual porn: Furry Girl's Erotic Red is awesome and body positive, as is Bloody Trixie (the two models are pictured above). Stay away from the sites that fetishize menstrual products instead of celebrating the women themselves.

5. Just friggin' get messy. Self-consciousness can be an issue for the lady involved, but if you accept your period as a part of life and don't accept the idea that you should refrain from fucking for a week every month, you'll get over the ick factor. And remember: orgasms are a great way to relieve cramps. If that doesn't get you on the red sex train damn quickly, I don't know what will.

9/28/2008 9:33:21 PM

thanks for the tips

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/28/2008 9:34:04 PM

first and no

9/28/2008 9:35:10 PM

oh dear

9/28/2008 9:35:15 PM

THANKS FOR THAT

9/28/2008 9:35:24 PM

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". A shower beforehand can help to staunch the flow a little bit, if you want to minimize the mess."

Pray tell...how does a warm shower staunch the flow?

9/28/2008 9:36:15 PM

GET MESSY?

9/28/2008 9:36:54 PM

Oh yeah

This is where I post again about how great it is to not have a cycle

9/28/2008 9:37:16 PM

6. BJs are for shark week

9/28/2008 9:38:10 PM

i know w a lot of girls it stops when they're in water so maybe that has something to do with it

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/28/2008 9:38:21 PM

None of this addresses the smell. Though doing it in the shower might work.

9/28/2008 9:38:41 PM

it attracts bears?

9/28/2008 9:39:09 PM

GET MESSY

GET SOME ON THE CEILING, YOU RED BASTARD

9/28/2008 9:39:58 PM

In before "If the red river is flowing take the dirt path"

9/28/2008 9:43:04 PM

I don't get it. What are the chances of all of your girlfriends having the same period? That's yet another reason they shouldn't all know each other

9/28/2008 9:43:09 PM

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"i know w a lot of girls it stops when they're in water so maybe that has something to do with it"

Or, it just gets rid of the stuff that's already there, so things are cleaner for a bit

Warmth increases circulation. Of course, in the shower, there's not a sustained, direct application of heat to the girlpart area to have much effect, nor is one in the shower long enough to really get much effect. A warm bath will go a long way towards easing cramps, though.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 9:43 PM. Reason : i.e., people are stupid and it's all mental.]

9/28/2008 9:43:23 PM

I'm just saying that's what I've been told

9/28/2008 9:44:46 PM

9/28/2008 9:48:43 PM

NO

9/28/2008 9:49:14 PM

I to have had this type of sex..

9/28/2008 9:51:56 PM

This thread is relevant to my interests.

9/28/2008 9:52:01 PM

JESUS GOD SON, WHY?

9/28/2008 9:53:47 PM

I thought this type of sex only happened accidentally.

9/28/2008 10:00:48 PM

I just try not to look . . .

9/28/2008 10:01:37 PM

9/28/2008 10:06:06 PM

thats got to be a shitty way to get paid. only like 4-5 days out of the month for period porn

9/28/2008 10:21:10 PM

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"Just friggin' get messy. Self-consciousness can be an issue for the lady involved, but if you accept your period as a part of life and don't accept the idea that you should refrain from fucking for a week every month, "

thats longer than i thought

9/28/2008 10:59:21 PM

here's a tip: just stick it in and go to town

9/28/2008 11:14:26 PM

Guys do not know anything about a woman's period.
This thread is full of evidence.

9/28/2008 11:14:38 PM

this thread is full of experiance
fixed

9/28/2008 11:21:37 PM

here comes Bottombaby to inform us about how rednecks, pregnancy, and periods all involve sex better than us "educated" folk

9/28/2008 11:37:05 PM

9/28/2008 11:39:51 PM

Only to be performed in the shower

9/28/2008 11:43:19 PM

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"here comes Bottombaby to inform us about how rednecks, pregnancy, and periods all involve sex better than us "educated" folk"

Haven't you figured out by now that I am a crusader against misinformation? I didn't spend all of that time teaching sex ed for the sheer fun of it all.

9/28/2008 11:43:27 PM

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"don't accept the idea that you should refrain from fucking for a week every month"

I'm sorry, this type of sex is just gross.

9/29/2008 12:11:09 AM

9/29/2008 12:12:03 AM

1 Tip for HNot Menstrual Sex:

Wait till next fucking week when your bed won't get stained or smell funky, you are less likely to end up in a fistfight wondering HTF did that just happen, and you won't have to worry about big plugs of your hair getting ripped out.

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"Guys do not know anything about a woman's period."

That's by choice dear.

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 12:20 AM. Reason : l]

9/29/2008 12:16:39 AM

DON'T DO IT?

9/29/2008 12:54:18 AM

plus I'm pretty sure it says in the bible not to do this

9/29/2008 2:13:58 AM

This is JUST GROSS. I don't feel comfortable doing nor do I even want him to SEE that shit. YUCK!!!! And EVERY guy I've dated is like "What's good with some head then?" and we're both satisfied without feeling YUCKY.

9/29/2008 2:21:31 AM

I have no problem doing this when the flow is minimal. Of course when I'm off the pills I tend to get my horniest so therefore period sex happens more often than not. Luckily for me my flow "slows" at night (hardly a need for protection at night) so I know the risk of blood is a minimum.

A murder scene is not my style so I'll pass on the heavy days and get to nut sucking like a good little whore.

9/29/2008 2:25:05 AM

in the shower, and neither of you look down. Things start to get blurry/dizzy if you do. It also kills the mood.

9/29/2008 2:26:26 AM

you people are prudes

9/29/2008 3:08:15 AM

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"Murder Scene Sex"

9/29/2008 4:37:11 AM

bttt, just for fun and

12/3/2008 10:33:11 PM

I thought this type of sex only happened accidentally.

12/3/2008 10:35:32 PM

after your first time, period sex is no big deal

12/3/2008 10:35:51 PM

Californication cracked me up the other week...
from a review of the show:

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"Just in case the show hasn't overplayed the family-fornication dichotomy, it turns out the teacher is Becca's boyfriend's mom. And she's having her period. When Hank walks naked into the kitchen, a startled young Damien looks down and asks, "Mr. Moody? You fucked my mom? Did you hurt her?""

12/3/2008 10:37:55 PM

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"you people are prudes"

12/3/2008 10:42:44 PM

set em up

12/3/2008 10:46:20 PM