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Kiwi
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I've known this for a little bit but momentarily forgot right before getting in the shower.

With fall upon us I've taken to keeping the windows open to save a little money and get some fresh air into this cave and it's been working wonderfully except right around sunset when the rays fall right on the front side of the house heating the room to gross. Being that I am in between jobs right now and spending a lot of time at home I've scheduled my shower during this bracket to cool off and clean up, essentially killing two birds with one stone.

This particular evening I stripped my clothes off and left the bathroom door open to allow cool air to circulate for when I got out of the shower. Typically the door is shut to trap the warm steam-like air in. My dog was alert barking right as I stepped in and noticed the exact moment he became quiet. Worried about what he was doing I stuck my head out of the shower and noticed an article of clothing missing from my pile.

Soaking wet I run out of the shower to retrieve the misbehaving mongrel and locate panties before they grow a hole. I didn't find the panties immediately because as soon as he heard the wet pitter patter and the growl of my words he relocated Ninja style to the dinning room.

I didn't even have to say a word as he slowly walked to his kennel for time out as I shut the door and it wasn't until after the shower that I resumed my successful hunt for the panties.



WTF is it with dogs and panties?

9/30/2008 7:31:36 PM

GGMon
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Dogs love the smell of rotten fish.

9/30/2008 7:32:49 PM

Airbag
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Dogs love the smell of rotten fish.

9/30/2008 7:33:03 PM

chocolatervh
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Dogs love the smell of fresh fish.

9/30/2008 7:33:57 PM

Lewizzle
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Dogs love the smell of rotten fish.

9/30/2008 7:34:25 PM

pilgrimshoes
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my dog will flip a trash can if she can get into it if there's a tied off used condom in it

so i just dont use condoms now

9/30/2008 7:35:38 PM

Jen
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My dog too loves the smell of rotten fish

9/30/2008 7:37:12 PM

quagmire02
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my dog does a pretty job of behaving herself

9/30/2008 7:39:31 PM

Kiwi
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^^^ha good excuse

9/30/2008 7:43:24 PM

poopface
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9/30/2008 7:50:29 PM

LivinProof78
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i swear to god i read that the first time as

"My dog has panty breath"


9/30/2008 7:54:46 PM

dagreenone
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It means he likes the way you smell and wants to bwn you.

9/30/2008 8:52:37 PM

Kiwi
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^^He just might if he gets them.


ewwwwie haha I was telling my SO that I took his balls for a reason.

9/30/2008 8:53:34 PM

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Quote :
"Dogs love the smell of rotten fish."

9/30/2008 8:54:56 PM

djeternal
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My dog too loves the smell of rotten fish

9/30/2008 8:55:24 PM

ncsuapex
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Dogs love the smell of rotten ass

9/30/2008 8:56:14 PM

dagreenone
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^^^^ poor guy he just wanted a little lovin'

9/30/2008 8:58:39 PM

djeternal
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Shit, dogs love anything that smells rotten

9/30/2008 9:07:38 PM

Sgt Hartman
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This particular evening I stripped my clothes off "


I'm not sure what the rest of the post said because I puked upon reading this.

9/30/2008 9:08:46 PM

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9/30/2008 9:11:15 PM

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9/30/2008 10:05:02 PM

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