hypothetically


you meet a girl playing a sport, go eat at one of the dining locations on campus... are walking back and she says its cold.... several times and looks at you but you dont have anything to make her warm except your arm...


a. wrap your arm around her ?

b. say yea its cold... and pretend to be cold also ( you dont wrap your arm around her because you just met her )

c. whip it out

[Edited on October 1, 2008 at 10:01 PM. Reason : SITUATION]

10/1/2008 10:01:15 PM

tell that bitch to stop whining and watch the fucking weather next time

10/1/2008 10:02:02 PM

D) says "yeah it's cold, I don't have anything to give to you to warm you up except my body heat"


that'll instantly get her on her knees in front of you sucking your dick.

10/1/2008 10:02:26 PM

a, c, then b. performed in that order.

10/1/2008 10:02:30 PM

a

followed by

c

10/1/2008 10:02:36 PM

C.

10/1/2008 10:02:41 PM

shes already nagging and you dont even know her

d. dont return phone calls

10/1/2008 10:03:33 PM

playfully grab her in a shivering manner with one arm and then just have a small laugh and then you keep your arm around her

10/1/2008 10:03:36 PM

i vote for Quinn's option D.

10/1/2008 10:05:44 PM

jesus, do you kids need to call dr. drew to be able to find your dick?

10/1/2008 10:05:51 PM

Quote :

"jesus, do you kids need to call dr. drew to be able to find your dick?"

hahahahaha gg

10/1/2008 10:11:54 PM

a.

really. she's said it several times. what do you think she wants? Wrap your arm around her.

10/1/2008 10:23:21 PM

e. Cut open a fat person with your light saber and spend the night in his belly.

10/1/2008 10:25:54 PM

hypothetical FAIL

10/1/2008 10:26:13 PM

pee on her
that'll keep her warm
and shut her mouth

10/1/2008 10:31:44 PM

find a bench, have her sit in it

tell her to close her eyes and lean forward

then fart on her face (you may want to be bare-ass, if you actually want to provide warmth

10/1/2008 10:32:13 PM

Quote :

"shes already nagging and you dont even know her d. dont return phone calls"

i lol'd

10/1/2008 10:54:55 PM

she is waiting for you to concur with her.
All bitches want you to go on with how right we are and to talk back.

We thought it was simple.
I guess we were wrong.

10/2/2008 1:45:56 AM

send that bitch a smiley


bitches love smileys

10/2/2008 1:53:35 AM

d. DICK IN A BOX

10/2/2008 1:55:04 AM

E. PIITB

10/2/2008 1:59:02 AM

^ that's always mandatory. and of course, it has to be followed by

f. Pee in the butt

10/2/2008 2:00:30 AM

w) ask her how she could possibly be cold in 70 degree weather, and look at her like she's an idiot

10/2/2008 2:03:03 AM

^ it's actually 55 degrees.

10/2/2008 2:08:01 AM

^ presumably this scenario would have happened earlier in the day... what on campus dining facilities are open now?

10/2/2008 2:09:47 AM

Quote :

"situatioin"

10/2/2008 3:25:37 AM

sex produce a lot of body heat

10/2/2008 4:05:05 AM

a, pulling her towards c

10/2/2008 4:06:52 AM

put it in that ho's butt

10/3/2008 6:43:18 PM