Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I've known this for a little bit but momentarily forgot right before getting in the shower.
With fall upon us I've taken to keeping the windows open to save a little money and get some fresh air into this cave and it's been working wonderfully except right around sunset when the rays fall right on the front side of the house heating the room to gross. Being that I am in between jobs right now and spending a lot of time at home I've scheduled my shower during this bracket to cool off and clean up, essentially killing two birds with one stone.
This particular evening I stripped my clothes off and left the bathroom door open to allow cool air to circulate for when I got out of the shower. Typically the door is shut to trap the warm steam-like air in. My dog was alert barking right as I stepped in and noticed the exact moment he became quiet. Worried about what he was doing I stuck my head out of the shower and noticed an article of clothing missing from my pile.
Soaking wet I run out of the shower to retrieve the misbehaving mongrel and locate panties before they grow a hole. I didn't find the panties immediately because as soon as he heard the wet pitter patter and the growl of my words he relocated Ninja style to the dinning room.
I didn't even have to say a word as he slowly walked to his kennel for time out as I shut the door and it wasn't until after the shower that I resumed my successful hunt for the panties.
WTF is it with dogs and panties? 9/30/2008 7:31:36 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Dogs love the smell of rotten fish. 9/30/2008 7:32:49 PM |
Airbag Suspended 12921 Posts user info edit post |
Dogs love the smell of rotten fish. 9/30/2008 7:33:03 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
Dogs love the smell of fresh fish. 9/30/2008 7:33:57 PM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Dogs love the smell of rotten fish. 9/30/2008 7:34:25 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
my dog will flip a trash can if she can get into it if there's a tied off used condom in it
so i just dont use condoms now
9/30/2008 7:35:38 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
My dog too loves the smell of rotten fish 9/30/2008 7:37:12 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
my dog does a pretty job of behaving herself 9/30/2008 7:39:31 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ha good excuse 9/30/2008 7:43:24 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
9/30/2008 7:50:29 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i swear to god i read that the first time as
"My dog has panty breath"
9/30/2008 7:54:46 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
It means he likes the way you smell and wants to bwn you. 9/30/2008 8:52:37 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
^^He just might if he gets them.
ewwwwie haha I was telling my SO that I took his balls for a reason. 9/30/2008 8:53:34 PM |
humandrive All American 18286 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Dogs love the smell of rotten fish." |
9/30/2008 8:54:56 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
My dog too loves the smell of rotten fish 9/30/2008 8:55:24 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Dogs love the smell of rotten ass 9/30/2008 8:56:14 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ poor guy he just wanted a little lovin' 9/30/2008 8:58:39 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Shit, dogs love anything that smells rotten 9/30/2008 9:07:38 PM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " This particular evening I stripped my clothes off " |
I'm not sure what the rest of the post said because I puked upon reading this.9/30/2008 9:08:46 PM |
tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
9/30/2008 9:11:15 PM |
keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
9/30/2008 10:05:02 PM |