sharp stomach pains. upper/center abdomen.
constant pain, not intense (3/10) but slowly increasing
sudden, short bursts of pain, very intense (6-8/10), occurs after physical activity, eating/drinking, and randomly
3 days of pain, as described above
pain presented 1st. below symptoms on 2nd day. 3rd day pain only.
1 day of fever @ 99.9
1 day of diarrhea
1 day of nausea

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 7:01 PM. Reason : .]

9/29/2008 7:00:50 PM

LOL

It's lupus.

9/29/2008 7:01:30 PM

sounds like food poisoning, but I've never had it for 3 days. Ouch.

9/29/2008 7:01:53 PM

YOU GON DIE

9/29/2008 7:01:58 PM

my diagnosis:

go to the doctor

9/29/2008 7:03:55 PM

SARS

9/29/2008 7:03:58 PM

^^^^^It's not lupus!
^^^^would most likely cause vomitting, which hasn't happend
^^^That's just dumb
^^too bad I can't get an appointment until friday
^I'm not chinese



[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .]

9/29/2008 7:03:58 PM

Pregnant?

9/29/2008 7:04:58 PM

I'd be a medical incredible!

9/29/2008 7:05:22 PM

Intestinal parasites?

Cause it's never lupus

9/29/2008 7:05:40 PM

^possibility. bad/undercooked meat, contaminated food. but no one else is sick. narrows it down to one possibly undercooked burger

9/29/2008 7:06:40 PM

ulcer?

9/29/2008 7:06:49 PM

HIV/AIDS

Quote :

"Intestinal parasites?"

only with unexplained weight loss; have you been really hungry lately?

it might be a hernia

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 7:08 PM. Reason : 

9/29/2008 7:06:50 PM

^^not presenting as other ulcers in past, but not ruled out
^wrong show; not really, more like feeling more full than normal. maybe some constipation included. seems like not as much is going in as is coming out (at least at a different rate than normal now).

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 7:10 PM. Reason : .]

9/29/2008 7:07:21 PM

Try drinking a beer. It helps my stomach when nothing else will sometimes.

9/29/2008 7:08:09 PM

^i may try that

9/29/2008 7:10:28 PM

Quote :

"only with unexplained weight loss; have you been really hungry lately?"

Crap. I'm screwed.

9/29/2008 7:14:00 PM

You're fired.

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 7:14 PM. Reason : I didn't even think of that either though]

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 7:15 PM. Reason : keep thinking. i've got to finish downloading all of the porn on the internet. be back later]

9/29/2008 7:14:20 PM

sounds like salmonella

but it could be anything

9/29/2008 7:16:21 PM

everybody lies

9/29/2008 7:21:14 PM